Denmark: >Haha we ruled over you, you never ruled over us

>>70298901
Im just gonna post a quick

B E R N A D O T T E


love u sweden have a good day

>>70299538
I'm just going to link this to you:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Prussian_War

Stop arguing ;_;

Denmark >>>>>>>>>> Swedish Caliphate

The only time in our 1000+ year great and long history we were ever ruled, was doing WW2

>>70299951
Nah m8, we ruled you during Eric the Victorious

>>70300041
kuk-kuk, kuk-kuk, fallera.

>>70299951
Jens told the men good night. The next morning Hans woke them up.

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>>70299951
>lose 50% of your land
>get shit pushed to your Capital
>have to suck Swedish toesies in order to not get beheaded

mhm, okie dokie m8. Your country is literally a spiteful whore for the last 800 years. Every fucking war Sweden was in you just HAD to be on the enemy side. You are the reason Scandinavia isn't united as one. Russia vs Sweden? You on Russias side. Sweden vs France? You on France side. FUCK OFF.

You lost Skåne, Halland and Blekinge. And you fucking LOST Norway too. Your country is a fucking history of losers. Pieces of shits.

>>70302369
Sweden-Germany vs. Allies? We're on the allies side

>>70302369
du lyder lidt ophidset..

swedes are just cuckhold germans.

http://www.thelocal.se/20160623/drunk-or-danish-swedish-police-eventually-work-it-out


>Police in western Sweden initially thought a man whose car was stuck in the snow was Danish, but after a while they realized he was slurring his words because he was drunk.


what did they mean by this?

>>70302488
>Cuck country accusing us to be a cuck version of another already cucked country
Fine post leaf

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>>70302494

>>70298901

I love Danish people. Best people in Scandinavia.

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I heard Rurik came from Denmark btw.

>>70302557
the only thing your country is famous for now is blonde women getting raped by niggers.

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>>70302711
I heard Ragnar Lothbroks father was Swedish btw

>>70302733
With our insiginificant population and geographical position, yes.

That doesn't take the truth from what i already said

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>>70298901
But cuckening and culture destroying came from they side, they made you that you never achieved to for us.
And just compare them to nowday swedes

>>70298901
SKÅNE TILL DK

>>70302872
What the Fuck are you even saying?

>>70302951
>What the Fuck are you even saying?
You're suffered for our sins. And proctect us from that suffering.

>>70302951
you're a martyr sweden is what he's saying

>>70302872
What did he mean by this?

>>70303061
>>70303082
>>70302872
Okay, that statement makes no sense. But it was an effective saltmining technique so you get 1 (you)s

>>70303196
Hehe. Actually, i found that shitposting among you as a fun.
Now tell me pls, what is the real reason for that shitpost:
>SW vs DN
?

>>70302872
But they were supposed to act like women. That was the point of the gameshow.

If anything it shows that gender roles are still alive and well here unlike in Finland where women are hairy drunks.

>>70298901

From what I can tell he only ruled the Danish parts of the Scandinavian peninsula. That doesn't really qualify as ruling Denmark. Unless you consider ruling any piece of land another kingdom has at some point ruled as ruling that entire country.

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>>70303351

>>70303478
Why? It's not like I live in Finland.

>>70303376
Read again, ALL OF IT was Swedish clay

>>70303671
[Citation needed]