La France est le meilleur pays, sans aucun doute. Merci d'exister

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>>70229873

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Moi, j'aime la France aussi!

fait un vocaroo et on te diar si il est aussi horrible que ça :)

>>70229873
Le des socien Memes forisères drofes de préveautordroclation trevolique protantract la drofemenforime vorme te le préun la pers efforgate, leux quel et des sonne assi dronsenfament sul ne.

>>70230389
D'accord.

>>70230125
Belle image

>>70230266
Bien sûr :^) ! Donnes-moi une phrase, et je le ferai.

Inshallah j'aime islam

>>70230389
Sont-ce des anagrammes ?

>>70230453
Your french is perfect

>>70230430
"j'aime les roses et les tulipes mais rien ne me passione plus que de prendre un penis dans les fesses"
try this

les anglos et les juifs >les grenouilles

>>70230494
thanks im learning to be an iman in a mosque in franche inshallah

>>70230548
Rien de vulgaire, s'il vous plaît !

>>70230610
>an iman
>iman
imam*.
Trust me, I'm french.

>>70230417
>>70230468
Nus qu êt ocimes due priqu que léverigese paté des pins d'oioitinsal.

>>70230641
Boah, do it It's funny

>>70230586
t. mena
L'harissa c'est de la merde au faite.

>>70230610
Good thing your country is so close to French Guiana, you'll fit right in among the other black people.

>>70230662
I've got to study

>>70230695
yeah or in paris or marsseille

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>>70230689
>L'harissa c'est de la merde au faite.
reeeeeeeee tu dois me respecter our je vais te peep peeper

>>70230771
lol, bravo, c'est de très bon goùt

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>>70230804
merci

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>>70230771
>Quand ton pays est plus petit qu'un olivier

>>70230845
ça s'appelle de l'ironie, tu comprendras quand tu seras majeur

>>70230860
Les olives, c'est pas le maroc?
Nan parce que là c'est la Tunisie, leur truc c'est plutôt les terroristes.

>>70230903
Il ironisait aussi, je pense.

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>>70230737
Both are whiter than Brazil, and both are more prosperous than Brazil. Even the worst of the worst in France, Saint Denis, is in every single way superior to Brazil.
>M-Muh turrists though
You know what? I will go easy on you. Let's not even compare Brazil to France, but to the former colonies from which these turrists come.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate
>Brazil: 24.6
>Central African Republic: 13.6
This means that even the worst migrants imaginable to France are only half as likely to kill the native population (at worst) than the Brazillians are to kill themselves.
>Hurrdurr but if you live in the South our homicide rate is only 8.0!!!!!
Yeah, and if you live anywhere other than Saint Denis, for France it's about 0.8.

>>70230771
>France draws a Muhammad cartoon
>Muslims kill EACHOTHER
You can't make this shit up

>>70230845
Vocaroo something

>>70230688
Je ne veux pas dire quelque chose de vulgaire.

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>>70230860
c'est au cause de vous les gr*nouilles et les t*urques
>>70230903
oui j'etai completement serieux quand je t'ai dis merci . grenouille stupid

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>>70229873
Le meilleur fil de 2017, crée par le meilleur des utilisateurs de /int/.

Malgré le fait que je suis d'accord de l'OP, Il devrait être seulement un fils à la fois sur /int/ pêh.

Sticky pls

>>70230965
ok then say
" j'aime les rose et les tulipe mais rien ne me passionne plus que la peinture"

>>70230924
Oui, premier exportateur de terroristes.
Mais leur pays est très très petit, un terrain de foot placé au centre de leur "pays" déborderais sur l'algérie et la lybie.

>>70230955
>dutch flag
>african
not surprised in the slightest

>>70230924
you wut m8 , we produce more olive oil than marroc even tho we are smaller
>>70230955
not really alot of whiteys died too

>>70231050
>Oui, premier exportateur de terroristes.
c'est une meme desu
>un terrain de foot placé au centre de leur "pays" déborderais sur l'algérie et la lybie.
lol la tunisie est plus vieux que la lybie et l'algerie

>>70230998
Agreed. je ne pense pas que ce fil était censé devenir un nouveau /fr/ though. C'est juste que tout le monde parles français...

>>70231062
>we produce more olive oil than marroc even tho we are smaller
Sorry, I always forget how olive oil is an important thing for you guys

>>70230430
why cant you come up with something on your own that you are comfortable with?

>>70231062
Oh oui, on sait que tu es petit.
Très petit.

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>>70231062
Unsurprising, killing unbelievers is the only thing Muslims are good at. Not much else sadly, which is why Spain alone translates more books in one year than m*slims in a thousand years. You're literally worse than niggers, because at least they don't bite the hand that feeds them.

Rate my french

الله أكبر

>>70230963

no bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dAw6vbyKuF
>>70231155
1.9% of our exports ; its not the important but yeah we do like it

>>70231031
https://clyp.it/f2nxewcr

C'est terrible, mais j'ai fait de mon mieux.

>>70231110
>>70231207
>>70231209
Bon ça va, arrêtez les gars. Vous vous détestez, on a compris.

>>70231259
T'as une voix très jeune

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>>70230641
"Henry de Lesquen est le seul dieu et Jean Marie le pen est son prophète"

>>70231321
je sais , j'ai 18 ans
>>70231209
id gaf about muslims but any source for that .Im interested

>>70231268
The pronounciation is perfect. You must prononce the "s" in "plus" (since It means "more" here), but except this, perfect.

>>70231273
Tu niques ma mère je mange ta crotte!?!

>>70231407
Thank you very much ! I will do more sentences, if you have any in mind.

>>70231268
not that bad, this is almost at quebec level in term of accent

>>70231452
Un amour sincère ne se termine jamais, il connait des virgules mais jamais de point.

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>>70231500
thats not a good thing

>>70231500
Thanks, but what about it sounds like it is from Québec ? I used to post audio files on 4chan a few months ago, and everyone kept telling me it sounded like I am from Québec, but I do not understand why. If you could shed some light on this, that would be great :)

>>70231387
>but any source for that
http://hdr.undp.org/sites/default/files/rbas_ahdr2002_en.pdf
>The Arab world translates about 330 books annually, one fifth of the number that Greece translates. The cumulative total of translated books since the Caliph Maa’moun’s time (the ninth century) is about 100,000, almost the average that Spain translates in one year (Galal, S., 1999).

>>70231557
It is a good thing. French people usually loves Québecois accent.

>>70231650
>Arab
but you said muslim ; that fucking confused me . and yeah it well knows that Arabs abandoned translation after the abbasided and focused on their own language even more

>>70229873
kédék kédék kédék..kéro kéro kéro.. ribbit ribbit ribbit...

>>70231687
it sounds as bad as west african accents to me

>>70231573
since its been part of an anglo country for 300 year quebec accent has a lot of english influance check this is my immatation of it:https://clyp.it/frkiq5np
may sound a bit unatural because my actual voice is a lot more neutral

>>70231544
This one was a lot harder, but I tried my best:
https://clyp.it/ab3cvuvq

>>70231452
Paris outragé, Paris brisé, Paris martyrisé, mais Paris... libéré !

>>70231650
You have to consider that most of what would be translated in the Arab world in the past are productive things, with fewer literate people scholars and writers would only recieve funding and prestige for translating things of tangible value to their governments or people, primarily religious texts, historical texts or records, and humanities. Of course Spain is still putting out more intellectual output than the Arab world as a whole, but the number of translations is largely inflated by trash like the 5,00th variant of a standard cookbook or genre fiction.

>>70231771
I see. Are there certain sounds that I make that sound like that ? Any specific tips ? Thanks.

>>70231500
He doesn't sounds Québécois...
This https://clyp.it/frkiq5np is Québecois.

>>70231857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jhoqf2fSZK

>>70231827
Great. Zero mistakes in pronounciation, even your "r" is good. Nothing else to say, It's perfect.

>>70231857
https://clyp.it/r2dnex10

>>70230771
Rapporté aux services de renseignement

>>70231933
It sounds like you said "allah uakbar" at the very end of the sentence

>>70231933
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jhoqf2fSZK
you cheeky bastard made me laugh at the end

>>70231926
>https://clyp.it/frkiq5np
thats the purpose of my comment, i stay on the stance that this isnt my real voice, i just use it so quebecuck dont annoy me because ''lel le french accent''
>>70231887
not specialy, but since you have an englo-ish accent some people might take you for a quebecer,

>>70231997
Thank you very much. It took me years to learn how to make the R, and I am glad it finally sounds good. I remember spending all evening some days just making the sound over and over again, trying to get it right.

>>70232027
hmmmm are you sure that was just french

>>70229873
bon courage anon.

>>70232064
I understand your pain. Trying to "shapes" your mouth/throat to say a sound that doesn't exists in your language is hard.
How long have you been learning French?

>>70232161
I had a French class from Kindergarten to 4th grade, but I did not learn much from it. I studied it for a little bit between 7th-8th grade, but I never really made much progress. However, about 2 months ago, I started seriously studying it, and I am making progress much more quickly. I am taking a year off now that I am done highschool to learn French and get ready for university, which I hope to do in France.

>>70232299
Good on you, anon. We need more people learning this language. We need to replace the shitskins and Islamist extremists who will soon comprise the majority of French-speakers.

>>70232117
Merci !

>>70232299
may i ask you what motive you to learn it? its rare to see american making effort to learn another language
>>70232079
sounds like its from marseille

>>70232417
I do not know, I just really love languages, and I like France specifically. I have had an interest on and off throughout my entire life for France, but now I want to seriously learn French, something that I have been putting off for too long. I am glad I studied a bit of French when I was younger though, that is probably the only reason why my pronunciation is not completely horrendeous (though it is still bad.)

Plus, I figure that it is probably very useful, no matter what I plan to do for a career.

>>70229873
t. Jean Pierre Le Fagotton

>>70232417
but i roll my r

j'èspere que tu meurs sans amis, OP

>>70229873
mais maintenant devient un pays maghrébine musulmane

>>70232548
because of the end
>>70232501
france is really worth visiting, i have a lot of chance to have family there so i go there on a regular basis
>>70232591
malheuresement

>>70232591
La faute à qui ?

>>70232586
>Apprendre une nouvelle langue juste pour cacaposter

>>70232591
C'est un problème que je m'en fous si des Nordafricains viennent à la France ? Je veux dire, s'ils parlent français et ils l'entrent légalement, ne pas causer du chaos, pas de problème, n'est-ce pas ?

>>70232678
Mitterrand ? la colonisation francaise ?

>>70232694
disons que la situation en france n'est pas la meme que celle des état-unis vis a vis les mexicain, ils n'ont pas tendance a bien s'integree
>>70232727
>>70232591
>>70232678
LES PUTAIN DE JUIF

>>70232533
>t. Buona Parte

>>70232694

je ne pense pas que la langue française est nouveau à moi si je peux l'écrire

>>70232790
Ah, quel dommage. Je pensais que c'était les réfugiés syriens qui causaient tout le mal là-bas. D'ailleurs, ne haïssent-ils pas la France, les Maghrébins ? Pourquoi ils y iraient ?

>>70232910
Je n'ai jamais dit que le français était nouvelle à toi, je sous-entendais que tu l'as apprise seulement pour cacaposter.

>>70232911
systeme social de merdre qui te recompense pour ne pas travailler

>>70232727
>la colonisation francaise
Peut-être, mais ce n'est pas la peine de nous faire une colonisation inversée du coup. N'apprenez vous pas de nos erreurs ?
On vous a rendu votre liberté sans coup férir, profitez-en (chez vous) !

>>70231452
>being this much of a ouiaboo that you space out your exclamation point

>>70232943

tu pense que j'allais apprender une autre langue? Pour ennuyer des autres en ligne?

>>70229873
Merci l'ami

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>>70229873
>mfw i understood all that written but i wouldn't understand jackshit if spoken.

>>70231500
sounds nothing like it m8

Il n'y a aucun probleme avec ça