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eastern townships edition
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>>70030037
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First for Ohio

>>70029955
>tfw settled for an Accord of a model I didn't want and I ended up loving it
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>Tfw ywn beat /cum/ up
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Ae s s t h i c c
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I miss fear factor.

What do you think was the worst stunt ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk6KiP7iQgo

Just look at that. Wow. Just think about how much semen those donkeys even produce, its crazy, how does that even evolutionarily happen?
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>tfw you will ALWAYS have the best goalsong
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>>70030061
frig off randy
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>>70030061
Fuck off
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Does Aidsy still post here?
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>>70030095
>>70030098
You're going down, Ricky
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>>70029976
>>70030084
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4*
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>>70030076
Are these confirmed real?
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>>70030126
get glasses
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>>70030139
How will that fix color-blindness?
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>>70030158
idk, glasses fix eye problems, i'm not a doctor
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>>70030139
Nice joke my dude
>>70030158
Apparently there are some newly created glasses that fix colorblindness
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>>70030076
>she will never be able to justify spitting out some guy's semen

Donkey's are bigger than humams and the females probably aren't willing to fuck when they do get fucked -- and possible competition between males -- , so more sperm = more likely to get preggers
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>>70030131
>that puny skyline
lmao
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>>70030188
>glasses that fix colorblindness

Inderesding...
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>>70030198
I've actually never been to Chicago but I'd like to visit and check out the food scene.
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>>70030158
I don't think it will make you see colors like regular eyes, but I thinm it makes colors distinguishable by seperating different wavelengths.
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>>70030284
I see you googled it and ended up on the same site as me.
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>>70030198
>Crime ridden filth
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>>70030088
NYR will always have the best.
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>>70030198
Toronto is gonna have bigger skyline by 2030
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>>70030301
I googl'd it months ago
*tips fedora*
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>>70030264
same, i only live a few hours away but every time i fall for the chicago pizza meme
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Camping is comfy as fuck lads
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>>70030284
>>70030301
haha
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>>70030306
Nigga, basically ALL of chicagos crime is black on black. It's not even a meme, they are slaughtering each other. Got nothing to do with us.
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>>70030357
>Dindus wipe out fellow dindus

Pottery
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Is he our bloke? Our guy even?
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Remind me again why am I supposed to give a shit about any of you
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>>70030452
Im a trap
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need to buy a condo or something sick of roommates
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https://streamable.com/y5e9

Super Joe boys
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I was leftist migrants to leave Colorado.
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I really really want a black gf bros
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I just realized I never pay attention to the thread edition
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>>70030670
Her name Nasty it pronounced Hacтя
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>>70030682
Same
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My band kicked me out and they are really rubbing it in my face
I need to get back at them
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WTF freckles don't go away!
I'm 22 and no one ever told me this
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>>70030732
Are you the bass player
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>>70030782
No I was the guitarist and vocalist.
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Why is whitey killing himself with heroin? What's wrong? Please stop f a m :(
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>>70030772
Dumb ginger
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>>70030827
you got SydBarrett'd son
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>>70030953
I just got glasses today I a realized my face is covered in them
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>>70030724
Fuck off it's Hэcти
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>>70030955
I was the only person in the band who knew how to play an instrument. I had to handhold them into music and this is how they treat me
Im fucking depressed also considering they have all their own equipment and wont need me.

https://youtu.be/9I3dgUzBHno
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>>70030994
Dumb coastie
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why are there so many threads
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>>70031129
Because you can't contain freedom.
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>>70031156
Freedom ain't free
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>>70031177
Not in commie land it doesn't
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Give me some comfy music plz
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>>70031187
Communism was a temporary setback on the road to freedom
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>you fell for the wageslave meme
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>>70028664
Navarre
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is /cum/ kill?
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>>70031654

RIP
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no no nooooo
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What general do we blame for this?
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>>70031781

/brit/

always
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Who here squats in their chair?
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>>70031929

sometimes
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is he ok?
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>>70031965
no
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What is /cum/'s opinion on Donald Trump?
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>>70032054

he's a big guy
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>>70032085
for who?
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>>70032085
Para ti
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>>70032132
Is porn addiction real?
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>>70032151
>>70032132
Didn't mean to reply to you
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>>70032151
Nothing is real
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>>70032171

damn...
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I WILL FUCKING LEAVE 4CHAN YOU HEEAR ME?? I WANNA BE HAPPY AND NORMAAL AGAIN FUUCK THE REEEEEEEEEEEED PILL,GIRLS HERE I CUM!
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>>70032316

but you dont even like girls
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>>70032316
Girls aren't the goal
Be happy you dork
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https://youtu.be/A7PZPMDIuuw

whatever the case may be, may you always know. May you always remember as I will remember.
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>>70030419
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>>70032854
???
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>>70032316
I thought you were a homo.
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>>70032316
^_^ get engaged *。ヾ( ´ /// ` )ノ゙*。
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i wanna have
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Ew, there is fecal matter upon my bandwagon. Why is it so? Which of you grubby weasels has committed this offense?
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This post is going to have quints and a response for each number
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I dont drink coffee, should I start?
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>>70033927
Yeah it's pretty nice and very comfy to wake up to in the morning.
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cb on suicide watch
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>>70033984
did he run out of male nipples?
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thinking i should start cutting myself like an attetniotn whore
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>tfw still a virgin at 21 years old
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I'm so lonely
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I'm not lonely
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Just
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>>70035174
Fuck
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>>70035204
My
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>>70035229
Shit
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>>70035258
Up
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Yaaaaay
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i couldve ruined it for you, you know
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>got 2 hours of sleep & was awake for 21 yesterday
>slaving at writing work for the past 8 hours that I've procrastinated on for over a month due to writer's block/onset of madness
>deadline's today, still so much left to be done
>nauseous, chest keeps contracting, eyes strained & wrists, neck, & back are beyond repair
you know what? fuck this disorienting bureaucracy. going down the predetermined-life path has made me dead inside & I can't care enough to conform to its depressing expectations anymore. I'll move to the backwoods of eastern Idaho. the city lifestyle may have its comforts/assets but it could never make anyone rich.
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What really happened to flight MH370?
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>>70035580
alien missile
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>>70035580
'Twas I who caused its demise. What of it?
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>>70035397
f-fuck u
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Day couldn't get much worse.
Got a homework back and it wasn't that great. Now the professor knows my name and is constantly asking questions to me, he did this before, but now everybody looks at me. The train was late and I met some kind of ex-girlfriend at the station, and didn't get to catch my bus. Instead I think about that dumb bitch again, eventhough I know I made the right decision back then.
You can also subscribe to my blog for more interesting stories.
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>>70035435
which city are you in
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What does this face mean?
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>>70037841
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JUST SAW SOME DOOD LITERALLY PISSING BEHIND THE WALL OF A STAIRCASE IN THE TRAIN STATION OUT IN THE OPEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW DISGUSTING

IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS SHIT
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>>70037245
c'est la vie
pic related
>>70037474
Some Californian-valley ditch not too far from LA., air pollution and a lot of buildings. The night sky is much clearer in Idaho. Not nearly as much great sight here.
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>>70038135
>LA
there's your problem, go to Chicago or NYC
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>>70038135
>pic related
I keep fucking up
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>>70038135
>LA
Move away, as fast as you can
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I've only got to make it through today, tomorrow and thursday. But I bet it's going to feel like the longest week ever.

And of course I didn't do ANYTHING on my weekend again (except buy weed to make the time go by faster)

I fucking hate January.
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he guys i just pissed behind a wall of a staircase
ask me anything
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Good morning
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>>70038328
did anyone see you?
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>>70038328
are you a poo in loo refugee?
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>>70038378
kek yeah some beta faggot haha it was in the morning

poor little bitch
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>>70038374
Gm
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>>70038328
When I was 19 my mom and I were at the Harvard Square subway station in Boston and had a commuter rail train to catch a few stops away. We were running short on time and I had to pee really, really bad but the bathrooms in the station were closed for rennovation. We were the only people on the platform so I went behind a vending machine and pissed there.

She was fine with it since I really didn't have a choice, they should have at least one bathroom there open or have set up some porta-potties while it was closed.
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>>70038481
>beta faggot
>poor little bitch
why are you trying this hard, this general is supposed to be comfy
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>>70038481
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>>70038481
You know what? At least I'm not a drunk black guy
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>>70038642
i like being rood
roodposters unite!
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tfw on my first break in 5 days of work
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Nothing but worthless cucks
DIE
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*dies*
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tried to sleep but had a panic attack instead
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>>70039315
what do panic attacks feel like?
and why are u having one?
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>>70039364
Well for me it's like you're drowning, it gets hard to breathe. You feel hopeless and your heart starts racing and you can't calm down. I almost vomited.

I've always had anxiety and other problems but they've been getting worse the past few months. Some life stress stuff is amplifying it I guess.
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Do you watch NCIS?
NCIS or NCIS:LA, which one is prefer?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxlExtAkVSk

#wow #whoa
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>>70039533
i think only retirees watch those shows
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>>70039632
What show do young generation watch?
I know GOT and Walking Dead.
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>>70039595
who is she talking about trump or hill?
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>>70039801
probably that

i don't watch tv
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>>70039830
about all the retardo celebrities going full RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE about trump
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>>70039830
Trump seems most likely given the news for the past year and a half
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>>70039832
Do you use hulu or netflix?
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>>70040096
netflix or i download
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>>70040147
i see. thank you.
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awooooooo
awoomorning
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>3 day weekend plus went home early on Friday
>played Attila total war all weekend and ate too much (gained about a pound from last week
I WAS PLANNING ON FINISHING THE ART OF WAR AND WORKING OUT AND WATCHING GOOD FILMS AND IT'S ALREADY TUESDAY MORNING
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7AM now lads
At the 24 hour mark now
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>>70040353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOH6LNtV4d0

this is how it gooooes awoo
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>>70040624
Until?
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>>70041350
24 hours since I was asleep.
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So tired, lads

send help
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*slurps semen*
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lads

could you do us a solid and repatriate all the yanks that have infested /brit/?

We really don't like them

cheers
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>>70041677
want some more?
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>>70041700
NO
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>>70041419
why do people hate this guy?
he's just another random youtuber that does le random knowledge videos.
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>>70041700
get fucked
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Going to bed now
See you later today
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>>70041795
see ya lad
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OUR GUY
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>>70041700
I can't stand Americans who pretend to be British. Would ACTUALLY have to kms if they came back here
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>>70042732
I'd like to try it and see if i could eventually get mistaken as a brit. I'd probably have to pretend to be a chav though
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>>70042594
"No"
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>>70037841
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>"No"
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>>70041760
>>70041788
>>70042732
cheers lads - would one of you be kind enough to pop down the offie and get us a cornetto? ta
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>cheers lads - would one of you be kind enough to pop down the offie and get us a cornetto? ta
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>>70043117
Stale meme
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>>70031100
Considering how most music is pretty much the same, they probably won't stick out much and it wouldn't take much to be better than them
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>Stale meme
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>mfw class in an hour
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>>70043314
Trash state
>>70043369
>tfw only class today is 4pm Spanish
I hope this isn't gonna be one of those "we only speak Spanish here" teachers
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>>70043369
>tfw don't have to get up until 10 tomorrow to go to class
>tfw trains are less packed then and i can actually get a seat
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Hey mexibros, how "authentic" are quesadillas to actual mexican cuisine? My friend thinks they are but I'm not so sure since the Mexicans in my town get triggered at the Mexican restaurants.
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>>70043492
Are the memes about japanese trains true
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>>70043523
Which specific memes?

Packed during rush hour? Yes
Pushers used during rush hour? Yes
Gropings? Yes
Clean and spotless? Yes
People following proper etiquette and getting in perfect lines and letting people off the train before getting on it themselves? Yes
Trains arrive exactly on time? For the most part
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>>70043313
I already am and you're right they wanted to do a post-punk sound which I was bored of day one.
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Chamois.
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>>70044132
gay
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>>70044178
If chamois doesn't put the penis lust in you you're probably a fag. I could rub my cock all over those.
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I want to kill my roommates
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>>70044274
t. Queer
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>>70044360
Me too
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>>70044360
You arent alone
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After you get past all the scary TSA people with M4s and combat shotguns airports are pretty neat
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>>70044684
Where at?
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>>70044732
Tampa international, I'm heading to Dulles in Virginia
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>>70044684
Yeah they're pretty cool, I used to be afraid of flying when I was younger but I like hanging out in the terminals. It's a lot of fun too when you're in foreign countries and they're playing the cute tv shows they have for kids there. Where are you flying to?
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>>70044684

never seen anyone with guns at my airport
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I wish I could afford to fly. We have the most expensive airport in the midwest though and I have nowhere to travel to and no money to do so with.
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My favorite thing is looking at all the concourse shops and their wares
>>70044773
I was supposed to be flying to BWI but my tire blew. Now I'm waiting for a flight to Dulles airport
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>>70044948
You're the sort that browses that tacky junk?
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>>70044948
More photos. Blame clover for rotating the pictures

>>70045030
I'd never browse it. I just have a weird fascination with "convenience" stuff, like the instant coffee/meal vending machines at rest stops and the giant convenience stores/truck stops in the middle of nowhere on highways
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>>70045091
>Never browse
Buy. My bad
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>>70045091
All I see is future landfill. It leaves me with disgusted and empty inside.
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where in america is a good place to get a job on a fishing boat?
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>>70045229
Pnw
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>>70045229
Anywhere with a bit of coastline and a market for fresh fish.
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>>70045229
Pacific Northwest, alaska
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>>70045229
Any gulf coast states but there are a lot of hicks and nigs there but honestly they're very good people too. Much friendlier and down to earth than people in the north east
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>>70045229
Norwegh doesn't have good enough fish for you?
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>>70045330
Gulf seafood worst seafood desu
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Proud islamaphobic here. America is a nation of Christian morality.
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Everything in airports is so expensive and I'm really hungry and the TSA made me throw out my water
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>>70045370
Good post. Best seafood comes from cold waters.
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>>70045396
>Christian morality
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>>70045252
>>70045287
that was my initial instinct
>>70045272
>>70045330
I don't want to work with blacks or mexicans
>>70045337
currently paying 35% income tax
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Now they have a dog sniffing bags
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>>70045435
*revokes visa*

Nice try, Chang.
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>>70045410
>mfw an american can't bring a water bottle into an airplane but can bring a car and his gun
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>>70045455
All the mexicans in Alabama were kicked out, the white people down there are obsessed with bass fishing too
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Lol liberals having a meltdown over Trump increasing the size of the press corps is hilarious.
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I don't know about you guys, but hanging out in airports is comfy as duck

Too bad 9/11 made it so you can barely go past the ticket counter before having to show your ticket
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tfw dreams about getting rejected by girls
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*schlongs Canada*
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>>70045726
I've only ever been in love in dreams before. It is so painful waking up especially when in mind there is loving wife and carrying unborn child.
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>>70031929
i squatted over a bag and shit in it does that count
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Is Chicago really even a part of the midwest?

It's like literally the exact opposite of what you think of when you think of the midwest
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl5nG5DA2Is
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>>70045726
>tfw dreamt of applying to Harvard, entry test was five small essays, 200 words each and you had to repot five plants, into larger pots, but the plants were small and looked like balloons.
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>>70045871
I blame the smart ass who linked the city to Louisiana.
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>>70045871
its like the monocle of the midwest, plus the irish
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>>70045871
>>70045939
By rail, I mean. I have been posting for the past few days without completing my thoughts. Embarrassing.
>>
>>70045871
Most of chiraq is completely livable. It's a few black ghettos that are responsible for a majority of the crime. Blacks, not even once.
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>>70046004

>a few
>>
gonna huff a lot of laughing gas tonight buds
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>>70030037
I tried the East Coast. Amherst, DC Suburbs, Boston, Cape Cod. All felt alien to me, altho Cape Cod is breddy gud, 9/10 a house on the water in Chatham would be nice.
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>>70046046
Get a hold of some ether. Apparently it makes for a nice drunk.
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>>70046078
Curious George discovers it, i beieve
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I hate waiting for things in the mail
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>tfw sitting here waiting for bf to get dressed so we csn get shit done. he is looking at Facebook. Wat do.
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>>70046139
Ebay ships faster than Amazon, unless u r a Prime member, then it is the same
>>
Nothing like a fresh corn tortilla for a breakfast taco. Thank you Mexico. You still have to go back though.
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I'm back from work, /cum/

I didn't get any tips today. I guess I wasn't looking all to pretty today.
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I was hoping this thred wouldnt be either ded or full of boring high schoolers but i see i am hoping in vain.........
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>>70046187

lemme rant about Prime here:

>order christmas gifts like 3 days before christmas for my family
>dont choose christmas eve shipping, but it says itll be here in at most a week
>new years eve and it still hasnt arrived
>january 5th and it still hasnt arrived
>>
>>70046106
I was reminded of it when watching Corridors of Blood and in conversation. I read book a long time ago about an ether addict I can't recall title of. Corridors of Blood is a great film about doctor who in name of mercy has spent lifetime trying to invent anesthetic for his patients who must suffer through surgery while awake and becomes addicted to his own formula.
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>>70046240

where do you work.
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>>70046211
i make flour tacos but have never made corn, i think i need masa for it but its probably simple.
Still have to go (Back) tho
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>>70046303
Strip club.
>>
Gonna take a nap
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>>70046341

at 9:30 in the morning?
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>>70046341
Die in your sleep you insufferable prick.
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>>70046303
strip club
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>>70046307
>i make flour tacos

CHI.
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Slow day at work muh doods.
Anyone else directly competing with china?
>tfw designing and manufacturing electronics in small town Ontario
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>>70046240
wtf not even one? tips arent based in looks (well some are). were u a biyatch? no judgement.
>>
why don't mexicans just buy canned beans instead of boiling raw ones from the bags?
>>
>>70046357
It's 12:33 meme coaster
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>>70046307
I didn't make the tortillas. I imagine it was a woman named Lupe or something. They're from a market that makes them fresh though.
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>>70046425
You can taste the difference.
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>>70046432

uh, no

its definitely 9:33
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>>70046406
>tips arent based in looks
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>>70046269
HMMMMM
IDK amazon doesnt have the selection ebay does plus i can use paypal so i usually buy on there. the customer service is good.
>>
>>70046451
Uh no, it's definitely 12:34 in all relevant parts of the country
>>
>>70046406
From looks of it she's part of the Tuesday morning strip club line up. Probably has a cleft lip and at least two bullet holes in her.
>>
*logs into mom's Amazon account*

Lol who actually pays for this stuff themself.
>>
>>70046376
why do u say that?
>>
>>70046548

>being a mommas boy


LOL
>>
Flour and corn tortillas are equally valid and used for different applications.
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>>70046519
meh, no actual woman admits to being a woman on here, especially not a stripper. 10/10 bullshit.

RUSE
U
S
E
>>
>>70046465
>>70046240
not many people in a strip club now
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>>70046582
More of a daddy's boy tbqhwy. My dad kicks ass.
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>>70046425

We do.

>>70046569
Because you are mexican enough to know we call wheat tortillas "flour tortillas" but not mexican enoug to know that a flour tortilla taco = burrito.

>>70046616
Wheat tortillas are objectively better.
>>
>>70038133
>be Jew Yorker
>expect decency from your fellow New Yorkers

Retard
>>
>tfw test tube baby
>tfw eight anonymous mothers and fathers
>tfw lab experiment that didn't get flushed
>>
neckbeard mmo player with no real friends is a valid lifestyle
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>>70046745
>playing MMOs in current year
>>
>>70046425
dried beans...u gotta soak them overnight then cook next day. they taste better. also, the overnight soak converts enzymes which are actually a bit toxic so its better for u than a one hour quick soak. canned beans u need to wash real good and cook at least 30 mins in some broth or something to remove that can taste. they are not horrible tho
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>>70046789

>Runescape is dead
>>
>>70046704
I know that your madre prefers my burrito wrapped in flour )))))))))))))))
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>>70046859
>not playing oldschool
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>>70046745
As long as you're not on welfare more power to you.
>>
>>70046908

I tried, but the run energy system is god awful and I cant birng myself to grind everything again
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Goodnight, /cum/

Going to bed
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>>70047035
Degenerate.
>>
>>70046425
Canned anything tastes like shit
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>>70047206

even?
>>
>>70047206
Wrong, there's tons of good canned seafood.
>>
Drumpf isn't going to last
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRIXN9f-Ap4

Jaz
>>
fucking god damn normies, this is why people make fun of us
>>
hey guys
>>
*throws an egg at you*
>>
*dodges, gives you a wedgie*
>>
who /wantstodie/ here
>>
>>70048667
Why would you want to die that's the last thing I want besides torture
>>
>>70048667
I misread that as /wants a sodie/
I'm drinking coke
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>>70048710

>sodie
>>
>>70032054
i aint a fan of him but there aint shit i can do either way
>>
>>70048710
>sodie
Kys
>>
>>70047206
Confirmed for brown as dirt.
>>
>>70048709
why namefag instead of get reddit flags?
>>
>>70049277
Because he's some newfag.
Don't worry.
He'll be gone within 72 hours.
Again.
>>
>Tron Bonne
Is this love?
>>
>>70049277

he got both yesterday, we mocked him and now he just namefags.
>>
How can we fix the mexican fish canning industry, buds?
>>
>>70049277
Such is life of mobilefag
I use extra flags when I'm on desktop

Besides u bozos don't complain when B*jaChan namefags

New York is an experience that must be reported to the world.
>>
>raining
>in the middle of winter
literally fuck indiana
>>
why is the "americlap" meme a thing? We don't clap after everything.
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I do believe Ive found my new anime
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>>70049420
baja forever left us, you fucking casual.
kys.

>>70049423
True, no matter what you preceded it with.
>>
eyo im from brooklyn i love the taste of cock on my pizza
>>
bought some crunchy PB today :D
>>
eyo Im from Brooklyn

FUHGEDDABOUDDIT
>>
>>70049495
Really when did baja leave
>>
poo in loo
newwwwwwwwww
>>70049526
>>70049526
>>
>>70049420
kys dumb phoneposter
>>
eyo I'm from brooklyn and am debuting /cum/ ice cream at my local small batch cremery this Friday.
It's a blend of queerbecois, brooklandian, and guatemalan.
>>
>ph*neposter
normies out REEEE
>>
>>70049701
Only normies can afford computers. I don't think there's a single latin american who posts from a computer.
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