Is it true that Americans don't have drying machines, and

>>69937614
Is tru

>>69937614
No, we put our clothes out on clotheslines.
We dry our shoes in the microwave.
My clothes wouldnt fit in the microwave.

>>69937614
Why are Americans so Savage?

I prefer putting mine in the oven, they come out crispier that way, just the way I like it.

>>69937614
No
we go and dry them with the heat from our gun barrels
Note only applies to non Californians because they don't have any water for washing as well as they don't have any guns

>>69937614
sometimes

>Euros will never know the feel of putting on a t-shirt fresh out of the microwave

>>69940426
>implying Californians don't have plenty of white guilt tears to wash clothes in

The microwave is only for popcorn, clothes and everything else are made in the dryer. It's great for making wings since the sauce gets all mixed in automatically.

Sometimes people put food + clothes in at the same time though.

>>69937614
>Europeans ACTUALLY put their clothes on a clothes line
3rd world subhuman tier desu

>yuros need a separate machine for washing their clothes
lmao just use the dishwasher you autists