I wish I was italian >good weather >beautiful architecture

True, Italians are the undisputable masterrace.

>>70089216
Corruption and mafia. Don't see any other drawback, Italy looks very good to me.

I wish I was spanish
>good weather
>beautiful architecture
>still very progressive
>good colonies
>great food
Why would you not want to be spanish?

>>70089755
beacuse then you wouldn't be Italian

also being progressive is bad

Italy poor as fuck desu

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>>70089851
Retard, they are richer than us

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>>70089755
>tfw you will never be a spanish conquistador roaming in the new world
Feels bad man

>>70089916
>not buying yourself a house
I don't get this meme

ITALO DISCO WILL NEVER DIE

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same

>>70089916
Source?

>>70089216
>good football league

Yes but that comes with everyone being completely obsessed with football and you being perceived as an autistic weirdo for not liking it

>>70089216
>tfw Sardinian
>tfw get all the drawbacks of being Italian but none of the benefits

>Venezia

lol fuccn plebe

>>70095642
>being this paranoid

I fucking can't stand serie A and every time someone gave me shit for it I bant them back and everything is alright.

Here is a non comprehensive list as to why being Italian is shit

>no former colonies that speak Italian
>cannot easily acquire choco or yellow gf using your metropolitan charm
>looked upon abroad. Possibly because no colonies
>Duce is long dead
>fascism isn't in charge anymore
>no gf

>>70089755
>good colonies

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North Italy is best Italy

>>70089216
>Why would you not want to be italian?
Because you have to deal on a daily basis with the crippling realization that your country is in decline and it probably will never regain the greatness of its golden age.

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>>70089800
you can be a mix of both

>>70102649
Argentina, you received the outcasts from both. Like a common sewers pipe.

Hardly something to be proud of.

>>70102649
>>70102751
Argentina confirmed for the ultimate form of a Med

>>70089851
As long as you're in the north they're richer than us. We get high averages because our poor people are relatively rich as fuck (e.g. cashiers here get paid ridiculous sums compared to cashiers in southern Europe), but fuck me if this place is shit if you work any decent paying job.

TL:DR if you work retail jobs don't bother, if you have a decent job life there is better than here.

t. Swede who worked in Italy for 5 years.

Only problem is the shit unemployment rate. Also being poor sucks like in every country

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>>70102875
If by med you mean some Amerindian in the mix sure

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>>70102531
>Florence
>North Italy

>>70102495
>being a crybaby faggot

check that one for yourself

>>70089216
>>70089216
>""""""Venecija""""""

>>70095691
I went to Alghero and Cagliari last summer, nice place with mind blowingly good food, nice girls, and people in general.

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>>70102531
>Florence
>northern

everything under the Po is central and Everything under Rome is south.

but yes Central Italy is best, I agree.

>>70089216
Bolonjez, kaneloni, lazanja, karbonara, tiramisu, pršut and prošek are ours

>>70103694
he's a self hater north african from Cagliari, the cancer of this island.

>>70103728
NE SLOVENIA NE CROAZIA

>>70103812
Zitto animale

>>70103866
in silenzio porco

>>70103901
>Trieste
>From Latin Tergeste, probably of Venetic origin. The first element, terg may have meant "market" (thus cognate to Proto-Slavic *tъrgъ, Old Norse torg), and the second element, -est, may have meant "place".
TRST

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>>70103971
do you want to buy a vocal?

>>70089216
>Why would you not want to be italian?

you'd have to deal with other italians on a daily basis

>>70104368
and hiw is this a bad thing?

Come up here and deal with swedeshits and muslims everyday and you will see that Italians are not so bad after all.

>>70104368
>>70105098
>Hmm this grass sure looks sorta brown

>>70089216
you're welcome

>>70102531
i'm so sorry

>>70105266
Italy is the best country in the world, I don't understand how anyone could deny that