>Wake up in the morning
>Mistakingly brush my teeth using Netherlands flag instead of toothpaste
>>70267513
the absolute madman
>>70267513
>Mistakenly
Ebin meme btw my briend
>>70268572
POO
>>70267513
*instead of black cock.
>Put on my Aussie flag boxers
>They're actually my Dad's Kiwi flag boxers
Tru story cuz
>>70268724
Nothing more nationalistic than grinding your balls towards your countrys flag
>>70268724
>Put on my german boxers
>they're actually white boxers where someone pooped, bled and peed in
>>70268920
>"someone"
You must be awfully forgetful, Hans.
NETHERLANDS BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
>>70268920
At least your boxers encompass the entirety of German sexual fetishes.
>>70269045
>Put on my french boxers
>they're actually white boxers