>Be dirty shitskin >Go to McDonalds because I don't

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>Be dirty shitskin
>Go to McDonalds because I don't feel like making dinner
>As I park my car I notice the person in the car next to me is wearing a MAGA hat and has a MAGA bumper sticker
>He's white, obviously
>He's also wearing an employee's uniform, and quickly switches over to his regular employee hat
>As I enter the restaurant I see he's mopping the floor
>I get a sinister idea
>I go past him, place my order, and take a seat
>He's mopping the aisle between the seats
>My order is called
>As he finishes mopping he goes to the restroom, probably to wash his hands
>Now's my chance
>As I get my food and begin walking back to my seat, I "accidentally" slip and fall, and pretend to hurt my back
>I manage to get up and go to the counter and demand to see a manager
>She asks me what the problem is
>I explain to her how I slipped and fell on the slippery floor and how there was no wet floor sign
>I tell her how my back is probably broken, and I'm going to sue the restaurant for negligence
>She goes white as a ghost and starts apologizing like her life depended on it (It probably did)
>I tell her I might not sue if she fires whoever was responsible
>She keeps apologizing and asks if I knew who was mopping the floor
>I tell her it was the white guy, who has just now left the restroom
>She immediately goes over to him and chews him out
>Can see he's about to break down crying, he can't be older than 18 so this is probably his first job
>In the middle of all the commotion I take my food to go
>Go back to the same McDonald's a week later
>He's no longer working there and the cashier explains how they fired him
>Eat my burger in victory