/brit/

anime

Arsenal

nth for danish gf

Just applied for a job as a sue chef lads

norway

ffs just got unlawfully fired from my job at JJB sports

gonna talk to a lawyer and sous the shit out of them haha

Shouldn't have cooked a load of rice to eat on it's own.

Rice is really boring.

need a bf

>>70057771

Sorry we're not all perfect like you bob the builder?

have you never spelt anything wrong in your life or something

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>>70057833
'd

>>70057763

>>70057847
get one then
normie prick

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https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2625893

>This study examines the birth trends, family structure, economic standing, paternal relationships, and emotional stability of biracial children with African American fathers. For study implementation quantitative research methods were used. Questions were asked through a questionnaire that was administered to 1000 women spanning the united States that were equally ranging from 3 different racial groups; Caucasian, Asian, and Hispanic. Participants were recruited through the internet, radio, and news. This study finds that 92% of biracial children with African American fathers are born out of wedlock and 82% end up on government assistance. The results of this study make it very clear that biracial children with African American fathers are fatherless on a scale much larger than the public may realize.

>More than 50 percent of the relationships between white women and black men end upon "the disclosure of the pregnancy."
>72 percent of the white women whose children have black fathers never marry the father.
>92 percent of the biracial children of black fathers are born illegitimate.
>97 percent of the biracial children of black fathers and white mothers are born illegitimate.
>98 percent of white mothers never receive any financial support from the black fathers of their children even if they are married to them.

wew

how do we fix this?

>>70057817
who dis

>>70057869
no

>>70057880
you're better off

>>70057880
>5'9"

probably a sue chef

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rate the new specs lads

>>70057885
jellybean. she was all over the last thread desu.

>>70057880
5'11 women are freaks of nature anyway

"When Trump came to Moscow, he was not a political figure, we were not even aware of his political ambitions," Mr Putin said.

"Does somebody think that our secret services are chasing every American billionaire? Of course not. It is utter nonsense."

He added that he did not see why Mr Trump would rush to meet prostitutes in Moscow, given he was organising beauty pageants and meeting "the most beautiful women in the world".

"I find it hard to imagine he ran to a hotel to meet our girls of 'low social responsibility'... though they are of course also the best in the world. But I doubt Trump took that bait."

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>Yes, I'm here to apply for the sue chef position

>>70057869
weird head

>>70057906
>Sue

hhahahahhahahahahhaahaahha

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>>70057880
transition or kys

>>70057847
heyy x

>>70057878
segregation and making these stats more public

Unlce Ben pack said half of it was a portion but you're meant to microwave all of it at once.

What the fuck am I meant to do with the second half.

>>70057918
I'm blind lad

btw, anyone know how many inches 1m78 is ?

>>70057933
you wouldn't fuck renamon, what are you gay?

this is actually really funny because i am doing a law degree and i used to work in a kitchen haha

>>70057969
5'10

>>70057937
Pictured: American soldier (centre) with Polish prostitutes

>>70057959
eat multiple portions at once

t. American

So you have to be named Sue to get a job as a sue chef right?

bit unfair that, what about all the people not name susan?

why, yes!!!!!! I would love to post in /brit/!!!!!! don't mind if I do!!!!!

>>70057985
oh cheers anon, hope I'll get to the ultimate 6'

>>70057959
give it to the gf

>>70057880
>I'm sure you're a great guy.
Then why did you turn him down you fucking retarded bitch?

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wanna fuck her

>>70057955
Both of those are inherently racist options though.

How do we incentivise black fatherhood?

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Another year, another shitty Ipswich cup exit

McCarthy OUT

>>70058008
Deadest banter, from the canadian of course

>>70057878
nigs are vermin

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unsettling train

browsing the 'dit

>>70057878
>america
too late

>>70058054
oy vey

what is asmr? Do I even want to know?

>>70058029
because she's 2 inches taller than him, probably more you muggo

>>70057959
Put it in the fridge for later. Usually good for 3/4 days, any longer and it gets hard

>>70057944
hi x

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>>70058070
>he thinks british blacks are any better

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>>70057743

anglo saxon stronk..

WHY YES!!!!!!!!!!

>>70058054
*over used jewish meme*

Going on a diet

>>70058098
>flag
Just stop pretending, chink.

>>70058107
come live with me in the bender fort

>>70057944
Fort Bender more like

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Just applied for this job lads, hope I get it

Hope I dodge the bf getting the post tomorrow. DUDE
weed drop
lmao.

>>70058140
ah yes, the renowned scandinavian autism

>>70058137
doomed.

Need to make a permanent change la, going 'on a diet' for a few months or even longer will not end well.

Read about nutrition a lot and you will begin to appreciate the need to eat better in the long-term.

/fit/ sticky is honestly a decent place to start.

alright lads

going to bed desu, good night

Arriving at Fort Charity. Transferring pilots now.

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>>70058156
your kind don't belong in burgerland, come home

>>70058168
good luck anon!

had a gf for nearly 5 months now lads

mental

>>70058168
£21k sounds really good for a pub chef.

what started the sue chef meme?

>>70058168
have fun working 12 hrs per day

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wish I could speak any scandi language

>>70058258
it's literally from the last thread you fucking cretin

had a bf for nearly 7 years now lads

mental

>>70058137
Go on the no breakfast diet. When i was neet before uni, i used to get up too late for breakfast and only have 2 meals a day. Went from 87kg to 70kg in a year. I'm about 6"1

>>70058239
rofl

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>>70058054
meanwhile in the North...

>>70058201
Ahh yes eat less food and you lose weight, very complicated

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meanwhile in /brit/

I think this woman from work is stalking me lads.

She sends me several unsolicited texts a day. She asked me what time I get up a few days ago (I said 7:30) and since then I got a text from her every day within a few minutes of 7:30.

I keep bumping into her randomly too, as if she knows my schedule.

Bit creepy tbqh.

>>70058271
does he cook for you and kiss you late at nice

>>70058279
screaming and crying

Bunch of Lithuanian and Polish lads are unironically down the flat stairs squatting in adidas tracksuits and drinking cheap Polish beer from the offie holy fuck i thought this was just a may may ahahahha what the fuck did i just see

>>70058271
polish queer fuck off back to eastern euro

>>70058274
ummm...there's nothing wrong with being 87kg at that height, it's probably healthier than being some skinny 70kg twig lmfao

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>>70057743
indeed they are

>>70058313
That's sexy, how do you know each other?

>>70058283
you can't permanently diet and he's saying that without long term plans to change what you eat, you'll end up as a fat cunt needing to diet again

it's solid advice you lard arse

>>70057880
my kind of woman

Always surprises me when I see middle-class London types when I travel to some irrelevant town

>>70058320
go and tell them to fuck off back to their own countries

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>>70058168
My client would like to make it clear that you are to cease and desist posting this proto-meme with immediate effect. If you fail to do so, I, acting as his counsel, will launch proceedings to sue for damages.

>>70058033
Well racism is inherent to human nature and the nation-state.

Black fatherhood is a different question though.
You really need to look at, in america anyway, the prevailing gangster culture with rap music- thats the problem, they can also just ditch and never face responsibility unlike white fathers-arguably because they dont have jobs half the time and also because of "reverse-racism".
You would need to encourage once again church and therefore family values and the idea of personal responsibility rather than just "dindu nuffin" in order to deal with this as well as deal with the gangster culture , community cohesion and unemployment.

No idea how to do this though, but really so many of them are hopeless lowlifes that it would be best just to cut losses , keep the church going ones and the few who arent but are civilised anyway, and ditch the rest.

>>70058315
Rarely. But he does kiss me every night, we spoon every night like all night. Mental.

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wheyhey, lads. First tinder match.

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>>70058224
*goes home*

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YA YA YA YA YAA

>>70058415
post

>>70058329
My body is naturally thin, so i was pretty fat, and used to get snide remarks about my weight. Haven't got one since So i'm happy

>>70058415
Pics

>>70058393
get off my gfs adultwork profile immediately

What's going to get better when we leave the EU lads? It's not like there will be fewer foreigners about so what about the economic benefits? Will I earn more? Will stuff be cheaper?

>>70058350
>That's sexy
What's sexy about it? What if she stabs me or something?

>how do you know each other?
We've attended a few meetings together. Her boss is my boss' boss.

She's a few years older than me, probably around 30. I'm 24.

Again, bit creepy.

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>>70058326
>polish
Umm try again sweetie.

>>70058378
should make a wall along the M25 so londoner scum can never get out

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I can just see myself telling my working class gf about by extensive political knowledge, and her hanging on my every word, rapt in excitement

"David Hume believed in freedom of the press to a great extent, but he was also worried that the masses could be moved by their passions to do destructive things, such as riots and imprudent voting. For this reason he supported government controls on the press in order to prevent them from being able to whip up disorder and sedition."

>>70058388
That is, in fact, a head chef.

You can tell from the hat.

>>70058422
CANNOT STAND headrests at that angle

>tfw i used to be an autismo supreme, zero social skills or friends, scared to leave the house or talk to anyone
>moved across the country for uni, took me completely out of my comfort zone
>slowly became normie
>now have qt gf, lots of friends
>regularly travel alone to foreign countries, make new friends easily in hostels or even on the plane
>all the girls at work flirt with me

You can all make it lads. I went from full blown autistic wasteman to full blown confident normie in roughly 5 years.

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>tfw could HEEM any sissy english"""man""" here

>>70057937
phwoar but my arm would fit in that gash

>>70058463
Nah it's not mate she's into you, shag her.

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just went to the reservation lads. trying to get a job as a sioux chef

finished bioshock infinite lads, gameplay was shite story was pretty good
intro was the first time a video game made me cry, church music is really pretty

>>70058356
Hate stupid twats who've been lifting for two weeks and pretend they know everything and try to make out everything is more complicated than it is

Been lifting for 4 years I've just finished my winter bulk

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>>70058481

>>70058499
love playing bioshock, such a comfy series

>>70058481
a papercut could kill you, pasta boy

>>70058480
When you already have a gf women will always be after your cock. They want you to prove to themselves they're higher worth than some other woman.

>>70058488
If she's really a psycho stalker shagging her would make it worse.

Then if I met another woman she might kill us both.

>In the subject line of the email, write "(Your name) is your next warehouse ninja"

why do these normans make it so hard for me to escape NEETdom

>>70058499
WILLLLLLL THE CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLE BEEEEEEEEE UNRBOKENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN OOOHHH MYYYYYY OOOHOOOOO MYYYYYY

Wish I could male slagpost.

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gonna blow this zoot then go to bed I think lads

>>70058497
Very good.

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*gun fingers towards you*

Flying from Belfast to Manchester soon. Anything I should be aware of? Is that true that there is a problem with muslims in England.

*walks towards you*
*clenches fist*
'what did you say about the falklands again?'

>>70058168
I thought it was called "sous chef", not "Sue Chef".

>>70058508
4 1 2 3

>>70058541
yeah they all know i have a gf now, didn't tell them originally and sort of reciprocated the flirting a bit but i recently got them all on fb so they are fully aware now that i'm happily in love

they're still all over me

so lonely
so alone

>>70058519
diet is for fat cunts, cutting is for people with muscle losing weight.

use the word diet and you'll get treated like a fat cunt.

>>70058570
happy slightly early birthday lad

>>70058588
Are you staying in manchester? What part?

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>>70058557
fucking howling

>>70058476
I hadn't invited you into my car anyway :L

>>70058586
been sniffing a bit of wd-40 on the side there

why is my willy so small

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How do I fuck chads as a blubbery?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdpNlHzluuk
who /stance/ here?

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Absolute fucking tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UVku05qk4E

>>70058618
aaaaaalllll by my seeeellllf

>>70058623
Ahh yes two words that in this context mean the exact same thing, get fucked you pretentious cringy twat

>>70058629
Actually just will be passing by. Any idea how much a 40-miles taxi ride will cost? Also are they taking card payments in taxis there?

>>70058393
>2 legitimately attractive slags (would wife left)
>never seen pic before

10/10 post, subscribed

>>70058675
a what?

>>70058508
3 2 1 4

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Just applied for this job lads, hope I get it

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RIP

Black guitaaaar.
Gave me a sorrow.

why do ultra rorkes in north ireland love the EU so much

Nice file name, scrub

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Lads where's the REAL Julian Assange?

Absolute top tune better than grime or any dogshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT34FElXVHQ

>>70058722
to be quite honest they were fucking hideous monstrosities

new york's skyline is a lot better now because of the 9/11 attacks

>>70058713
Fat-ass.

all history moves towards one great goal, the manifestation of god

>>70058756
agree, Eastern Europe rap is sick and they actually come from underdeveloped places. Listen to this.
>>70058677

>>70058722
good riddance

>>70058694
70 quid roughly, i've never seen a card reader personally. Ubers will probably be cheaper mate

did a nap about 9 and now don't feel tired. probably won't get to sleep until 2am andwill be tired all day at work tomorrow.

fuck the holidays . should never have taken time off

>>70058691
dieting is basically synonymous with being a fucking fatso on a website where everyone knows what cutting is regardless of whether they lift or not. the only cringe worthy person here is you who thinks that people here are supposed to give a flying fuck that you're consuming less food and subsequently losing weight as you put it. go tell your 5 friends on facebook you attention seeking runtoid

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>>70058676
prefer to drive 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLqwwk3xjMQ

>>70058782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUQlkAUQDI

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need my willy to feel good

>>70058773
eat better and exercise regularly to lose some weight

doing a miss the ex

>>70058782
you might like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibjYXkxqWeE

>>70058752

the protestant/unionist areas voted leave for the most part

>>70058393
>>70058508
>>70058586

Looking at the pictures just makes you think: uni-aged girls must take an absolutely insane amount of willy over their years at university. Like if they wanted to they could quite easily shag every time they went out on a night out.

>>70058801
Haven't gone to sleep before 3am in months.

I'm usually late to work though haha.

>if you're not in work for an arbitrary period of time it becomes infinitely harder to get a job

ah yes

>>70058854
Lie on your resume lol it's so easy

My resume is 30% lies

cecily strong is the saving grace of nsl

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>>70057880
>tfw 6'3

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Much respect to Brits for not putting up with (((EU))) "negotiations".

Give 'em hell lads. At this rate, the EU will be crashed and burned before Britain's article 50 even concludes.

>>70058752
They have an 11 billion deficit the UK funds and they love EU bennies plus a bunch of agreements are tied to EU membership

>>70058879
so when they ask for references...?

>>70057743
Why Iceland is Las-Vegas

>>70058844
Obviously the most attractive ones can, but i think the average/shy ones still need to work pretty hard for it. I've had a fair few come up to me so they must be quite desperate.

>>70058835
This is class but the best EE rap is the darker depressing stuff

>>70058826
the video is well directed but this bitch cant rap for shit

I used to eat my lunch in my car and used to relax and some times nap in my car. and desu it made all the difference in terms on not feeling miserable (like everyone else) throughout the day and not feeling totally kerplunked as soon as I get home.

can't do it anymore though. since I moved office i have to park too far away

>>70058885
>tfw 6'7

>>70058898
put a mate's number down along with some fake title and tell him to be ready for the calls

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/13/assange-would-agree-to-extradition-if-obama-pardons-manning-wikileaks-says.html

http://www.ibtimes.com/obama-pardons-2017-full-list-chelsea-manning-oscar-lopez-rivera-others-get-shortened-2476652

>>70058008
Flatlined banter

Do not resuscitate

>>70058839
so majority of northern ireland is catholic/republican? brexit will surely make ireland united then if the the only thing hold them in the UK is economics

>>70058935
it's not really rap it's trap

>>70058958
don't have any

>>70058946
highly autistic though mate, what if somebody saw you.

how do i fuck chads as a skelly?

The queen stopped her sister from marrying a man because he was divorced

absolutely ruthless

>>70058932
>i think the average/shy ones still need to work pretty hard for it

If I was on a night out at a student club night and an average girl (plain face, not dangerously overweight) offered to have me back to hers for a shag I cannot fathom any scenario where I would say no.

Maybe these girls have to work hard to get their fair share of Chad, but they could still choose to have sex with a normal Deano whenever they liked.

more like poo chef

>>70058962
Assange is literally dead you retard

There was one """"""""interview""""""" which was just some shite software mapped onto some cunts head to make it look like Assange

>>70059001
get one of your siblings then

>>70058898
I bring my own references from stuff I actually did

A lot of my lies are just 'studying for certificates' during my gaps in employment. I had an interview on Monday and they ate that shit up.

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>>70058844
depressing stuff

>>70058990
hope we can finally get rid of the leeching twats

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>>70058831
That's the problem. I'm just an emotional eater. Can go for days fasting, but then, you know.

(Me losing 20kg in the pic.)

>>70058946
I eat in the toilets at work. I'm 24 and have been in this job 8 months.

greatest song of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ejJhr8UjMU

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think they need to diversify a bit 2bh

>>70058947
Hope you're good at basketball m8

>>70059031

Upper class society is like that

>>70059049
don't have any

>>70059012
At least I wasn't crabbit like everyone else.

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http://thesource.com/2017/01/16/lindsay-lohan-converts-to-islam-deletes-all-social-media/

>>70059088
you would know
posh bender

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>>70058824
>rally
meme racing
scraping is just a part of stance, like it being cold is part of being at the top.

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>Assange is literally dead you retard

>There was one """"""""interview""""""" which was just some shite software mapped onto some cunts head to make it look like Assange

>>70059137
shan't

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And I will love you for another life, and another you.

>>70059139
Im just upper middle

>>70059036
They'll go for better looking guys, who are more picky, and more likely to have a gf. So they get rejected a lot, i'm a people watcher in clubs if the musics shit and i get bored and i see it happen to girls all the time. +i've rejected a few

>>70059184
black cats like that are the best

>>70059202
t. posh twat

>>70059120
make yourself your own reference if you need to

get one of those cheap throwaway mobiles from the servo and put that # down

if I wasn't ugly my life would actually be alright

Пoнимaeшь, этo cтpaннo, oчeнь cтpaннo,
Ho тaкoй yж я зaкoнчeнный чyдaк:
Я гoняюcь зa тyмaнoм, зa тyмaнoм,
И c coбoю мнe нe cпpaвитьcя никaк.
Люди cocлaны дeлaми,
Люди eдyт зa дeньгaми,
Убeгaют oт oбиды, oт тocки...
A я eдy, a я eдy зa тyмaнoм,
Зa мeчтaми и зa зaпaхoм тaйги.
A я eдy, a я eдy зa тyмaнoм,
Зa мeчтaми и зa зaпaхoм тaйги.

>Hrrr 6'7 is too tall, girls will think you're a freak

no. girls love how tall i am

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>>70059221
Aren't they just.

>>70059135
not sure what that means

Never been asked for references before

>>70059243
that wouldn't work, I have a very distinct voice and they'd be able to tell

everyone's very doom and gloom about the economy but i really couldn't care less

>>70058990

I think the demographics are roughly split 50/50, but remain won overall in NI because of the combination of young voters and irish/catholics

I've been following NI politics, and lots of the parties are pushing for a UI referendum (they call it a border poll) after brexit goes through.

Although interestingly enough there is one irish republican party there called People Before Profit who actually support Brexit.

>>70059252
t. posh twat

>>70059184
>>70059267
what's his/her name?

>>70059270
use google maybe
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/131044/meaning-and-etymology-of-crabbit

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>>70059137

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Holy fuck boys this lads a sikkunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FqxdbV-wXU

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Me and bear Cat.

>>70059327
analbead

>>70059298
You might happen to have one, but most people genuinely have hard to distinguish voices and believe they are distinctive. It's like how most people hate hearing recordings of their voice, but it sounds fine to others

could care less that im a virgin

>>70059360
perhaps, but it's a bit of a risk I think

>>70059281
give me your references

>>70059149
That's not rally, it's a hillclimb event and the driver decided to slide through it.

The stance scene is only one step up from putting chrome lights and body kits on Hondas in 2003. It's a car scene for people that can't drive cars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNgyf1DfzFI

got a strong regional accent

>>70059319
>People Before Profit
>a tory britain unshackled from brussels
so they're spackers

>A rep for the troubled star says that Lohan is “in a period of renewal” and she had began reading the Quran in 2015. According to these reports, Lohan began spending a lot of time working with refugees in Abu Dhabi and Syria, becoming very vocal about political matters on her popular social media accounts and her admitted attraction to the religion of Islam.

>>70059350
he has loads of good tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJWUIv0Ajwo

>>70059327
His name is unironically Cat.
He used to be called Sutty, but really we took him from our former neighbours.

>''''''Scots dialect''''''

piss off.

imagine putting a bullet in your head and ending the suffering

>>70059357
literally my cat

>>70059408
Exceptionally short term thinking

REGIONAL
POLITICS

LOCAL
MATTERS

>>70059441
you have that option
we don't

>>70059431
why did you do that
bit mean

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me

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>>70059405
one car for the drift, one car too jerk off over

>>70059149
rally drivers are unironically the most talented drivers in the world
sitting in a car park with nigger wheels cambered -45 degrees scraping on everything, however, does not require any talent nor does it look good
fuck you

>>70059408
>People before profit

Don't really get the thinking on this stuff. Services in this country were shit in the 70 because people went on strike so often and basically knew they couldn't be fired even if they did an awful job.

There’s just nothing to do, all I have to occupy me are my fantasies but even they run dry quickly. I got up and took a walk around the house around 9pm, soon after entering the living room, I snapped at my mother who commented that I was sleeping a lot lately, my response was loud and possibly scary, I asked her “What the fuck else am I supposed to do?”. Shouted at my sister a bit to return my tablet and stated that I couldn’t even watch TV since they monopolise it after 6:30pm watching soap operas

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Me and the bf and Cat.

>>70059458
Exceptionally long term thinking.

there's no way for britain to make money after this brexit without becoming a tax haven. literally profit before people

Had the first sex of 2017 lads

>>70059441
>britshit

>guns


In afraid throwing themselves under a truck or starting shit with a paki is the next best option for them.

>>70059473
It's a term of endearment you autist.

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I found Home Secretary May to be a repulsive surveillance obsessed hag, but I find Prime Minister May to be cute and fuckable

It might be the power, or it might just be the new hairstyle tbqh

>>70059435
it's a native british dialect m8 . you're not anti white are you

>>70059226
t.edgy lower middle class plonker

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>it's a "parents think it's piss easy to get a job" episode

>>70059483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_2LmZj1bgc
skip to 17:58

>>70059524

don't remember asking

>>70059524
congrats la

wish it was always summer

such a comfy season

>>70059511
>>70059524
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>>70059563
it is

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More like Daily Hate Mail, amiright?

>>70059563
if you take longer than 8 months you're officially a retard/ sponger

>>70059593
t. parent

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>>70059473
Ohhh, I just realised you meant why did we take him.
Not at all, he just came to us when they got a dog and wouldn't go back to us and when we moved he went with us.

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the car

>>70058798
Thanks. Checked out uber and got estimate £50. Never used it before so hope I won't get stabbed.

>>70059595
Remoaners BTFO

>>70059556
Well she's still obsessed with surveillance so I guess you lost it.

>>70059524
FONT

>>70059611
nah american

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z6i5zJifT4

>>70059628
Privacy is over rated

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>>70059506
MUH EVERYTHING IS A TALENT SHOW
>nor does it look good
pic

>>70059563
It didn't take me long to get a job out of uni but my parents literally thought people still go about handing CVs to shops.

Post squirting fannies.

>>70059561
nah

>>70059595
nah she just knows if you starts from a compromised position that's all she'll get

>>70059595
How are the people who write this not embarrassed. We've become like the yanks, thinking we're literally number one at everything.

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>>70059483
I don't get it 2bh
You're not just making the car slower, you're making it less functional, less reliable, less comfortable, and in my opinion less attractive.

It just looks like they blew all 4 struts and the suspension has collapsed. It's the same look the cholos used to go for except they could still clear a bump in the road and hydraulics didn't make the car a paperweight because they didn't install cheap aftermarket coilovers and keep the car at retarded static ride heights. It's almost as childish looking as this.

>>70059624
Ask a mate for a voucher code. You get 10 quid off and so do they if you're first time user

>>70059703
'sheed

>>70059703
>thinking we're literally number one at everything.
we've been doing this for centuries

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>ywn have an S-Class mafia car

he's never slid his willy inside a wam vagina and heard the cute gasp of the girl

>>70059735
>>70059735
>>70059735
>>70059735
>>70059735

>>70059663
yes, that looks like shit. get some fucking proper fitting tyres.
actually love it when I read about stancefags dying on the highway or getting their cars stuck and destroyed. hope you die, not even bantering. stancefags are the scum of auto enthusiasta

>>70059751
Moron

>>70059751
>No title

Fuck off.

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>>70059751
what ya doin lad

>>70059751
fucked it

>>70059751
spastic

>>70059703
>>70059743
the yanks got it from us.

our arrogance used to be justified but brexit and trump will literally kill the anglosphere

>>70059745
My dad has one, so comfy to sit in on long drives

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>>70059773
>>70059779
>>70059780
>>70059781
>>70059782
s-sorry lads

>>70059751
worst girl btfo

>>70059506
Best car sport in my opinion
The immense power spitting dirt all over the place, high speed surrounded by trees one could easily smash into. It's amazingly intense

>>70059718
I daily drove a stanced e36 and never had any problems. Roads in any developed country won't give you any problems :^)

>>70059797
wew hello billionaire

>>70059751
Fucking stupid bogtrotting IRA terrorist spudnigger

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>>70059813
my opinion of you lad is dropping