How does one get an american gf like this desu I'm tired

>>70113010
Just cross the border

>>70113010
Don't. She'll double in size in a decade.

>>70113061
I don't intend to stay with her that long

i want a girl like that to treat me like a child but play with my dick even when i don't want it

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>NOt liking T H I N N

Seek help

>>70113010
asian are anorexic, just get a white gf

this board has serious mommy issues

>>70113010
Learn how to get with women? Girls like this are typically pretty easy.

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>>70113107
Laszlo please, get your test levels checked
I'm worried

>>70113111
okay mohammed calm down

>>70113138
>white
>obsessed with obese women
pick one

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Goddamn how I wish I knew a thicc qt.

>>70113107
I like both but OP pic is the ideal for me tbqh, maybe I'd change my mind but for now I dream of the experience.

>>70113124
I have no idea how to find them.

I only see them on 4chan. In real life fatties are beyond disgusting and their fat stores are in ALL THE WRONG PLACES.

Only on 4chan do the cute ones get posted who have nice, pretty faces and yet the fat gets stored perfectly in their tits, ass and hips. As if sculpted by God himself.

>that feel when body fat makes women curvier but also have worse facial aesthetics
>that feel when no big tits/ass gf with a thin face

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>>70113130
This is thicest i go

>>70113182
just go outside, Jamal

>>70113220
Maybe I will, Nigel.

>>70113010
Simple, make a trail of burgers and jars of mayonaise with a spoon in it from the border to your door and wait.

>>70113111
>>70113220
>He doesn't have mommy issues and/or a THICC fetish

Bug off

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>>70113206
Not liking thicc is one thing, but a woman definitely needs some meat on her bones. Too thin is not good

>>70113254
Honestly I think it just depends on if it goes well for them.

Some women indeed do look far better skinnier

>>70113253
it's not a fetish, you're just a nigger/brainwashed by nigger culture.

>>70113254
Cute face with small tits and nice ass, 170~cm= marry me

>>70113277
>Le nigger meme

You're just mad no one likes disgusting brit women

>>70113284
At least you're not into womanlets

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>>70113305
I do

>>70113313
Like short women?

Those are the best

>That feel no ~150cm GF I can tower over and pick up like a baby and throw into a wall

>>70113313
I like short girls but im 188 so cant be too short

>>70113305
I don't really care about your opinions about [insert nation you've never actually visited] women considering you're a autist loser who wants to fuck obese people.

>>70113345
>defending british women by saying he doesn't care but replies anyway

enjoy your no lipped no titted ghost girls

>>70113345
Lol okay. You're the one that gets butthurt about other peoples' preferences

>S-S-STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!

kys

>>70113206
eww, what a disgusting fat slut, looks like a tub of lard

>>70113356
>you need to literally be overweight to the point of it being medically hazardous to have normal human body parts
SHIEEEEETTT

>>70113356

"I don't really care, im just going to keep replying and insulting you/trying to convince you that your subjective tastes are wrong, and you should instead convert to my subjective taste, the patrician master race"

Love this memeay lmfao

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>>70113356
Hey at least he's fucking a human, better then you can say.

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>Obesity is a term that means you weigh at least 20% more than what is considered a normal weight for your height. It makes you more likely to have conditions including:
>Heart disease and stroke
>High blood pressure
>Diabetes
>Some cancers
>Gallbladder disease and gallstones
>Osteoarthritis
>Gout
>Breathing problems, such as sleep apnea (when a person stops breathing for short episodes during sleep) and asthma

>>70113437
Why would I or anyone care about this

I just want to pump & dump, senpai. I'm not intrinsically interested in her long-term health.

>>70113407
A

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>>70113407
>mommy lets me suckle on her big milky titties and caresses my throbbing member while ur alone with ur dick in ur hand

hehe

>>70113497
FUCKING

>>70113512
good post

>tfw no mommy gf

>>70113388
try not posting them on the international culture board

>>70113547
Try getting your testosterone levels checked out.

>>70113603
t. bespectacled dork that needs a maternal figure in his life to feel complete

>>70113630
Delete

>>70113010
i bet she clogs every toilet she sits on

>>70114380
I'd let her shit in my mouth.

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>all the gulag victims in this thread
wew lad

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>>70113512
>mommy gf
good lad

>>70113010

she's got relatively thin belly for her size
would bang/10

>>70114456
damn

NEED a mommy gf

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>>70114456
2 T H I C C

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>>70114564
well she's a granny so there's that

>>70114635
recommend any good granny porns?

>>70114564
LOW-TEST

designated thicc thread

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>>70115643
broher

>>70113010
Be willing to date her

She's obese and as such will take any suitor

>>70113130
Holy mother of God, muh dikk.

>>70115665
Haram!

>>70113130
noice

>>70115697
willing

>>70116764
>>70116827
need this desu

>>70113010
bro, you are in canada, you can pick up girls like this everywhere. just go on tinder or something.
Hint: if they have a nice face but all their pics are close ups, then you know they are a bigger girl

>>70116838
I live in Ontario, they're not that common desu senpai

Feels like only the nice fatties are posted on 4chan, irl they're kind of gross

>>70113107
I like both though

>>70117034
DAMN

source

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>>70117064
https://www.reddit.com/user/RopesandRoundThings/submitted/

>>70113254
She has pancake ass and awful waist

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>>70117099
damnn

Crossing over a little into "too thick" but still good

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>>70117182
yeah, there's a reason I posted the pic I did

>>70117267
still hot tho

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are fit girls allowed

>>70117444
no it's gross

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>>70117465
sorry

>>70117567
ew nigger

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is this too thick?

>>70117721
More fat than THIKK desu famalam.

>>70117833
i wonder how benis must feel getting hugged by it desu

how much do we need to penetrate that brehs

>>70117923
8x6

>>70113071
Then your question should be:
>How does one fuck an american gf like this desu

>>70117923
Been there, done that, great to go full force at during doggy, a bonebag couldn't handle the thrust without switching positions every few minutes.
Plus bonus points for actually being able to go full lenght in her (Big benis problems).
Aesthetics, 3/10, usefulness in bed : 11/10.

>>70118069
tru

>>70117143
HOLY SHIT SAUCE ME

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>>70118290
lillias right

i miss my mommy she hasnt talked to me since new year i think she moved on from the kink and didnt wanna tell me

>>70118412
>no pictures of her getting railed

Damn, it's only softcore shit

>>70113071
>>70113010
U.S. South and Midwest have a fair amount of women like this. I don't understand why you'd want to date one though.

>>70113010
Just feed one of your own wem a daily poutine serving.

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shiiiiiet

>>70113107
>that shirt
SWEDE'D

>>70119729
>I don't understand why you'd want to date one though.

Dating a sweet chubby girl seems nice.

Sometimes I compliment random fat/ugly girls I see and they get so happy, probably never get attention desu.

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>>70117465
>no it's gross

>>70113107

>he prefers to fuck a toothpick instead of a real women.