I have a cold. What are some home remedies common in your country?

>>69994570
Eat a metric fuckton of raw garlic (10 cloves).
Dice some ginger, pour over hot water, add honey and lemon and drink it after 10 minutes.

drink booze and masturbate

Lemon in hot water and garlic

Minced garlic + honey

Surprisingly tastes good

>>69994570
medicine

loratadine

If you have a fever, plug the leek into the anus.
About 2 to 4 inch white part.

This is a traditional Japanese private medical care.

>>69994570
>usa
>cold
haha mm

>>69994570
kangaroo semen, quite tasty actually

Snorting Lemsip powder

>>69994570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIKzN0N__Lk

>>69994570
Hot water + honey + lime

>>69994570
carrots up your ass always works

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3 things my gradma did when I was younger.

>onion juice/syrup. Slice onions in feathers, put it in a jar, add two-three spoons of sugar, let it sit so onions let the juice out.
Tastes absolutely fucking disgusting
>minced garlic on a slice of bread (bread just to be able to swallow it really)

And of course the best of them all - Spirytus.
Get yourself a bottle of 96% alcohol.
Pour a small glass (no more than 100ml or you'll die).
And go to sleep.
If necessary, repeat for 3 days.
Fixes all minor illnesses.

ive been in bed for 6 days with a cold. feels shit.

Hot coca cola with Ginger

>>70000917
>being in bed for 6 days
>not comfy

>>69994570
Suicide

>>69994570
walking to the pharmacy and getting sudafed

>>69994570
Das zwischen, lemon and tea all bundled together

>>69994570
Hot whisky and honey

>>69994570
hot milk with spoon of butter, garlic and honey. Eat it without leaving bed and don't uncover yourslef before the next day. You will be all covered in sweat in the morning.

parsnips gently inserted into anus

Some glasses of a strong herb liquor, like Jagermeister.

if tar,sauna and booze does not help,it will kill you

smear tar onto your face crotch,go to a 100 degree sauna,when it feels like your skin starts to boil,cool off a bit and sip vodka.
wash the tar off with little swimming in a frozen lake

>>70003606
>thiskillstheburger.jpeg

drink a lot of water
this works for most minor sicknesses

>>69994570
Get some newspaper, roll it up in a cone, insert tip of cone on ear, fill with said cone with herbs and finally set it on fire.
That works for something

>>69994570
2 tbsp honey + 1 tbsp lemon + 1cm ginger + hot water (80c) twice a day. Lots of rest.

>>69994570
Semen, usually straight from the tap. It worked for me when I was a kid.

Tea and coffee all day
Blanket
Then a hot shower so long you feel faint

t. cold pro

Hot lemonade

>>69994570
try hot chicken soup
also, lots of tea with honey

>>69995085
garlic is just a myth desu

>>69994570
Rub maple syrup in the area between you testicles and anus then do 16 squats, wait 5 minutes and do 11 more. Only sure fire way to get rid of your cold, the syrup will draw out the virus via your sweat ducts.

>>69994570
Raw egg blended with 10 spoons of sugar is great for throat ache and tastes delish

Drinking bleach

play video games and shitpost
the bad can't exit your body if it has no place to go

>>69994570
>a shot of vodka with a whole bunch of black pepper in it,
>chop up an onion, add some sugar or honey and let the juices come out, then drink the syrup, eat the onion leftovers if you want
> water with lemon and honey, for 0.5L water ad 2 spoons of honey and juice from half of lemon

>>69995085
>>70005744
kek, reminds me of an older guy in my village who managed to make half of his toe rot away by putting garlic on a wart and not opening it for days despite having massive pain

>>70008427
lel. Did his local shaman recommend this?

>>69994570
One cup of urine, a teaspoon of honey and a living cucumber.

>>70008500
nah, it's a small village where any stupid idea that someone has lives on for at least 10 generations. this was one of them

Put your finger deep in your ass, then push it up your nose, both sides.
The ass bacteria will go to war with the cold bacteria and they will kill each other.
Also the smell will remind you of the times when you were inside your mom making you feel comfortable and warm.

>>70009196
Ah, the sunni vs shiite strategy.

If your throat hurts take a spoonful of honey

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>>70010920
I am literally fucking dead right now

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Eat this
Your sinuses will clear up in 2 seconds

Drink about 0,5L of vodka and sleep

>>70014347
Bravo Estonia

>>70012132
Naw, you gotta take a spoonful of high fructose corn syrup

>>70016346
burger on vacation in canada?

>>69994570
Flat 7up and toast

Traditionally a cure for stomach bugs bug it heals all illnesses tbqh

>>69994570

Grind up ginger and horse radish, about generous table spoons worth, chase down with shot of vodka.

Ale and meat