>wake up in pic related in small town USA
>you're American now
what do?
Put my SUV in the fridge.
>>69957940
correct
Well of course I'll eat a hamburger, and I get shot while having a hearth attack, I get a massive bill from hospital and get shot again because I didn't tip
>>69957905
>where the fuck am I, and how did I get here?
Call a ride and decide to cut back on the drugs.
>>69957905
Ask for help, because I was kidnapped.
>>69957905
get shot
>>69957905
Sit in front of my big screen tv and feel lonely
shart
Wait for the obesity to kick in and get used to sleeping with my shoes on.
>>69957905
Go to Wallmart and shart there.