Could this very well be the most aesthetic country to grace God's

>>70181576
yes beautiful potato shaped country #63

>>70181576
That's not Chile

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>>70181576
>be german
>small gene pool

>>70181623
Your country has a fantastic booty. Also it is slanted in a very sexy way. Quality fap material!

>>70181659
tree branch

>>70181576
It looks like an apple that been bitten twice.
Strangely fitting, considering our history.

European borders look like shit

france, norway, sweden, italy, mexico have best shapes desu
(note im not mexican, just they have a nice shape)

>>70181724
a potato

Japan is aesthetic as fuck and only plebs would disagree. And for the record, I fucking hate the Japs.

>>70181724
>Strangely fitting, considering our history.
???

I do not know any German history, please tell me more. What happened twice which led to your country being bitten twice like einen Apfel?

>>70181690
I am a Greek

>>70181740
t. 5 year olds drew some lines

>>70181808
the eternal anglo's warmongering

>>70181808
shitmany started two world wars against Greece

>>70181808
Germany dindu nuffin' and was attacked twice without reason while defending Europe and Christianity against all evil.
This is the truth and nothing but the truth, so help me god.

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Actually, one of my least favourite.
Personally, I like France. It's probably the most recognizable.

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>>70181812
This is what a real set of borders looks like.

>>70181854
>It's probably the most recognizable.

>>70181854
You would not recognise it if it didn't exist tho

Think about it

France could very well have looked different and you would be none the wiser

>>70181850
who killed more christians
islam or shitmany?

>>70181893
like a puzzle for mentally retarded children?

>Defender of the white race
>Killed more whites than any other country in history

>>70181919
You don't agree?
>>70181947
This made no sense

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>>70182207

>>70182309
ofc not

what are shitaly, america, uk or australia?

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>>70181576
Ugly country

>>70181854
Okay-ish country

Pic related would solve both problems at once. Don't worry: if Germanic autism can't handle Germany being lopsided, we can always give everything East of Potsdam to Poland.

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>>70181753
>Mexico
Pre-war Mexico is aesthetic as fuck

>>70181850
>and Christianity against all evil.

You mean Hitler, who openly stated multiple times that he respects the "virility" and "loyalty" of Muslims to Islam?

>>70182376
>america
too fat
>rest
they got that island look which is ok but meh for me

>>70181690
It looks like taking a dick from the right while having ass tickled from the left

>>70184540
That's no longer a hexagon and that triggers my autism

>>70184697
Looks like a whale after a horrible escalator accident.

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>>70181850
>was attacked twice without reason
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_World_War_I
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Corridor#Ultimatum_of_1939

>while defending Europe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_Crisis#German_attitude_to_war
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact

>and Christianity
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Nazi_Germany#Plans_for_the_Roman_Catholic_Church
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positive_Christianity
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_of_Adolf_Hitler#Hitler.27s_views_on_Islam
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mit_brennender_Sorge
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/1753469.stm

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>>70182376
the only reason the US is recognizable is because of it's relevancy in the world.
If the US was like it was pre-WW1, then barely anyone would recognize it on an unlabeled map.

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>>70185076
America has pretty aesthetic borders
>Coast to shining coast
>Northern border is almost entirely a straight line
>Southern border is kinda squigly but nothing too radical
I really envy America geography-wise. Us Europeans spent so many centuries infighting over small patches of dirt, and that has destined us to a rapid decline. But beautiful America with its wealth in resources will always be a world power, no matter how shitty its humans may get. Unless you go full retard like China and actively pollute your own water supplies, but I doubt even Trump is that stupid.

>>70181854
>It's probably the most recognizable.
Out of all the countries that one can reasonably expect a person to recognise, France and Germany are probably the least recognisable ones.
They're not even the most recognisable European countries. That would without a doubt be Italy. It's a boot. Everyone knows it's a boot. It's a boot kicking the decapitated head of a Moor back to Africa.

>>70185262
That's just the continental US though. Including Alaska and Hawaii and we become sort of a cluster fuck

>>70181854
Italy is the most recognizable for most Americans methinks

>>70185323
>A fucking star
>Not recognisable
lmao Norway looks like a sperm

>>70181984
>>70184790
>>70185064
wew, baited hard

>>70185334
>Alaska
Doable. It's not that weird. If it bothers you so much just fucking annex Canada already. Other than Quebec nobody can tell the difference anyway.

>Hawaii
Islands off the coast, almost every country with a shore has that.

>>70185323
Good point, I think Italy is more recognizable, but come on, France is still up there... probably the least recognizable ones?
It's a hexagon

>>70185409
France isn't shaped like a star. It's not even really shaped like a pentagon, as French people often like to claim. It's just an unshapely blob. At least a sperm is characteristic.

>>70185582
*pentagon

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>implying anything beats pre-versailles borders

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>>70185642
>France's shapely point is now an ugly stump
>That long, narrow, Schleswig pencildick
>That increadibly lopsided eastern hand groping an ugly, Russian tit
4/10, at least it doesn't make me want to kill myself.

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>>70185262
the State borders are pretty ugly.
At least it's not as bad as Germany's.

>>70186056
autustic/10

>>70185642
Pretty aesthetic, not gonna lie

>>70186056
>Mostly straight lines
If we're looking at state/provincial borders it's not that bad. Just boring. Michigan's retarded borders upset me.

>>70186056
>little tiny states in the east
>large states in the west

what happened?

>>70186495
Constitutionally any area that reaches a certain population threshold (I think 100,000?) can hold a petition to become a separate state. That probably explains a West-Virginia existing.

The East is a lot less populated (though I think it'd theoretically be possible for Los Angeles to become a city-state).

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Y'all just lose.

>>70181576
you're absolutely correct. now that's over with let's all decide how we're going to divide it up.

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>>70186099
you really think this looks good?
>>70186146
That's because Ohio and Michigan fought over Toledo.
Ohio got Toledo, Michigan got the UP, and Wisconsin got nothing. .
>>70186495
I have no clue to be honest.
I know that Idaho split from montana because it was hard for Montana to govern people around the mountains.

>>70186551
I don't think there's any population quota for states to secede from one another, but you could be right about that. There is a movement in California right now to split it into like five states, but it doesn't look like it's going anywhere. West Virginia seceded from Virginia because unlike the rest of Virginia it wanted to remain part of the US during the Civil War, so that was fairly different circumstances.
t. Virginian

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>>70186718
I fixed those ugly borders for you.

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>>70186885
>claygreedy neederman takes NRW without thinking about the consequences
You deserve it.

>>70187020
I'm pretty sure it's a nice place after you remove all the Germans.