>TFW can't leave the country >TFW passport expired

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>>70126644
>it requires a guarantor and two references who aren't family members
In Mexico it's considered a constitutional right, we don't get asked for shit like that

is this real

>> but it requires a guarantor and two references who aren't family members

What the fuck? I heard it's expensive too right? Why doesn't the Canadian government want its citizens to travel the world?

>>70126736
>>70126774
WHAT DO I DO

Should I just ask random people like neighbors or doctor?

>>70126807
It's not expensive tho. A 10-year passport is like $130.

But this rule is weird AF

>>70126644
what the fuck

>>70126847
It kinda is, it's half of that here. Do you have no friends candanon?

>>70126923
They're not very good friends desu

I guess I could ask people from work but it feels weird, why is this requirement so retarded.

Also I don't see how $130 is a lot, if you can't afford it then you can't really travel anywhere anyway. It's a dollar a month over the 10 years it's valid for.

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>>70126644
So did you planned to visit a cool country alone? It's not very interesting tbqh.

>requires a guarantor and two references who aren't family members

What?

>>70127058
If your passport hasn't been expired for more than a year you can just renew it. That should be much easier.

>>70127264
It has

Need to apply for new one :(

Gonna just use dentist and neighbor, but not sure who to use as guarantor.

>>70127348
What the fuck is guarantor? Maybe you need exit visa to leave the country as well?

why don't you have friends loser

>guarantor
haha, what the fuck, this can't be real

>it's real
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/passport/apply/new/apply-how.asp
what the fuck canada

>>70126644
>>70126809
Run the fuck away from Canada.

Illegally immigrate to America, and get one of our passports with a forged birth certificate.

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I thought adult people without a passport was just a meme

>>70129935
Not everyone has the problem of missing an exit and ending up in a different country.

>>70126644
>it requires a guarantor and two references who aren't family members
WAT DA FUK???

>>70126644
What? Guarantor? In any country you just go and ask for a new passport and that's it

>passport expires in a few month
>need to renew it
>i don't actually live in my official main place of residence, so i can't renew it here
>have to drive 3 hours to my home town just to apply for a passport renewal, then a few weeks later do the same to pick it up
>don't have a car

>>70129184
It's just someone who's passport info you use to confirm you're you I guess

>>70133323
wow, I thought "Europeans do not have cars" was just a meme

Do they require the penis inspection for it in other countries too or is it just here?

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>>70129564
And here I thought Canada was supposed to be the enlightened version of America.

>get my passport renewed in 2013
>it's now 4 years later and I haven't left the country even one time

fugg lads

put up a gig ad on craigslist

a travel agency would probably do it if you book with them and they get a commission

I applied for my passport on a thursday and got it on tuesday, they don't check, could probably put down chinese names from the phone book

>>70136460

yeah I bet they only check the references if you're sketchy looking when you go in to apply

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>>70130072
>exploring the world and travelling is a problem
OK.

>>70139105
It's pointless. Why the fuck would I travel to a place full of foreigners that babble their disgusting native language?
Why the fuck should I even spend my money on countries I hope they collapse?

>>70139348
Literally an uncultured swine.

>>70139440
>uncultured

Am not from that emptied shithole you call Ireland. I am from Italy, I have more culture than the sum of all of you snowniggers and then some

>>70139530
>culturally rich
>culture is literally pizza and pasta

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>>70139530
>never visited another country, nor experienced any other culture than spaghetti

>>70139945
Good one Jorge

>>70126807
>>70126736
we get asked this if you need to get a new passport and you're over 16, or you're over 16 and getting it renewed. All they have to do is sign a passport sized picture of you to say you are who you say you are

I just had a teacher do one of them and my GP did the other because I was going to see him anyway

It might have been for my provisional drivers licence but I can't really remember since I did both at the same time

>>70133323
just get a bus you fucking tool

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>>70140006
Right, eh?

>>70130072
You don't need a passport when crossing borders in the EU

>>70140093
Eh.. no.
Never heard of the Schengen treaty?

>>70140089
Good image(s)

>>70126644
Russia was the hardest country qua visa requirements I've ever visited, and a hand-written letter from my ex-gf's granny that I would stay there for 3 weeks was all what was required.

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>>70140240
Thanks, eh!

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>>70130072
Seriously gringo?

https://news.vice.com/article/the-complex-case-of-a-us-marine-held-for-accidentally-taking-guns-to-mexico

>>70140311
Russia is kind of a shithole

>>70140485
Yes but that is besides the question.

Are you saying you can't visit eg. Belgium without an invitation?

You want me to invite you? :3

>>70140601
No SENPAI I just need this shit to get my passport

It's a weird rule desu. I don't even think other countries have it.

>need a new passport
>all blank pages
>all the cool visa stamps and stickers gone

It's pretty easy here. They were very annoying about the photo though. There was a scratch on it that was so small I could not even see it and thus invalid. Had to go back and bring a different copy

>>70140650
We don't have it. I can travel not only passport-free across the EU but even the adjacent countries like Switzerland, Norway, Bosnia and Turkey.

Why can't you? I thought le weedman was a globetrotter?

>>70141527
Delet...

Lol captcha was 'adolfo'. Heil

>>70140231
?

I'm fully aware of Schengen

>>70141898
You don't need passport to travel between Schengen countries. Which are basically all the somewhat relevant countries in the EU.

>>70142081
Schengen covers all EU countries (-Ireland and the U.K) and a few others

Also, that's exactly what I said originally

>>70140053

What the fucking FUCK!?!

What is it with anglo countries and their complete inability to keep track and verify your ID without having to resort to the highly trustworthy method of calling on third persons to corroborate that you are indeed Jimmy James????

>Have been desperate to move to Canada since around 2010 or so
>Still don't qualify despite training for the trades listed as in demand in growth areas of Ontario
>In back of mind know I'll never qualify or be allowed in
>Develop strange depersonalized disorder where I start imagining I've already moved and talk like I already live there

>>70142410
If you're not a qt stay the fuck out

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>>70126736
>It's a constitutional right to jump the border in mexico

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>>70126644
>it requires a guarantor and two references who aren't family members
How are you not free to gtfo? Wasn't Canada super progressive and shit?

>>70142410
just travel to michigan or washington desu its pretty much the same.

>>70143088
Nah they still don't have first-world healthcare or crime rates and you can't upgrade to a CN citizenship if you live there

Do you know any of your mom/dads friends well enough to ask them?

>>70143362
Not really

It'd feel awkward desu. Maybe I could tho

Is it just a signature?

Seriously just get in touch with a former employer or boss that you left a good impression on, and have them as a reference. Even if they don't remember you, they'll just bullshit that they think you're an alright chat

The people who check references, if they even do, are wageslaves who don't care beyond asking the basic questions

>>70143437
Yeah I believe so. I have a 10 year one but it's been a couple years since I did it. I asked a family friend for one and got it easy. It's really not that difficult of a process if you have all your stuff in order.

>>70143533
True thanks nigger