Choose three countries that you can allow to be sit in your seats

Why did I buy 3 plane tickets? Why am I giving free seats to other people? Do I even have a seat?

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>>70203506
>Only 1 seat for America

>>70203506
OOOYYY Takeshi, OOOYYYY!!!!
I fly for the first time.
OOOYYYYY!!!!
Can I sit next to the window?
OOOOOYYYYY, TAKESHI!!!!

Brazil, Russia.
Hope one of them is female.

Jerk off thinking about her.

I give them to Finns so I won't be bothered during the flight.

>>70203506
then you will enjoy the stink of American and German during the flight as if you were in a cattle house.

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>>70203506

>>70203506
>burger and sausage
what's wrong about you?

Saudi Arabian and Iranian
I wanna see how they would react to each other.

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>>70203894
>sausage
any wrong? it's not even a dick

I don't fly with the plebes.
Always first class on flight longer than 5 hours.

denmark, sweeden, and netherland
I wanna be surrounded by handsome men

UK and USA

>>70203506
I have a private plane unlike you trash subhuman.

I've never been on a plane.

at least I refuse Islamic nations because of terrorists. and the US due to a cause of falling with overweight.

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>>70203506
I have to sit next to GERMANY?!

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Ukraine and Finland, also Poland in front of me with balts on the parallel seats

Flanders and France

>>70204430
in the same vein of a gookshit irradiating the plane

so swissland and nobody else

>>70204452
>having to sit next to a loud rude r*ssian who smells like old sweat and cigarrettes and who will at some point start shouting at the flight attendant in a fit of nigger rage over peanuts before getting drunk on small bottles of alcohol if they're not already drunk
No thanks

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>>70204606
That's why I chose you, rudeling Finns always entertain me with their stories about "muh bad bad ryssa". I love you!

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>>70203506
Autism: the thread.

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>>70203506

>Germany Japan Japan

because Japanese are to shy to start a conversation and will shut the fuck up until the plane landed

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Finnish to the left and right.

hungary and binlan :DDDD

Brazil and Mexico

Because they're bros

Denmark and Austria

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>>70205084
I agree with this!

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>>70204311

>>70205368

Colombia and Australia just for the bantz

Ukraine German I want females

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>>70203506

UK and Australia

just for the banter

>>70203582
Pretty underrated post desu

Denmark and Australia. Both are cool.

>>70203506
Chinese, any non-poor/disgusting Asian country

>>70203668
This. Finns for peace and quiet, maybe jap for potential shy qt.

>>70203506
Switzerland, Liechtenstein and maybe Finland

Denmark and norway for cute accents.

Japan and Korea, since I'm a weeaboo