Post your country's throne. We'll sometimes talk about

>>69889742
Cool throne but you know that Brazil is a literal third world shithole right.

>>69889785
I really hate what /int/ has become over the two last years.

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>>69889785
Well that was rude.

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>>69889785
>be germany
>have a president instead of a monarch
how embarrassing

>>69889815
So about those 15 million Congolese

>>69889848
dis

>>69889785
Fuck off

>>69889848
>be new zealand

how embarrassing

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>>69889918
Now you've done it. You know how overly sensitive the Americups are. Just leave him alone.

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>>69889851
Breddy good, Leopold "need a hand?" II was the best king.

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>>69889918
I laugh at those people too.

I live in a city where most people keep healthy so I only ever get to see them when I visit my family out in the country, usually on holidays. It's a real treat.

make fun of me now

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>>69890006
A chocolaty treat, perhaps?

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>>69889742
Here is ours, it looks pretty comfy desu.

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>>69890022
>be sweden
>get meme'd on by autists on 4chan
>don't let it get to you because you live in a clean, safe first-world country
can't make this shit up

there was a time

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Literally Dictator Tier:

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>>69889948
I actually like new zealand. I just couldn't resist making the easy obvious joke.

speaking of sensitive, is this also your reply? >>69889985
I knew it had to be an australian filling his computer up with these pics. you guys have fucked abbos, i'm sure youd think blacks are the cream of the chocolate crop.

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>>69889978
>Leopold "need a hand?" II
fucking kek

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>>69889742
Thanks queen Victoria for the desk

>>69889960
nigga had to know it was a bad photo shoot but did it anyways not to offend the natives

it's tough being a prince

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Ajuda Palace Lisbon

>>69889978
m8 don't joke about how shitty your cunt was

t. pull the trigger on the nigger americunt

>>69890099
everyone makes fun of americans though

you'll get used to it

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>>69889742

Kay

>>69890039
the fact that the king's throne is larger triggers me pls be more egalitarian thank you

>>69890142
he never actually shot any brown people though, unlike his brother :^)

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>>69890022
looks dope to me you cuck

>>69890039
How is your Argie queen behaving?

>>69889918
I know we banter about how bad some countries are, and America in particular gets a pretty bad rap, ha ha "SHART," am I right? But I just want to be real for a moment. I just want to be completely honest.

I honestly love Indonesia, its a great and proud country with a vibrant history and great economic, scientific, and artistic achievements for such a small nation. And I love the Australians, they have wonderful culture from North to South, and a gloried history and influence in Asia and the world abroad.

But for some reason, that tiny plot of land below these two proud nations is the shittiest place you could possibly imagine. This area is known to some as "New Zealand", a failed terrorist cesspool which tries to pass itself off as a country, whereas in fact, it is a complete non-country. And its not a non-country in a good way, like Monaco or Vatican City. It's just a degenerate terrorist hive which exports radicalized islamists throughout Asia. It boasts the single most disgusting colonialist history, having abused millions of people in the most inhumane ways, and left their countries, like Australia, in a permanent state of corrupt, unlivable entanglement. It's also the central station for that corrupt, anti-democratic globalist neo-marxist construct that is "ANZAC", the great destroyer of nations and the nation-state. Only fitting that its symbolic capital would be situated a non country, no? Its' biggest employers are its kafkaesque-sounding bureacratic organs, those feigned committees and commissions hosting hives of the worst Asians who are willing to sell out their history and people in exchange for a lease on an entry-level luxury sedan.

>>69890182
I know a Congolese guy who makes the hand joke all the time actually. Then again I live in a country were jew and sandnigger jokes are pretty mainstream

>>69890194
Everyone makes fun of everyone. I got used to that in grade school.

>>69890236
I thought he flew a medivac helicopter tho

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>>69890216
here you go

>>69890312
tell us some belgian jew jokes

>why did hitler kill himself?
>he saw the gas bill

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>oh shit the emperor is coming and he isn't taking his throne with him what the fuck do we do
>calm down just carve up a chair and slap some gild on it he's only here for a few days
And that is why there is a chair in the national museum of funland that has only been used once.

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>>69889785
Fuck you

>>69890345
na m8 that's prince william, hazza isn't in the direct line of succession so they let him serve in afghanistan

same goes for prince andrew, he's charles' brother so he was allowed to shoot argensimians in the falklands war

>>69890386
>Why did Jews take the train to Auschwitz? Becaus it was free

>How do you put ten Jews into a small car?
two on the front, two in the back and the rest in the ashtray

>What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Cooking time

>What's the difference between Santa and a jew?
Santa goes down the chimney while Jews go up

>Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free

>>69890310
daily reminder that the big strong US navy unironically lets itself get cucked out of new zealand ports

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>>69889742
We are a republic so we have no throne, last one is pictured from the second Mexican Empire.

>>69890477
>two on the front, two in the back and the rest in the ashtray
wew lad it's supposed to be six million in the ashtray

>>69890261

It used to be, vid realted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hIjIN3ADwI

H.M The King opening the Riksdag for the first time after his coronation. Good stuff starts at the 30 minute mark.

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>>69890180
ftfy

>>69890869
Did you know that the stereotype of Portuguese construction workers pretty much only works in French speaking areas? Even many Portuguese have no idea what you're alluding to.

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>>69890926
that's the only thing that works in french speaking areas

>>69890462
I meant harry was in afghanistan not william probably because he was in succession

>>69890520
daily reminder poo peeland's fag boat got btfo by a bunch of frogs

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>>69890993
my fucking sides

>>69890477
these are all standard

I am disappoint

>>69891007
>his country only exists because of frogs
I'd kill myself 2bh

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>>69890926
really, i didn't know
welp that is a shame

now if i post this, would they recognize it ? or understand the pun

>>69891044
They're good friends

>>69891038
They're the same pretty much everywhere, but here you can tell them to most people and few would be offended.

>>69891065
I don't think even I am getting it, is it playing on the fact that morue means ugly woman, pretty much like thon? Portuguese people living in Portugal pretty much won't get it, we don't have this kind of tendency to name ugly women after fishes. It's a bad pun either way

>>69891153
what's the worst thing about being a black jew?

you have to sit at the back of the oven

>>69891153
I think it's because the portuguese eat a lot of cod?

>>69891192
nice one, didn't know that

>What the biggest dilemma for a Jew?
Free bacon

>>69891038
well i heard one i never heard before the other day

-why did the nazis never gas the blacks ?

>>69891282
kek

>>69891275
Yeah I got the relationship, but Portuguese people probably wouldn't get the pun and there's nothing funny about it.
And I'm saying it as a faggot who has a picture of himself with a high pressure washer looking like a gun next to the line "Portuguese army was more efficient during colonial times" ffs

A jewish girl was staring at an ashtray
Then Hitler comes in and asks
"Looking for someone in particular?"

>>69891044
Don't EVER be mean to France!

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>>69891418
nice one

>How do you say a thousand dollars in Hebrew
Giveit Tome

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>>69891419
>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home

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>>69891473
STOP. NOW.

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>>69891677
>be french
>go outside
>get blown up
>go to work
>get blown up
>go to school
>get blown up
>go to the movies
>get blown up
>declare war on germany
>surrender
>go to nice
>get run over by a truck

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>Be French
>Get shot

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>>69891731
FROGPOSTERS OUT

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>>69891848
you're the frogposter pierre you disgusting garlic-munching subhuman

>>69891902
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>>69891044
wew what is your problem and what is this obsession with france
it's not even the first time i see you, you really hate us

why ?? explain yourself

>>69891902
writing profane shit on national flags should be outlawed and punished with community work

>>69891940
the french are unironically not people

>>69891944
>BTFOing fr*gs
>not god's work

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All I wanted was to see some fancy chairs . . .

>>69891959
>writing hate speech on God's cross
>'''''God's work'''''
stop fooling yourself m8

>>69891959
did french people bully you at school ? your gf went with a french man ?

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>>69892031
your mother went with a french man maybe ?

>>69892059
honhonhon, you want STD? honhonhon je mange trop de garlic honhonhon

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>>69892161
hon hon hon, do you want my big baguette ?

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>>69892318
I'M READY!!!!

>>69892418
wew that's a bit gay

>>69892466
just like all french "men"

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>>69892466
Nothing gay about a manly man doing flexible cardio exercise.

>>69892510
i'm sure if i went to your """country""" i would immediately be swimming in pussy t b h

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>>69892543
I'll meet u at the airport and kick you're ass

>>69892543
I knew French were manlets but wow.

>>69890039
BLACK'D

>>69892813
Literally looks dead inside

>>69890039
american tier chairs desu

seriously, who has a butt that big?

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>>69889848
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>>69889742
We have a lot of thrones, but i like this one a lot