How do people who use in-ground toilets not get shit all

>>69984473
They take their pants and underwear off and set them aside before shitting.

On the other hand, how do you ever manage to shit your pants?

Mystery to us done no shart culture.

I can't even remember how I managed to do it. All I remember was that it was fucking hard.

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really though
>spread legs over foot prints
>pull down pants
>pants now directly over toilet hole and under butt
>shit onto pants

You learn something called the "Shaolin squat". It's basically where you end up squating just above the toilet to shit.

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Asian pants all have butt flaps for this purpose.

ATG squat

>>69984483
how?

>>69986691
Have you never undressed before? Is the concept confusing to you?

>>69986691
They ask mommy to do it for them

>>69984483
you should to take off your shoes too?

>>69986792
If you can't get your pants off around them, then I guess so.

>>69984755
This.

You go ATG (or ATT in this case) and your feet along with your pants are then in front of your body and ass and thus out of the way

I've been in some squat toilets and there is never anything to wipe your ass

Are these people that disgusting

>>69986907
You're expected to carry your own toilet paper, dumdum.

Pull down lulu lemon pants down to green wellingtons. Squat. Asshole is about 3-4 inches out and away from pants. For extra safety take both thumbs, grab back of pants and stretch forward.

Lulu lemon stretch pants are excellent shitting pants.

This tutorial is brought to you by Rajeet Singh "shit doctor" Majoor

>>69986712
but isnt that what the zipper is for? to keep the pants on?

Have you people seriously never had to shit in the woods before? It's the same thing.

>>69986988
Why the fuck would anyone need to shit in the woods? Are you some kind of redneck or something?

>>69986988
i just hold my ass up against a tree and since my shits are as dry as a desert they just gel up and stick to the bark

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>>69987005
>i just hold my ass up against a tree and since my shits are as dry as a desert they just gel up and stick to the bark

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>>69986997
You never went hiking or camping? Isn't that boyscout thing popular among American children, or it's only for autists?

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>>69987269
>going somewhere with no Internet for more than an hour or two