>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-au stralia-38685967 >

DIGESTED

>>70145557
>crossing a Strayan river

I think it can be considered as suicide actually.

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>be Australian
>access to internet limited to a few megabytes
>end up dying of croco-bites

>>70145645
It actually is an incredibly stupid thing to do in the Northern Territory and pretty much is suicide.

There's signs fucking everywhere telling you not to.

>>70145557
>Be Australian
>Go outside
>Get CROCED

>>70145557
>taken

>Be Britbong
>Daughter gets gang raped by pakistanis
>Get arrested for racism for trying to stop them

>>70146114
>be Asstralian
>daughter gets raped by Emus
>Try to stop them
>get raped as well

>>70146114
How do you get internet in an animal's stomach?

>>70146141
>Be American
>Get shot
>In hospital for 4 days
>Have to sell the house to pay for the treatment
>Get to new rental
>"Finally. I can eat some real food."
>Open can of bread
>Spray it with aerosol cheese
>Open a can of bologna and put that on it
>Put "I can't believe it's not butter" on the top slice of bread

>>70146114
Aussie's with the fresh and new banter right here.

>>70146175
wifi

>>70145557
Why are you making fun of the intellectually challenged?

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>>70145557
>living in the Northern Territory
He had it coming

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>>70145557
It could've been worse

>>70146205
>Be Australian
>Abo's break into my house in the middle of the day
>Pay an extra 10$ to extend my 2 gig per month internet connection
>Attempt to call for help, only takes 10 minutes while Abo's rape my butthole
>Curse under my breath, I forgot its National Sorry Day
>Police come, arrest me for not saying sorry to my friendly neighborhood oppressed aborigines
>Get sent to a fate worse than death: Tasmania
>Die due to stage 4 Skin Cancer, surrounded by inbred drunkards

>>70146114
>>70146141
>>70146205
>>70146355
Fight fight fight fight fight.

>>70146549
the Aussie's let the American have the last word for 10 minutes now. Surely he's typing up the best green text banter the world's ever seen and not bitching out like a soft cock

>>70146355
That was actually pretty good, well done yankeeshit.

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>>70146647
bitched out like a soft cock and tried to save face by admitting defeat

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>>70146355
Yank won.

>>70146622
>>70146647
>>70146726

>>70146726
I wasn't even bantering with the cunt.

>>70146355
Shit, they actually acknowledged you, Dances with the bogans

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Straya thread?

>>70146883
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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>>70146905
YES YES YES YES

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>>70146883
>>70146905
>>70146990
Hey ;)

>>70145674
>that feel when you only have a 56 crocobyte crocodial-up connection

>>70146549
>be auscuck
>let chinks rape your daughter
>they buy your house

>>70146355
Actually bretty good

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>>70146355
we made it

>>70147818
>Be burger
>cucked by russia
>vote faggot into office
>to pussy to stand up to big bully

>>70149282
>Be Australian
>Go outside
>Get run over

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>>70149382
>Be burger
>wake up
>still a hillbilly inbred.

>>70149511
I'll have you know I've only fucked my cousin once!

>>70149177
>be facebook page admin
he does it FOR FREE

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>>70149525

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>>70149177
why do pages like this exist
god fucking damnit i hate these people

>>70150534
its actually pretty good. not very cancerous.

>>70150702
Yeah, cause a million doggo wan the fishe is always funny

>>70150834
its become a meme, let it be.

>>70150702
>>>/f/acebook/

>>70149282
>Be Australian
>buy a new car and start driving out of the parking lot
>a kangaroo jumps on your hood and kicks your windshield in
>get out of now broken car and accidently fall off a cliff
>your fall is broken by a giant family of scorpions
>get up and jump into the lake
>die to a fucking stingray

>>70145674
topkek

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>>70147136

Why the fuck would you go in the water if there's crocs and shit in it?

>>70145557
>be a stupid cunt
>die

Shocking

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>>70145557
>two women made it across the river before realizing the man was missing

What could possibly have kept them so distracted that they couldn't even do a roll call or notice the guy in their group was missing?

>>70145557
>two women made it across the river before realising the man was missing
How do you not notice a man wrestling with a fucking crocodile?