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>be American
>90% of your property is carefully tended carpeting which takes time and money to maintain
>if you don't do it, your Homeowner's Association will force you to pay a fine
>if you grow vegetables or an orchard, you can get arrested sometimes, too
When will this fucking meme die?
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>Americans ACTUALLY use more water on their lawns than growing crops
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>tfw my aunt did completely lawn-free landscaping in her front yard, and most of her backyard is free of grass as well, with a few trees, a patio, and vegetable garden
>tfw she has beaten the "turfidious" Jew
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>>70215126
>be american
>don't live in a s•burb
>don't have a HA
Wew
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>>70215126
Wasn't America a freedom country?
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>>70215126
>Not having your own fruit and vegetables garden
>2017
plebs
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>>70215126
>he doesn't live in a rural covenant community where there's a requirement to keep a certain amount of property forested
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>>70216465
>tfw no greenhouse to grow peppers and citrus trees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEx6I4c7ys0
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>>70215126
>Not having a luxurious, expansive lawn like the European nobles of old
>Not having Mexicans do the work for you
Are Europoors actually proud of living in cramped squallor?
And what's this nonsense about growing fruit trees? Did this meme come from an American cartoon or something?
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>>70217499
Do you mean why would anyone grow fruit trees, or do you think HOA's don't stop you? Because in mine, they do.
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>>70217636
I've lived in three different suburbs and I've never encountered there's any prohibition about planting trees.
My neighbor did bitch once because I planted like 20 fucking trees, turned the bitch into a forest, but they were sucking up so much water it was fucking with the lawns of houses on both sides of me.
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>>70217956
>but they were sucking up so much water it was fucking with the lawns of houses on both sides of me.
Good thing Saddam Hussein wasn't one of your neighbours.
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>>70217636
You can't buy a home and not know it has an HOA. It's your own fault for not being able to grow fruit trees.
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>>70218738
I'm not saying that I need to grow them, I'm just saying that some of them do restrict it. Although, for some reason our property came with some juneberry plants and no one has fined me.
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>>70215126
>America
>Land of the free*
>*terms and conditions apply
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