You are walking down to your local when this girl stops you and

>>70015699
not until u fix ur shitty haircut lmao

I'd be delighted to oblige m'lady

*twirls cape*

>>70015699
"Wait a minute, let me get my baseball bat"

>>70015699
slap her head

>>70015699
"Let's get into the tank again"

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>Foster's

>>70015764
Pleb.

Glorious haircut.

>>70015699
>WE EUROPEANS HAVE THE BEST HAIR IN THE WORLD

>GLORIOUS COLORS AND TEXTURE

>So lets all shave it off

Really makes me think

>>70015699
>Fosters
How to spot a pleb.

what is this girl? national front?

>>70015995
what do you call it?
The fascist mullet?
The English Ronaldo?

>>70016178
norman haircut

I would not mind
But I am an asian

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>>70016178
It's a type of 'Chelsea' haircut.

>>70016333
checked, i want to grab her by the sideburns and face fuck

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>>70015699
why are you asking an asian manlet

>drinking crap beer
I'm glad I didn't hang out with lads of shit taste.

>>70015699
> she should be drinking Special Brew

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>>70015699
Of course.

>>70015699
What a slag.....I'd still bonk her though

alright ya slag ha how about we go shag or else ill shank ya dyou know what a mean hehe

>>70015699
>a few others
Yeah, no, I'd prefer to hold on to what few valuables I'm carrying.

Nice try, MI5!

>>70016157
EDL probably

>>70016094
British aren't European.

>>70021474
Damn straight, bloody continentals

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>>70015699
Mr Cuddles and I would be happy to oblige

>>70015699
It's cute.

>>70015699
not my cup of tea, even if she didnt look like lesbian

>>70015699
Just been, but I suppose I could go another round.

yuck whats she drinking that watery piss for

>>70015699

On your bike you silly bint

>>70015699
I slap her face, and tell her that while paki bashing is a good thing, she should also stay at home where she belongs

>>70017583
JUST

>>70015699
ask her why she's drinking kangaroo piss

>n-no thank you, that's against the law and I won't be able to keep my job in astrophysics if I break it
>however, let me buy you a green daemon and tell you about the iceni
>you don't know what green daemon is? How can you you even call yourself British?

.....12 hours later she's inseminated.

>>70015699

"Are you mad?"

Or probably something dumber, like "eee, what?".

I would probably laugh at her, like I would at a small child speaking gibberish.

>>70015699
>those fucking 10/10 aryan jaw and headshape genetics

How do I into that? My head is just flat.

>>70015699
I'm not even racist, but if she does the right drugs, then I would.

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>>70015699
Fine beverage of choice m'lady, let's get to it then

>>70015699
Start running for my life or she will notice my accent and tell her friends to kill me

>>70021474
Excellent post, Netherlands