>it's probably closer to the end of this universe than it to it's creation
literally doesn't matter on a human scale
>>70148293
MY FUCKING HEIGHT IS CLOSER TO 0 CM THAN IT IS TO 5 METERS
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!
BUT I'M A CREEP!!
AND I'M A WEIRDO!
>>70148317
BUT I'M A NEEEEEEETTT
I'M A WEIRDOOOOOOOO
but annie was struck by the smooth criminal
and it was her doom
I DON'T BELONG HERE
>>70148381
IT'S CLOSER TO FEBRUARY THAN IT IS TO DECEMBER
REEEEEEEEE
5 YEARS AGO WAS 12 YEARS AGO WHAT THE FUCK!
CYBERPUNK IS CLOSE
BUT PUSSY IS FAR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70148310
literally doesn't matter on a dick scale
>>70148450
MY BODY'S TEMPERATURE IS CLOSER TO THAT AT WHICH WATER FREEZES RATHER THAN WATER BOILS
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
EVERY STEP THAT I TAKE IS ANOTHER MISTAKE TO YOUUUU
>>70148450
Makes sense for the flag
>>70148739
I push my fingers into my EEEEYYYYEEESSS
>>70148268
Not true. The universe is only 13 billion years old. Conservative estimates say we've probably got at least 1.1 trillion years before the universe becomes incapable of forming new stars.