Culture Pals: Asian wife edition Get Asian qts, practice yo

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You are like a little baby

>when qt wants more of you

Have anyone here actually met some person irl from this site?

>>69901199
am i the only one in this general that wants to learn a language instead of being an orbiter?

>>69903392
I've met two grills
One was super weird, and the other one slightly less weird

>>69903392
On this site? Met one for 2 days, ended up making out by the end of the first

>>69901349
I found the Lithuanian girl from the last thread (>>69865499) for you. Now you better deliver Chad!

/Inetulia

>>69903392
Meeting a couple of Korean grills this year
Other British guy you jealous? :^)

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>>69904489
Delete this

>>69904545
are you from /kpg/ senpai

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>>69904545
Nah lad I'll even post pictures for you afterwards

>>69903580
Nah I feel ya, man. We're the few, the proud.

>>69903580
I'm learning German

I'm from Ukraine ((I'm from the city of Donetsk ((I need urgent help ((((I do not know what to do territory occupied and permanent heard shelling (((I need help with food and assistance with the ticket that I could leave at least Kiev and find a job there, then no work (territory under the creatures controlled by ((((I use Google translator that would communicate, I just started to look for help (((I do not know what to do I am very very tired (((I hope for a miracle and the aid (((
I feel very sorry ((very (((I live on the data point in the hostel ((one
I am very ashamed sorry, I just started to look for help ((I just do not know what to do

Press F for Lyuda!

>>69903580
>>69904788
Same here.
>>69904941
((

https://www.interpals.net/Lithuayylien
WHy the fuck am I being shown as offline
REEEEE
QTS CAN"T SEE ME IF I'm OFFLINE

>>69904347
he can have her

>>69904941
F((

Why am I being shown at the last page
REEEEE SYSTEMATIC RACISM

I have figured out a way on how the site works
they bump you up if you get messaged by a girl, the more the popular the girl the more you get bumped

This is just a theory though
what I'm basing it from is
I just was at the last page and this brazillian very hot chick who's account is 1 year old and basically tells in her bio for people to stop messaging her messaged me and I got bumped up to the first page
Filter 19 years old was used, so I only got bumped up a little bit

>>69906382
that is far too complex for them man

>>69906436
is it? we could try it out with fake accounts

Nice thread

>>69906474
>Joined 1 hour ago, profile updated 14 days ago.
Who even built this shit?

>>69906474
I just tried it out, when a female account visits your profile you get bumped up
I also messaged myself and my profile got bumped up a little

>>69906895
How do you see where you own profile is?
Also by that logic I should be on the front page cause my messages and visits are 95% female

>>69906876
When you deactivate your profile and then you reactivate it you can get that kinda thing

>>69907127
What's your nick?

>/light_moongrl
>Photo 6
wew lads

>>69904941
F(((( im so sorry for her(((

https://www.interpals.net/linds_8208
found someone's profile

>>69908001
wow, never seen before, are you a detective?

>>69908155
no I'm new to this general, doctor pavel

>>69908001
Mate pls, he's the second most famous trans on cp after /lodie

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>>69901199
nope, poorfag here
i mean you can be poorfag and still meet and fuck qts but only if you're in europe/usa/korea

if you're a poorfag in latinamerica or other isolated shithole then you're doomed.
i just collect nudes

>>69908267
so why don't they post here

>>69903392
Met a Slovak lass last year which was nice. Now though I go on holiday somewhere every 2 months or so with my Italian qt. It's a nice system.

>>69908545
did you bang?
do you live alone?

>>69908337
Who says they don't? :3

>>69908614
I am new* please respect

*Authors note
new as in to /cp/ not 4chan

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>all these catfish accounts
how am I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF IT IS A REAL CUTE??

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>>69904489
>tfw gf with Korean student
>tfw her parents are rich af
>tfw she brought me designer clothes and this leather tommy hilfinger wallet

I didn't know she was loaded beforehand so I'm not a gold digger

>>69907257
Never mind then lad I'm not sharing that here just yet

>>69908918
you scared the russian hacker called 4 chan will dox you?

>>69908963
Not scared of that... just autistic

>>69908678
You're not new, aren't you Lithuanian Chad who was here months ago?

>>69903580
I tried to use it to practice French but just ended up falling for this Israeli girl. I plan on kidnapping her desu, she's into me too

>>69908609
Didn't bang the Slovak since we only met for a day but whenever I see my Italian we pretty much bang non stop. I don't really live alone since I move around too much to say I really live anywhere at the moment

>>69910393
I had an Israeli for a bit. They're qt but mental.

>>69910493
You're qt but mental, compadre

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There are literally no thick azns on this website.

I just want to get my pelvis crushed, is that so bad?

Been messaging with German girl today. Having a fun conversation about epidemic viruses that could kill everyone. She said she has to go to class and says "see you later alligator :P"

I thought that phrase died years ago?

>>69911625
Yeah but she's german, what do you expect

>>69908757
get them to talk

Can I use this service to acquire a cute German bf even if I know absolutely zero German?

>>69912409
yes, post profile

Kanker thread. Please fap only to anime girl.

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>>69912409

You should have sex with>>69912550

>>69913470
But he is cute?

>>69914147

Yes.

German, post profile for your new girlfriend!

Is there group chats that I can join?

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No more gooks allowed REEEEEEEEE

>>69911378
Why tho

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>>69911378
i never seen any thick gook irl

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RAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>>69914609
They only exist in the west. And it seems like every thicc Asian girl I've encountered has been a flip.

>>69914638

She made another! REEEEEEEEE

>>69914147

/antekar

>>69914609
I met one on IP, talk to her very frequently too
Seriously lad your women are so easy

>>69911378
/Minseong_Go

>>69916262
THICC
messaged her

>>69916776
>when anons don't know the difference between thicc and fat

>>69916949
shit I don't care I want to see them titties

>>69917096
post them boi

>>69917144
she's offline boi

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>>69915581
i wish i were white t b h

>>69917610
she probably sleeping niga

>deleted interpals a while ago
>have no phone rn so feeling very lonely and can't talk to internet friends
>if I make interpals again there will just be tons of boring girls
life isn't worth living rn brothers

>>69918077
shut the fuck up little bitch

https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/2014/12/02/eurasian-of-the-year/

https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/2016/12/17/imagine-a-child-born-from-this/

https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/2015/03/05/asian-women-dont-love-they-love-money-and-status/

https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/2016/10/12/like-most-asian-girls-i-prefer-white-men-my-son-wont-have-problems-he-wont-be-asian-2/

https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/2016/12/21/my-son-wont-look-asian-hell-be-a-superior-half-asian-and-wont-have-problems-with-being-the-son-of-a-fetish-couple/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3719762/Love-struck-Dutchman-flew-5-000-miles-meet-Chinese-woman-met-online-hospitalised-waiting-10-days-airport-no-never-did-turn-up.html

>>69918220
idk why I even made a cuck-tier post like that desu
A qt from my school messaged after a few days of not talking so feels good though

>she says that she has boyfriend
>talks on me on regular bases
Am I cuck?

>>69917716
Feels pretty good desu

>>69918302
>>69918220
Top banter lads

>>69918467
Depends on what you talk about Alija

>>69918345
you can change that situation lad in reverse

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>>69918283
>waiting-10-days-airport
This always bring a smile on meh face

/architecta
This is the most awful person i have ever met on interpals. She laughs at disabled people in Florence. Sends me private messages of guys just trying to talk to her in a friendly way. It wasn't even showing off cringy messages. Just normal ones, and laughing at how ugly the guys are and how they must be secretly Iranian because of how they talk. I had to tell her to stop her crazy fuckign bullshit. Holy shit, She is a generally awful person in real life and online. When I called her out on her shitty behavior, she accused me of being Iranian, which is fucking weird because I'm Nordic as fuck with blue eyes and blonde hair. I have never met a person who so deserved to get bullied. Fucking desert spic

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>>69904706
Please stop

>>69908787
wow! lucky you! how did you meet her?

>>69919012
have you considered that maybe she's a frustrated fat greasy 30 yo man?

>>69919154
She's not. She's fucking wacko, mate.

>>69919154
>i dont have skype , viber... and telephone number, sorry
yep
it's a man

>>69919012
hi clayclay :*

>>69919012
She should know what an Iranian looks like seeing as she is one. Assuming she's not some autist with a fake account, don't take her to be representative of all Iranian girls. Most of the ones I've talked to are pretty friendly and are more than happy to talk to western guys.

>>69920205
Its too late. Trump MUST bomb Iran now

http://introllpals.tumblr.com

Anyone of you on the list?

What a misandric blog, public shame only 4 guys and they censor all faces of the women.

>>69921049
All me desu

>>69921049
It's tumblr, do you expect it to not be pure mysandry? I did see some of those posts about some scammers using pictures of a Turkish girl who was beaten to death to try to scam people, that's pretty low though.

>>69921303
lol are u from the moral police?

>tfw have succesfuly seduced a turkish girl
easy as pie

>>69922355
Post screen caps

>>69922485
soz mate this one i actually like

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>>69922634

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE roaches

>>69922634
cmon maaaaaan

>>69922988
no I already pissed off 20 girls by posting the poorfag pasta to them

and don't even get me started with the ken sama pasta

>>69923101
help me man
what to say to Ukrainian girl?

>>69923421
call her a hohol, ukrainians love that shit makes em wet

>>69923490
wtf is hohol? Can you put together whole message?

>>69923533
"hey hohol _______________"
it's basically like sweetie or cutie in ukrainian

>>69923573
thanks niga

>>69923593
tell me when you'll message her and what you fully said

>>69923686
idk maybe het hohol, whats up or some shit like that
girls usually contact me

>that dedicated autist that makes hundreds of clearly fake German profiles with the same text and photos of instagram models

What is his endgame here

>>69923784
so you didn't message her?

>>69923791
autism has no goal or purpose

>>69923869
not yet

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>estonian girl
>native language russian

>>69924097
Every time kek, half of the Latvians too

Lithuania is my one reliable source for pure Balt qts :^)

you lead my conversation with German qt

start

>>69924518
"Cut my name into your chest"

>>69924591
fuck she went offline
but
>Cut my name into your chest
is delivered

>>69924244
they're probably polish lol

>>69924697
By the way, the polish girl did not reply after "i am the man here, show me your little pussy", or whatever it is that you told me to sent her. :(

>>69924797
sorry man
here you can lead my conv with Ukraine qt

>>69918283
The writer of that blog seems to really hate himself. Such a shame. I know plenty of half asians that aren't such whiny bitches.

>>69924883
Lol, like I care, I did not want to chat with her, so I let someone else lead it.
Hmmm, the best I can come up with is something about donbass: "Did you mourn the death of Motorola?". If she does not know who he is then she is not a real ukrainian, but if that is the case, then introduce him as a hero of Donbass rebels, and ask her for her opinion again. If she says that she does not have one, then claim that she is disrespectful to her motherland.

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>>69925339

>>69925607
wtf lol
also hohol is basically like calling a black guy a nigger lol
i don't understand why she didn't say anything lmao

>>69925607
she said
>excuse me?
what now anon

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>>69925339

>"Did you mourn the death of Motorola?"

>>69925772
Is there something that you did not understand? I feel like my question is rather straightforward.

>>69925758
Come on, it is not the same. Most of them do not give a fuck, they are not like butthurt niggers, hohol is a rather gentle word, a lot of people use it jokishly.

>>69925902
>Is there something that you did not understand? I feel like my question is rather straightforward.
sent

>I dont understand why you ask me this?

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t.onda Antekar

Gay or not?

>>69926034
It is an important issue to me, therefore the need to know your opinion on it.
>>69926037
Gay.

>>69925902
dude i called a ukrainian in real life a hohol and he tried to fight me lol

we didn't fight because I told him I was joking lol

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>>69926037
>bored because chat is dead
>post pic related
>chat goes shitflinging for thirty minutes straight

I have already won desu

Why have people been viewing my profile the past couple days? I haven't updated. Are they bots?

>>69926090
it looks like she doesn't want to answer

>>69926380
Asians? Slavs? T*rks? That's the norm. Occasionally you may get first-world westerners but that's pretty rare imo.

>herr_bruno
eyy boat bro where you at holmes

>>69926413
I mean, I've been pretty inactive so I don't expect any. A few are Asians and Russians, but some are Americans and Brits.

>>69912409
I'm northern Portuguese, thus germanic.

Do I qualify?

please respond.

>>69926374
t. "pretending" to be retarded pro

So, is this site basically International Tinder or people go there to make friends too?

>>69926666
you can make friends(male) or get a girlfriend(male)

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>>69926701
>girlfriend(male)

Just to clarify for our American friend, this doesn't mean a cute trap bf, but a fat, sweaty, old gay Turk with a clearly fake profile.

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>>69927045
y-yeah that's what I meant e-exactly

>>69926625

>Portugal

You're slavic mate

>>69917716
There are tons of koreaboos on this website

>>69926701
>>69927045
I see. :^)
Thanks for the replies, my friends.

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>>69927259
>Portugal
>Slavic
No. We're closer to Berbers than we are to Slavs tbqh.

>>69927525
It's a joke about portugal having shit economy

and always being the worst in maps :D

>create a profile on couchsurfing
>post up a public trip to Montreal
>guy messages me asking if I found a host yet
>tell him I just looking for people to hang out with
>sends me an entire explanation of his setup, tells me they're naturists
>tells me how they like to encourage others to try out this lifestyle
>talks about how cool they all are, they work in the video game industry, shit like this
>asks for my Facebook profile

Again, if somebody doesn't catch this
>nudism
>in the middle of winter in Montreal

These guys must spend a fucking fortune on heating, what the hell is wrong with them?

>>69927980
Go for it lad

>>69927980

Mate they're loaded as fuck, become friends, milk them for money, fulfill all their kinky desires

>>69927980
Yeah do it man, you may find a nudist Montréalaise qt.

>>69926374
I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A FAGGOT

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>>69927525
I'm more or less mixed and I may have some portuguese blood in me, do I look like someone from any particular ethnicity around those parts?
Also don't mind the stache, haven't shaved in a couple days out of laziness.

>>69928735
>>69928821
>>69928679
Pretty sure they're all dudes. Besides, I wasn't even looking for a host, just buddies to hang out with.

>>69928946
in the words of a movie character

>50 000e ? For that money, I'd let the entire stadium fuck me


Even if they're all dudes, dude, they're fucking loaded.

Go for it
Even if you have to take it up the ass

>>69928919
yeah your mouth looks like a moors sorry senpai

>>69910525
No I'm mental but qt, there's a difference

>>69929073
Don't know what to tell you, man. Guess I'm not a whore.

>>69928919
Yeah, you could probably pass as a local.

>>69912409
I'm south Brazilian, thus germanic.

Do I qualify?

please respond.

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>>69929366
Really

>>69929782
>probably
I see. Thanks man.

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>>69930144
>TVPeru

Anyone else constantly fantasise about straight up eloping with their qt? Bad idea?

>>69903392
Met a Spanish fatty from Interpals while I was in Barcelona with my cousin, she looked nice from her pics but was ugly and fat in real life, the whole day consisted of her awkwardly trying to flirt with me while I just said "thanks" while her attractive friends were egging her on.

That was 4 years ago but still haven't given up on a holding out for a main qt.

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>qt online on vk
>qt online on ip
not on skype

>>69929577
>Not being a whore

>>69932190
It's what happens when you're raised upper class.

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>>69901199
Tried interpals before, never really got anywhere with it. Nobody responded to anything or viewed my profile.

How difficult would it be to delete my profile and make a new one and go for the asian qts? I would have a lot better pictures this time around

>>69926037
What app is this taken from?

>>69933375
Tinder.

>>69919942
>clay
not me although I have been using interpals more lately again.

>all these fucking ruskies today

Why are they visiting my profile so much lately? Is it because Trump is going to be president?

>>69933503
You shall not lie.

>>69933536
>tfw no Rachel gf

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What's Gunter up to these days? Haven't seen her mentioned in ages..

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>>69901199
pls help i need me thotties

Top half is the py script itself and the bottom half is what it spews out when it runs it, the users_visited text file is also empty. I'm using the regional one too.

Unfortunately I don't speak nerd

>>69938584
script is haram

>>69938602
>not cutting corners at any and all opportunities

>>69938287
i bet she got a life,i could call her right now.whats the time in germany +5 am or so++

>>69938770
I lost touch with her a couple of years ago, maybe she fucked off to Brazil or something, goodness knows

Sweet girl but not as much of a loose cannon as Ada

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>>69937940

>tfw almost had one

>>69929577

I was going to help you

>>69938638
But this made me reconsider.


This is a common python error

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>tfw you smash your mates in tekken then come home to a sea of virtual qts

>>69939623

Obviously meant for >>69938584

>>69938584
just download the script again
>>69939212
>tfw ada said she wanted to marry and i dont know if she was serious or not ,but then she dissapeared
i cant even get a internet gf

>>69939623
pls these scripts are specifically designed to cut the corners that is invidually stalking down thotties

>>69939793
>i cant even get a internet gf

Hold in there pal, over seven years I've had a lot of internet gfs that has never ended up working out, either due to my choosiness or something on their end, still I put myself out there though, I might start to try to meet local girls if I'm in the same position in another seven years though.

>>69939912
I know that, I just hate people who cut corners on everything

The issue and the solution is rather simple, the script can't connect to the interpals because the SSL certificate that interpals provides is untrusted.

There is a library that you can install with pip, that fixes it, easiest solution requiring no knowledge about programming

Good luck my shitposting friend

>>69940119
thankyou balkanbro

Cutting corners is in the shitposter DNA, its what keeps me employed in fact. I'll try this out and hopefully it works.

>>69940158

But it's all teasing family, I didn't tell you the name of the package :)

Hence good luck ;)

>>69940235
My boss is a wog, I know all your damned ruses.

So tell me the package name already

>>69940235
>>69940260
if it was certifi, I got it and now the thing actually appears to be running, now to play the waiting game to see what who it hits up.

>>69938584
Use qt seeker

>>69940385
See family isn't it better when you find the answer yourself, with a little help from your friends.

Also good night lads

Lmao captcha is chaps

>>69940537
>>69940452
It is better to diy, I feel I gained back some braincells.

The problem now is that 0 users ever get fetched per run, reee

>>69940571
goodnight

Every time I don't hear from my Iranian QT for a few days I get nervous that she got arrested or executed or something. Especially now because there were some opposition protests over there earlier this week and I haven't heard from her all week. It could be just coincidence because she's busy with exams as well, but still makes you think.

>>69940990
She should be alright, you've had this happen before in the past, no?

>>69940990
>but still makes you think.

It does, I've spoke to you a couple of times but you've warned me thoroughly of the dangers of Iran both times, managed to hold up decent convos with a couple of Iranian qts now, they really are the most beautiful women on the planet, just hope I luck out as well as you did with your engineer girlfriend.

>>69940588
Alright then enjoy your zero qts anon

>I know I have said it before, but I'm sorry

>I didn't have any chance to be here

>I've had some problems with personal life and did not feel that it would've been nice to talk to me

last online 9 months ago
this girl was truly wife material

>>69940990
Don't even worry my friend, she will eventually die. If you are feeling lucky enough, maybe she will not be raped.

>>69941279
b-b-b-but I want qt3.14 thotty beanerfus, s-s-send h-h-help

>>69941222
Yeah it happens every so often and she always apologizes for not being able to talk to me. It's just a pretty scary coincidence given that there were protests earlier this week and she's said some pretty nasty things about the Iranian government to me.

>>69941257
Well she's not my girlfriend, but I do feel like I lucked out with her in the sea of mediocrity that is interpals girls. I'm just hoping she didn't do something stupid and get herself arrested or worse.

>>69941453
You're probably her only outlet for her real feelings. Btw what are the protests over there about?

>>69941487
One of their former presidents died last week. He was a leader in the revolution, but in the last few years he's started to support reform. There was a nationwide day of mourning for him and a bunch of the opposition decided the best way to honor a reformer was to protest for reform.

https://www.interpals.net/Natalie1915

quality

>>69942417
nice find mate

>>69942417
>awaiting moderator review

what did they mean with this?

>all Americans on here are niggers or Hispanic
>all Brits on here are Polish or Pakis
>all Canadians on here are Asian
>the few Australians on here are all Asian or Muslim (or both)
>all French on here are niggers

I thought memes were just memes

>>69943725
There's more chance of a yank profile being black than a saffer. Really boggles the noggin

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>>69943725
>all Canadians on here are Asian

>>69901199


>talking all night in Spanish with your new qt Venezuelan babe about Jean Baudrillard and post modern philosophy


oh my god I have never been so in love it's been a week straight of this now. She says I've piqued her curiosity.

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>>69943725

>>69945433

and she's devoutly Catholic just fuck my shit up senpai my heart flutters for this woman.

>>69945450
You can filter by country on quick search??

>>69945644
Yes
You can search on pretty much anything like city in advanced as well

>>69945702
Oh I thought you could only do that in the search tab

missing my qt right nw

THE NORMAL BROTHERS
https://youtu.be/p9QSTGcc3Zo

My theory how interpals works which has been proven to work (approved by my collaborate mr. scientist russian "Idonotevenknow")

if you want to get more (views) have a girl message you. Your profile will get bumped up in the https://www.interpals.net/app/online section. The more the popullar person messages you, the more you get bumped up. You have to keep on talking with people if you want to stay up. It's just like 4chan.

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Tfw no qt /int/ dude I can talk to in interpals

>>69948600
You'll probably end up browsing my profile one of these days anon :)

>>69948600
if you want we can talk, but I'm not gay

>>69948632
Give me a hint on which one of these fuckers are you

>>69948635
Neither am I, anon :^)

Having a conversation with a Korean qt who's complaining she wasn't born in UK or US cause the guys are hotter there

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>Exchange addresses for postcards and letters with a Polish QT
>I fall out with her the next day and block her

What are the chances that I'm going to be getting gay porn sent to my address?

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>>69949719
>Giving your actual address to some online stranger

Wow it's like this shit was planned. What the fuck were you thinking? REAL letters? You think this is some romance type shit or something?

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>>69949856
>>69949856
Well I've known her for more than a year and Skyped/Called and shit.

I didn't like give my address to someone I've barely known for a day, I should have specified that.

>>69949929
Oh, well that sucks, anon. I think you'll be fine. Better send her a gift just to make sure, though.

>>69949929

>known for more than a year
>give address
>fall out
>block

Wew lad was the quarrel that significant for you to block someone you've known for more than a year?

>>69948589
the russian scientist is certainly not me, but this theory is a work of art, it would take 2 great minds to come up with that
>>69948986
really makes you think
>>69948984
talk to the lithuanian guy, he is a certified scientist and watches japanese pornographic cartoons, since you are pretty much from china, you two should get along well.
>>69949929
>blocking some1 that you have known for a long time and have exchanged addresses with
sounds like a plan

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>>69950150
>>69950262
We've been back and forth, from friends to potential lovers etc etc

The same thing happens every month she like rethinks her feelings for me then leaves and I'm fine with it and let her go.

Then she comes back and is all remorseful and "you're the best thing that ever happened to me" bullcrap and I take her back.

This has happened like 10-12 times, I'm sick of being emotionally jerked around, it's old news.

My only regret is not saving her nudes.

>>69950357
>This has happened like 10-12 times
the. fuck. is. wrong. with. you.

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>tfw losing weight for qts on Interpals and language exchange apps

What has my life become?

>>69950941
Looking good anon

What was your weight loss strategy?

>>69950941
At least you're doing a pretty great job leaf

>>69950974
>Looking good anon

That's not me; I still haven't reached my goal. I've mostly been cutting out shit food, no snacking between meals, exercising more (but not consistently) and most mornings I usually just have tea or coffee.

>>69951168
Thanks. Pic isn't me, but I've lost around 11 kg.

>>69951213
>pic isn't me
....

>>69950941
he looks like a cool dude when he´s bear mode, now he just looks like an obnoxious chad

>tfw no qt3.14 mujeres argentinas o uruguaias para calmarme con mi acento favorito

>>69951195
>I usually just have tea or coffee
That's not healthy anon

>>69949856
Do sane ip qts exist?

>>69951795
Black tea or coffee is basically 0 calories and a good hit of caffeine m8

>>69951869
I'm saying you need more than that, you can't just have coffee for breakfast

>>69951860
Nope, that's why they're on the site

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so i got it to work with certifi and what have you, but now i´ve got this problem. I followed everything in the pastebin

running python 2.7.12

Is it because I´ve got a face like a dropped pie and the script automatically filters me out cos I´m fugly?

>>69953239
Why not just use qtcrawler

https://www.interpals.net/Eddo-22
wonder how he ended up in Ukraine lol

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>some dude messaged me
>says something about the languages he know and his intention of flirting with ne
>replied, totally ignoring the flirting part
>he messaged back "so, wanna flirt? :P "


WHAT DO

>>69955031
This is why I never even bother opening messages from dudes because there's often a hidden flirty agenda to them.

>>69955031
flirt back

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>>69955108
I got a message from a 60 year old brit his first message was a long greeting and at the end of his message he said don't worry I'm not gay.

Couple texts later he starts asking me if I could show him more of my muscles and he wants to rate and give me advice on what I should improve

>>69955228
Does not sound gay to me.
>>69955031
Flirt with him, what is wrong with you? Weren't you compaining about having noone to chat with?

>>69955108
I probably wouldn't mind but isn't it too soon and straight forward?

>>69955129
HOW? Also is this how interpals normally work? Wtf

>>69955368
>HOW?
send nudes or ask him to send nudes

>>69955282
Yeah but

>so, are you in?
>ready?

Wtf

>>69955425
Well, are you ready for dem dik piks?????

>>69955425
how old are you

>>69955228
Sounds suspicious if it's just a couple of texts in, what reason would a 60 year old man have to talk with such a younger bloke?

Gotta admit though that beefy Russian qt you posted yesterday looked hot, fucking love muscle girls.

>>69955368
>I probably wouldn't mind but isn't it too soon and straight forward?

Yeah it is, I know you probably just want a male mate to talk to but it's too risky.

>>69955595
she wanted me to continue the convo but I didn't message her anything else
afterwards she visited my profile 3 times lol

>>69955560
20, if I am not mistaken and my hacker skills did not fail me.
>>69955635
why you bully her uebok?

>>69955715
because I am pribalty fachisti

>>69955474
I guess it can be an addition to my collection :^)

>>69955560
I'm 20

>>69955595
So do I just keep on talking to him and ignore the flirting?

>>69955745
you look spanish
what are you doing in the phillipenes

>>69955744
SDOHNI EBANIY FACHIST
just kidding \o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cdKQnztO4

>>69955745
>So do I just keep on talking to him and ignore the flirting?

I would not in your position as he's obviously a flat out batty boy

>>69955635
Would message her myself but she's twice the size of me so I doubt she'd be into snu-snuing me

>>69955785
Didnt you say we can talk?? Or was that a different lithuanian

>>69948635
this me
>>69955899

>>69955947
I dont think I've seen anyone from Lithuania yet lmao

>>69956039
https://www.interpals.net/Lithuayylien
This is me

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>Viewed 42 times today.
>empty inbox

>>69956123
>I am a tall, STRONG, Lithuanian man with many testosterones.

What an intro

>>69956187
Damn, wish I had an intro like that.

>>69956187
really gets em wet if u know what I mean

Is there a way for me to get to the culture pals thread that go back to 2015. Does 4chan have an archive going as far back(though understandably not being updated at all)

>>69956187
You should start playing some kind of sport senpai

>>69956338
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/culture%20pals/

>>69956256
I know what you mean

>>69956243
"Send me a message otherwise your mum will die in her sleep tonight" usually gets replies

>>69956342
Me and my mates do wrestling moves on eachother if that counts

>>69956399
>https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/culture%20pals/

Thanks, not far back enough though. February 2015 is where I need to be

>>69956717
>>69956338
Why

>>69957299
I need to retrieve some pictures from back then

Iranian QT was supposed to be done her exams today and I still haven't heard from her. If I don't hear from her again all this week then I guess she got arrested or executed or something.

Great, that means endlessly sifting through boring bitches I have absolutely nothing in common with again and hoping I find one who's willing to talk to me for more than a day and doesn't have bad English.

14 year old qt just viewed my profile, somehow I'm able to message her despite being 20.. Should I do it? Don't mind waiting 1-2 years for her to be legal 2bh

>>69959315
Pushing it there mate

>>69959766
I reckon I am too, but we'll see where this goes, don't mind abstaining from any sexual stuff if it means I'll have a fresh 16 year old qt ready in just 12-24 months

>>69959315
Reported to MI6 :)

>>69960055
fuck yeah

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>>69908787
Lol

>white people thinking designer clothes and tommy hilfiger wallets are "rich af"

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>>69956338
>>69956399
>>69956717
>>69957299
>>69957832

Found what I needed

Might post more

>>69962261
You should definitely post more

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>>69962261
Could have just asked you slut

>>69962261
Want to share the pictures?

>>69962261
>>69962515
diet_coke?

>>69962515
Same girl?

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>>69962703
>>69962722
yes

>>69962703
>>69962759

Didn't feel like giving her away

>>69962821
2 l8 m8

>>69962821
kek everyone on IP has her nudes/lewds, I could tell it was her by her flat ass

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Welp

The thought that I might have to find a replacement for my Iranian is fucking killing me because now it seems like every other girl completely sucks in comparison. It took me two years from my last QT to find her, I don't want to go through that again.

>>69962261
messaged her
maybe I can get a SUCC

>>69962906
>>69962912

For the sake of these two lads
>>69962523
>>69962464
, post the rest please.

>>69963174
Show us how it goes, kek

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wtf

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>>69963206
alright, I'll post what I have

>>69963254
post the nudes baka you can find shit like this on her profile

>>69963247
I'm glad the fags just look at my profile and don't actually message me.

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>>69963284
her nipples are ugly