>be dutch >a seagull drops a turd into the north sea >resulting

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>be dutch
>be EXTREMELY reliant on lesbians

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>be Dutch
>take a shit
>clogs toilet
>floods country

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>be dutch
>foreigner

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>be dutch
>order a beer
>it's really small and foamy
>accidentally spill it
>drown

>Be dutch.
>Being a lanklet is necessary to keep your head above the water incase someone's toilet clogs.
>wear wooden clogs to help with flotation.

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>>70045933
>be dutch
>sell your comb on eBay when you turn 24

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>>70045933
>>70046009
>>70046312
>>70046321
>>70046367
>>70046651
>>70049131

All extremely rude lads.

>>70045933
>be dutch
>be tall
>be way below sea level
>look shorter that an indio

>>70046009
I just want you to know that I got the joke.

>be dutch
>be COMPLETELY bald by 25

>>70051835
What's this meme about dutch being bald?

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>>70051835
hehe

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>be dutch
>spill your beer
>drown

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>be Dutch
>have less floods than Australia, the US, the UK and France

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>>70056387
>be Dutch
>protect your country from flooding with clever engineering
>still can't find a cure for premature baldness