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>Create Rome
>Germans destroy it
>Spread the true christian faith
>Germans corrupt it and spark major civil wars
>Create fascism
>SPECIFICALLY TELL THE GERMANS YOU NEED UNTIL 1942 TO GET READY, THEN YOU'LL WIN EVERY WAR
>Germans rush into Poland because a couple Germans living there are worth fucking the Italians over
>Elect a german pope who's absolutely based
>The germans don't like him
>They prefer the socialist Argentinian one instead
>Keep good relations with lybia even though its free
>Resist against everybody wanting you to attack them
>Be one of the last countries to finally accept the coalition to attack lybia
>Lybia, the only african country you like falls to utter shit
>Protect Europe from Muslims and niggers
>Germans force you to pick them up literally right at the shores of africa and bring them over
>Germans are happy Europeans are going extinct
Italy had a hard life
The eternal german literally ruined everything italy has done.
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It hurts
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>>70140686
>>70140686
Rome was destroyed by your own inherent tendency towards corruption and mafiosi behaviour.
Germanics actually saved the Roman Empire, but then Mohammed came and muslims too North-Africa, their insessant piracy on the Meditteranean Sea is what caused the Dark Ages.
The great, internationally renowned Belgian historican Henri Pirenne proved this adequately.
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>>70140686
>>70140686
Rome was destroyed by your own inherent tendency towards corruption and mafiosi behaviour.
Germanics actually saved the Roman Empire, but then Mohammed came and muslims too North-Africa, their insessant piracy on the Meditteranean Sea is what caused the Dark Ages.
The great, internationally renownedAnder Belgian historican Henri Pirenne proved this adequately.
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>>70140686
>dude germans lmao
>>>/his/ is that way Luigi.
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>>70140986
>great
>Belgian
Pick one
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>>70140986
>>70141032
Be quiet. This board is for people from actual countries, not meme bueracrat land.
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>>70140686
Maybe Italians need to learn not sucking up to Germans and do their own their shit for themselves.
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>cucktholism
>good
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>>70141170
Ti sgozzo maiale
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>>70141089
He was, you can google it yourself. Islam was the actual reason of your fall, both the Western and Eastern Roman Empire.
>>70141095
shut up dumb britfag
your ancestors were renowned for sucking the cocks of foreigners, just like today (see Aristoteles "Briton males offer themselves to foreigners and are actually offended when these people, mostly Romans, decline their offer")
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German '''''''''''people'''''
I feel u Italy bro
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