I have a job interview in about 3 hours, haven't slept nor shower wtf am I supposed to do?
>>70130546
Take a quick good shower and dress yourself appopritely
shower and do some cocaine
honestly your best bet since being sleep deprived makes you more stupid than being drunk
>>70130546
Slap on two bullet belts in a cross-pattern, don your sombrero, take your tequila bottle along, and when asked the only question in the interview, whether you are for Pancho villa, reply with 'Si'.
>>70130546
commit a masturbation which makes you relaxed.
>>70130546
ryybs & narcs
>>70130962
this
>>70130962
Hopefully OP lands the CEO position at Narc Inc.
>>70131018
Bad idea. He hasn't slept and he needs to conserve energy.
I don't fap at all during the ~10 days of final exams.
Op here, took a shower like turkey said
Also, I'll not drive, instead I'll just sleep in the bus.