>mfw I'm moving to Denmark No face because I don't

>moving to central Europe

Why?

>>69937954
well what face would you make when you meet mehmet?

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>>69937954
I'm so sorry.

>>69938075
My parents are done with me fucking around doing nothing and they're moving me in with my uncle who lives in Denmark. I'm scared.

>>69937954
theres a lot of qt's in denmark though
>tfw my parents won't move me to denmark

don't do it

Denmark is prob a beautiful place man

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Move to Netherlands bro, it will be a slight upgrade

>>69938182
Have you met him before?

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>>69938507
>0.1 point advantage

We've got to work harder jeez.

>>69938507
You really like this map, don't you?

>>69938517
Few times, latest when I was 16. That was 5 years ago.

>>69938182
>My parents are done with me fucking around doing nothing
why don't you do something though, at least attend some college or uni program
at least here, you can get 6 month/1 year certifications in shit like truck driving, fork lift operating, etc etc that give you physically easy jobs that you can make decent money at

Does he live alone?

>>69938182
You're Finnish fresh prince of bellaire

>>69938099
no mehmets in denmark. that would be sweden

>>69938559
It's his second favorite after the height map where ex Yugoslavia has no data
>>69938605
Well then, it will be pretty stressful for you

>>69938622
Too late, I'm supposed to be in there in August.

>>69938627
you do realize we're neighboring countries where people are free to cross the border whenever they like, right?

Do you speak Danish?
Danes will probably stand too close to you at the bus stop.

>>69938790
i thought mehmets are not much intro traveling.

>>69938625
I think so.
>>69938796
No.
Personal space in bus stops is the least of my worries right now.

>>69938796
Danes are actually autistic as well

>>69938865
>Personal space in bus stops is the least of my worries right now.
What are the worst worries you wear, whore?

>>69938826
then they wouldn't be here at all

>>69937954
you're welcome as long as you learn our language, and don't bring your barbaric traditions over here.

>>69938966
>barbaric traditions
like sauna?

>>69938507
>Italy

The south really dragging them down

>>69939017
like the rampant racism against estonians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M6-NLm0GBM

>>69938900
How to interact with people, I've been living in a bubble my whole life.

>>69939053
don't interact with them problem solved

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>>69939048
Lol, this guy was rampaging here like last year in some anti-immigrant rally. Got real heated up when some somali said his less of an inhabitant of the north than the somali was.

>>69939053
That's kinda cruel to force you to start a new life in a different country without any "warm-up". You need to start interacting with people in Finland while you still have time.

>>69937954
what will you do there
what language will you speak
are you more happy or sad

>>69939048
racism is bad but why do you care about estonians of all people? are you estonian?

>>69938712
>Too late, I'm supposed to be in there in August.
then get an education or job there pham, id imagine there's courses available in english for u to take

>>69939113
lmao is there a video of this?

>>69938966
>learn our language
why are danes so cruel?

>>69939187
hurr hurr danish language is ugly huurrr potato in mouth

>>69939236
>danish language is ugly
well it ain't pretty

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>>69939236
It is tho. Not ugly per se but very weirdish.

>>69939236
KEK@ this butthurt

People say you should experience life in different place, society, region, country or culture when you are young and that makes you grow up. Too bad I didn't have such a chance. Congrats, OP.

>>69939251
i find it quite beautiful and poetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfOzCWjhYUQ

>>69939264
Finnish is.... not that ugly in particular but very extremely fucking weird so you're not one to talk m8

>>69939264
It's a pretty standard germanic language, other than some of the pronunciation (swallowing letters in particular). By pure numbers Finnish is weirder by far.

You know, if a bunch of crazy indios chased me up the tree and were about to set the tree on fire but would give me a chance to spare my life if I learned Danish or Finnish, I would pick Danish.

>>69939299
It kinda sounds like Swedish to me, don't know why. Maybe I'm just le ignorant amerigan

>>69939317
>>69939299
It's much more conservative language overall. Which makes it have really weird and old words in it. But i find it to be pretty perfect for singing since the flow of words can be almost in any case adjusted to melody even if the words really wouldn't fit. Flexible, that's the word i was looking for.

>>69939390
DELET THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXGdy8Et30

>>69939125
Go to some adult education or something, I don't know the proper term.
I think I have to learn Danish.
Pretty scared, I have to leave all my friends.

>>69939390
what, haista vittu. given a random text, i bet you could guess maybe like 30% if it was danish but close to zero in finnish.

>>69939390
>Maybe I'm just le ignorant amerigan

Exactly.

>>69939438
>leave all my friends.
>he has friends
>he is afraid of social interaction??

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>>69939390
Mitä vittua sanoit minusta, sinä pikku narttu? Sinun kuuluu tietää että olen kouluttautunut suomen maavoimien huippujoukoissa, olen ollut osallisena useisiin salaisiin raideihin, myös parissa Al-Qaida tehtävässä, ai niin ja minulla on yli 300 varmistettua osumaa. Minut koulutettiin sissi sodankäynnissä, ja olen koko suomen paras tarkka-ampuja. Et ole minulle mitään muuta kuin uusi kohde. Minä tulen pyyhkimään sinut vittuun täältä sellaisella tavalla jota ei ole ennen nähty tällä planeetalla, muista minun vitun sanani. Luulet pääseväsi eroon tästä kun sanoit sen internetissä? Arvaa uudelleen, runkkari. Kun me puhumme, olen järjestämässä salaisia vakoilijoitani, ympäri suomea ja sinun IP-osoitteesi on paikannuksessa juuri nyt, joten sinun on parempi valmistautua myrskyyn, mato. Myrskyyn joka pyyhkii pois sen pikkuisen pateettisen asian jota kutsut elämäksesi. Olet vitun kuollut, lapsi.

>>69939390
a self conscious american i have seen it all

>>69939053
Kys faggot, you are the worst kind of loser

>>69939493
Hvad fanden sagde du til mig, din lille kælling? Du ved, at jeg er uddannet finsk Army Corps peak, jeg har været involveret i en række hemmelige spor diagrammer, også på Al-Qaeda opgave, oh og jeg har over 300 bekræftede hits. Jeg er uddannet i guerillakrig, og jeg er den bedste fuld finsk snigskytte. Du er ikke for mig noget mere end en ny destination. Jeg vil udslette dig fanden ud af her på en måde, der ikke er set for på denne planet, husk mine skide ord. Du tror, du kan slippe af med dette, når du lægger den på internettet? Gæt igen, motherfucker. Når vi taler, jeg organisere en hemmelig spion, omkring den finske og din IP-adresse er positionering lige nu, så du bedre forberede stormen orm. Stormen, der udsletter en lille smule patetisk, hvis du ringer elämäksesi. Du er fucking dod, barn.

>>69939488
Fellow autists really.

>>69939418
>>69939443
>>69939458
>>69939493
Not saying that as an insult or anything.... It just genuinely does sound like it

It's a pleasant language to me desu, like Swedish. You both have very pretty languages.

I like watching some youtube vlogs where they speak it, like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_kDcK_YrIk

>>69939578
kek, awesome, i approve

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>>69939578
Not that girl.... I've seen more pedos force her face everywhere than i want

>>69939519
At least I'm not b*azilian :DDD

>>69937954
I'm hoping your parents fooled you and maybe you're too autistic to realize, seems very rash, I don't want you to feel bad Finnbro :(

You'll probably feel better if you're more open to the experience, most people will know English so don't feel completely isolated, try and learn the language though.

Is this like a last resort or sudden, again, it seems strange.

>>69939236
>danish language is ugly
it is though

>>69939899
but why do you have to say it all the time?

>>69938507
Figure Iceland to be much higher, maybe there's some shit our friends aren't telling us.

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>>69939914
what kind of neighbor would I be if I didn't?

>>69938631
this? >>69938420

>>69938559
i do.

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>>69943038
but you have oil, it's cheating.

lets be honest, finnish and swedish are basically the same language

>>69937954
What part of the country you gonna live in senpai?

What's so bad about Denmark? You guys seem pretty damn similar to me.

>>69939048
Denmark colonized Estonia in the middle age. When are you gonna apologize and pay reparations?

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>>69945086

When are you gonna apologize and pay reparations for all the damage your nobles did to my axe?

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>>69938626
>iiiiin west Karelia born and raised
>In the sauna is where I spent most of my days

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>>69938182

>>69940342
yeah, it's the map

>>69946205
kekkers

>out of all places it was Denmark
We'll atleast its not eastern europe

>>69945086
We liked the danes. One of the best colonisers..

>>69946620
Denmark is like top 5 country in the world. Deffo best northern european

>>69937954
react to what

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>>69946205

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>>69946205

>>69944998
They're the mexico of Scandinavia, except they don't even realize it

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>>69946205

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>>69946205

>>69947402
>best northern european cunt
that's norway

>mfw I'm moving to the cemetery

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>>69951936
this. Oil does wonders

>>69937954
I'd say get used to the shitty languange but you're used to problems like that

>>69952373
True, we do have Swedish in schools still

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>>69952373
Absolutely agree. Vi måste lära svenska.

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>>69945244