>be Germany >invade Belgium, France and Russia >commit

>>70185826
Where ever Germans go they must destroy

>>70185826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

We were as evil but everyone was at that time.

>>70185826
Gremans were having a party and it got outta control.
Decided to invite all of us to two world wars.

>>70185826
The soldiers realized it but the leaders didn't

Germans can't do anything like a normal humon bean.

>>70185826
You commited your crimes across longer periods, thus less concentrated. But you have no reason to believe you have a moral high ground. All of the global problems we have can be traced back to you fucking with the world.

>>70185826
THey were playing catchup all night long.

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>belgium
It was pretty much a noncountry and its colonial policies were atrocitial.
>france/russia
enemies.
>war crimes
Not as bad as the 6 million german children burned in dresden.
>Nerve gas
It was a humanitarian effort so enemy combatants would not suffer from festering wounds to die over hours.
>Zeppelins
Er strafe es.
You used tanks against soldiers that couldnt do anything, whomever has the tech uses it to cheat.
>lenin to russia
We could have never guessed the slavs were so subhuman to actually adapt his teachings.

We did nothing, litereally nothing wrong!

>>70187086
If it weren't for my ancestors the entire world would still be pre-industrial

>>70187533
>Belgium was a non-country
Like Germany was until less than half a century before ww1?
>France and Russia were enemies
Anglo has been fighting France for a thousand years, yet fought with them in the war.
>6 million German children
uh, citation? >muh 6 million
>Nerve gas was human
lol, so are gas chambers I suppose?
>using tanks against soldiers is worse than using bombs against civilians
you're retarded
>Slavs are subhuman
Can't argue with this

>>70187533
I 100% with your first point, the rest not so much.

>>70187776
>like germany
Germany already had a rough cultural sphere designated as such during the times of the romans.
>enemies
true, but the french were the heritagable enemy, they needed a beatdown.
>citation
The anglos would never let the truth surface
>gas chambers
Jews are not human
>retarded
England was a republic, the civilians were to be held accountable for the parliaments actions as they elected them after all.
In germany, the monarchy was much more authoritanian so civilians were innocent during the worldwars
>Cant argue with this
You are easily baited arent you?

>>70185826
>be anglo
>kill hundreds of millions of indigious americans
>try to enslave other poeple all around the globe
>we din du nuffin, we we wiz all equally bad

>>70188004
>be German
>chat shit
>get banged

>>70185826
Well they just was pissed off about their non-existed colonies.

We're all not saint. Brits for example genocide chinese with opium

>>70187776
2 burito please and hurry

>>70187533
How do we call ones who lost to subhumans?

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>>70185826
Though, it preety much evens itself out, since the Germans are commiting cultural genocide

>>70187533
That pic always kind of freaks me out

>>70188004
Yeah, but America is great 2bh so noone cares about how it was made

>>70188069
More like
>Be any EU country
>Get banged by memerkel

>>70188254
>Get banged by memerkel

not for much longer friendo

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>>70188346
HARD CROXIT WHEN

>>70188243
Two vodkas and some natural gas, chop chop

>>70185826
>start the horror of using nerve gas
Nigga do some research. The french used it first, they threw the first stone ghen bitched about
> muh war crimes
No one was a saint in that war

>>70188398
You have a break on your plantation or what?

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>>70185826
>be British
>starve the Irish
>starve the Poo's
>starve the Boers
>genocide the native americans
>fuck up the entire middle east
>...

We the good bois we dindu nuffin

>>70185968
>americans
>decent
>likeable
>people
>worthy of trust
>americans are peace-loving
>people

>>70188917
>>fuck up the entire middle east
It's literally impossible to step foot in the middle east without doing this. Everything else we dindu.

>>70188917
>starve the Irish
mouldy taties, shouldn't have been dickheads
>starve the Poo's
fuck 'em
>starve the Boers
fuck 'em
>genocide the native americans
yanks
>fuck up the entire middle east
>yanks