How do I move to Kazakhstan?

>>70053758
bump

bump. same

>>70053758
fuck

nice eyecatching image
very clever of you britain

>>70054751
thanks.

>>70053758
Why would you
absolute madman

>>70055082
just cause
i'd like to be a anglo saxon on the steppes

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>>70055167

>>70055274
Do people make alright enough wages there? Is it easy to live in a small apparent?

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

>>70055351
yes and yes
but 60-70% of salary goes to food and rent

Commit a crime and get sent to australia, there take a ferry to china and cross a border.

>>70055516
My house isnt done yet, what the fuck?
No money for today

>>70055568
I'll try that. Should I try to squint my eyes in China or don't bother?
>>70055551
>>70055274
I do actually want to live there though for a lot of reasons. There was a Kazakh student in my school I really liked as well

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How do I get a gf from Kazakhstan?

>>70055645
>There was a Kazakh student in my school I really liked as well
I guess he said some unrealistic shit about this country. If he studied in UK it means he is pretty rich. Rich faggots love to compliment this shithole because their lifes is on easy mode.

>>70055640
Faggot we are friends and literally one nation. You must love me more than ruskies

>>70055645
Nah, they don't mind round-eyed ones there.
Try approaching chinese, rising your hand high and saying "high five, m8" for some fun.

>>70055762
They were female.
>>70055787
will do. what if they can't reach?

>>70055770
oh
its just a bro banter calm down buddy

>>70055818
>they were female
thats even worse
but I am a pessimistic faggot so may be you will like this country
may be

>>70055818
>will do. what if they can't reach?
Most probably they will become mad and try to knee you in the balls. That's where second phase comes in - you hide iron pan in your pants.

>>70055880
it's cold, yes? Also, Astana seems legitimately comfy in some form

>>70055887
They might know Kung Fu and try to eat me. What if they are cannibals?

>>70055991
Its empty
no night life, pretty boring, modern buildings built in the middle of nowhere on oil money and fucking goddamn wind, cold af
Almaty is much better

>>70056035
Then quickly ask them some zen buddhism related question and run away while they reboot.
Best one is "If Buddha is square, then why leaf falls on the sadness of my foot?".

>>70056115
it has more overall things in it you mean? how is it better?

>>70056198
İmagine it's the London while Astana is the Edinburg. You'll get the idea.

>>70056188
Got you. Thanks bro/yoldaş(?) for giving me this survival guide. Have you been to the east before?

>>70056347
Now how do I move to UK?
Britain looks like unfriendly place where is pretty hard to find a job

>>70056347
I've been pretty much everywhere east of here, except for NK and Laos maybe.
>yoldaş
Lmao. This word has two meanings. One is "comrade", other is "spouse".

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>>70056249
remove Alievs when?

>>70056534
Fuck knows, m8.

>>70055762
Is there a bad vidiya culture in Kazakhstan? I'd think there would at least be some considering the chinks

>>70056459
It is - I don't know why so many people try. It's much, much less beautiful and exciting than your country and it is extremely depressing...so small as well. I'm not a cuck though, I still like England but I would suggest not.
>>70056488
kek, what's the equivalent of ''bro'' in Azerbaijani? dost?
How was your stay in Kazakhstan btw

>>70056655
"Dost" is friend. "Qaqaş" is bro, but it's hardly ever used. We call close friends "bastard", "faggot", "nutsack" and other wonderful names usually.
>How was your stay in Kazakhstan btw
I have relatives there, so it wasn't really much of actual experience, since they always showed me around. It's really good in there tho, if you keep away from rural areas.

>>70056892
>if you keep away from rural areas

Now I'm curious. What happens there?

>>70056985
Nothing. Precisely nothing at all, m8.
Only means of entertainment there is calling city folk "degenerates".

>>70056534
What's wrong with aliyev?

I am talking to a kazakh qt on IP, she learns gfrench and she is very nice
what should I ask her next time ?

>>70057392
if she would like a gift?

>>70057392
Ou est ma chatte?

>>70057038
Oh, I see.

How hard would it be to invade Kazakhstan

>>70057667
They have a decently large military
No real way for us to attack them but
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=kazakhstan&country2=united-kingdom&Submit=COMPARE
They beat us in fighter aircraft and reserves but that's everything relevant and the reserves part gets nullified by our huge population