>have american friend over >put the activated almonds on

>have american friend over
>put the bitter almonds in his drink so he can't reach them

who else /prankshart/ here?

>>70023628
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U TALKING ABOUT

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>have yuropoor friend over
>put my eggs in the fridge so he wont find them

>Have American friend over
>Hide all the red cups in the shoe storage cupboard near the front door

/thinkingsmart/

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Everytime an American asks me for directions, I send them to the designated murder district and loot their bodies afterwards.

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>>70023628
>mfw i walked all around your house with my shoes on even though I know it triggers euros

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>>70024527
LEAVE YOUR FUCKING DIRTY ASS SHOES AT THE DOOR AND PLEASE WEAR THESE COMFORTABLE AND CLEAN SLIPPERS I'M PROVIDING YOU WITH
T H A N K S
YOU FUCKING SAVAGE

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>Driving my Eurobro around
>Make sure to drive in automatic so he can't try to escape

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>staying over at American friend's house
>when in Rome, do like the Romans
>sleep with my muddy shoes on in his bed
>he gives me a round of applause for my patriotism

>>70024619
D E V I L I S H

>put ice in a yuro's drink
>watch him drink it and freeze to death

>have Mexican friend over
>circumcise him in his sleep

>>70024789
I don't get it

>>70024438
Why? That doesn't make them last longer. They can last for like a year outside the fridge as long as you don't clean the shell(this removes a thin coating that protects the egg from bacteria).

Source:I've had chickens, turkeys, quails, geese and ducks for the past 5 years.

Where did this Americans are short meme come from? I know many Europeans and the only one taller than me was this dude from Croatia

>>70025272
Is from pics of american soldiers being much shorter than X nationality soldiers

>>69991926

>>70025272
>I know many Europeans
>muh anecdotal evidence

It's well known Americans are manlets by comparison to 1st world cunts.

>>70025352
Holy shit, that is kind of funny but I doubt the military is the best representative of average height.
>>70025413
Nope, you are wrong. I am average height 6'2" where I live and even most high school seniors are taller than me now. Have you ever been to europe? Or seen European tourist. They are about the same height as me mostly if not shorter by a few inches, Romanians are probably the shortest I've seen and the Croatian are pretty tall, except for the turk looking ones.

>>70025498
>but I doubt the military is the best representative of average height.

It's a meme you dip

>>70025272
dude they are baiting why so serious

>>70025540
Yea, I guess. But have you not noticed how tall high schoolers are now? The government must be putting something in the food or some shit, I see sophomores with full beards and at 6'4" all the time now, the freshmen are now either really short or really tall now.

>>70025590
yeah, but the meme is about spics making america shorter or something like that.
also, i dunno about 6'4 all the time. that's pretty fucking tall.

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>Swiss friend visits
>asks for a glass of water
>tell him that it's going to cost him a dollar even though it's free from the tap
>mfw he pays for it anyway

>>70025904
At least in my state, places that serve food/drinks have to give people free water.

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>>70023628
What's with this amerishort meme? I'm a Chicano and I'm 193-4cm

>>70025121
>be polak
>be tall but dumb
>makes a perfect soldier

>>70024523
>I send them to the designated murder district

so any where in brazil?

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>>70026464
I got a secret map. Here is the "designated murder district"

>>70026427
meme from pics of manlet american soldiers in poland from a few days ago

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>tfw not intelligent enough to /thinking smart/

>>70026496
That's missing Venezuela and Colombia.

>>70025904

>tfw outjewing the mountain Jew

A 1000 bald eagles just screeched in unison fellow murican