ITT: times your country humiliated its neighbors >1851 >

>>70315499
who's buttmad

>>70314351
Rafael carrera was a good strategist. He also invaded Los Altos. I think he could of have annexed parts of El Salvador or Honduras if he wanted too.

>ITT: times your country humiliated its neighbors

We haven't lost a war in 500 years.

>>70315663
You fucked up in Russia as little girls and your Empire fell down

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CATHAR BTFO

>>70315718
>losses
>8
oh wow

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Putting the perfidious ones in their place

>>70315652

Isn't more? Wasn't our military created during Portuguese rule?

>>70315774
To be fair, those 20-30 thousands infantry were mainly militia, but still a god damn stomp.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War

What the fuck

>>70315977

There is so much memery on that.

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Yes.

>>70315989
Saw a Danish movie about the invasion recently.
Shit was bonkers.
They had guys on bicycles trying to hold the fucking frontline.
The goverment refused to let the army entrench on the border because they said it may be an act of provocation, when a giant column of tanks was moving towards them.
Then the Germans had the brilliant idea to cut all radio and telephone lines in the country, so when the government capitulated the soldiers kept fighting uselessly because they didn't know.

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>>70315808
you forgot to mention Hitler's invasion. How long have you fought?

>>70314351
any year between 1810 and 2017

>>70316258
What does this have to do with the previous pic ?

we wuz kaibiles n shit.

>>70316381
we wuz we iz

>>70315710
this happened before napoleon accessed to power

>>70314351
El Salvador alone could reach and take over the Guatemalan capital

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>2015
>thousands of refugees are stranded in a place as close to hell as possible while still alive (hungary)
>let them all in and make clear that there is even more welfare ready to be claimed
>everyone sees what selfish cunts our neighbours are
>humanitarian superpower.jpg

Total humiliation lmao

>>70316431
But Republic sucked because of Napoleon accessing. And then France did not know any brave events. Only genociding africans and humiliation by Russia and Germany

>>70316680
>humiliation by Russia and Germany
>tfw we really are on the same level as Poland

>>70316783
Poland never could in genocide. But France could

>>70314426
Best ally

>>70316258
2 monthes of the most instense fighting, to finally lure a gigantic coalition of 300 millions people into a fake peace, when we realized the world was just filled with pussys who didn't want to take part into the fight. We truely are a superior people wich is considered to be The People of War into any military academy around the globe. Mediocre try.

>>70316471
Well, history says otherwise.

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>>70317014
two months of fightings

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>>70317014
>>70317383
comparing to years of real fight

>>70317418
Didn't you guys only fight for like two weeks?

If you can count how many times you humiliated your neighbors you are pretty much a non-country.

>>70314351
Call of duty wars :^)

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>>70317596
My guys fought until they raising the rad banner above reichstag

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We make America look bad erryday. Our countries are identical culturally and economically yet we haven't devolved into a nation of blithering idiots who shoot each other in shocking numbers and vote for people like Donald Trump.

has Spain ever won a single battle?

My god

>>70317688
Didn't the russians invade you guys too in '39? Didn't they also take over the slaugthering of your people as soon as we left?

>>70318195
Not Russians, but Soviets. And they did not send us to Auschwitz because we are subhumans

>>70318307
So you celebrate your enemies because they were a bit more merciful than others?

>>70318307
yeah, it werent germans who invaded poland too, but nazis

>>70315710
>>70316258
>>70317418
You are quite strange polish, it seems while people and especially French are totally ok with their history so far its glorious on any cases inculding WWII, you constantly hide yourself behind someone else, germany there, russians an other time, while picking on others.
If apperas petty and unglorious on the contrary to this picture that you attacked in the the first place.
>>70315808

Is it because you can't show as much glory as the glorious people of France that you feel the urge to immediately centralized the debate on WWII and try to stamp into minds those fairy tales that at least during this very period you did better than others. This based on the fact that you would have gained nothing to seek the peace because none was offered to you, and your only fate was to be purged. Leaving you simply no choice.

Your own governement fled to our country. Don't be so sour poland. We couldn't have won this WWII alone and save you, considering the manpower difference between the gigantic coalition that attacked us. War is production, and the whole map was painted is red up to the very shore of east russia.

>>70317950
>that Israeli flag in the background

errytime

>vote to Make weed legal so we can tax it to pay for infrastructure development last election
>America voted to make Muslims illegal and use their tax monies to build a useless wall last election

Our entire existence is a humiliation to the US

>>70314351
two of my really good friends are Guatemalan. I actually know quite a few. They're usually more light skinned compared to other central Americans or Mexicans.

>>70315652

You lost us in a war, cuck.

It wasn't a stalemate btw.

>>70318307
You are though

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>March down South
>1700s or 1800s don't remember
>slap ameritards around and piss in their fields
> Need to smoke weed but lighter not invented yet
>See White House in the distance. Set it on fire.
>Smoke weed. Watch amerilards cry tears of red, white and blue.
>Apologize to them. Had enough fun so we turn around and walk back to our home of ice and snow.

Fun times.

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We've been doing that for the last 50 years or so, and still going!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want a united República Federal de Centroamérica. Why did you have to ruin it Guatemala WHYYYYYYYY

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>>70322437

>>70317950
You vote for a fucking meme instead that destroyed his economy but it's all cool because he snaps photos of himself at LGBT parades.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Pacific

This whole thing

>>70322437
>[MARIACHI MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

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>>70324110

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>>70314351
Underarm?

>>70314351
If Belize is poop then how come Guatemal*ns move there?

>>70322495
The ticos started it, maybe one day the federation will rise

>>70317950
>identical culturally
have you ever been to a real murican town?