What is your opinions on the european latin countries? Portugal

>Portugal :
Quiet
>Spain :
Mess
>France :
Best latin country
>Italy :
Cute
>Romania
Give me my copper

>Portugal : samba
>Spain : tacos
>France : maple syrup
>Italy : an old ally
>Romania : chad

Portugal: did not stole Italian clay. But has too many islands I am jelly of. Hate.

Spain: stole Italian clay. GIB BACK A PIECE OF EL SUD AMERICA AT LEAST YOU GREEDY SHITLORDS

France: clay stealers. Imperialist scums. Fucking superiority complex. Independent motherfuckers with a branch of the army made up of foreigners. I am so jelly of France I wish they'd die in a nuclear fire
Everything I wish Italy was.

Italy: duck this colony less country. Life is not worth living if your country has no country in Africa or Asia that doesn't speak your own language.

Romania: zingaro land? Worthless. I feel pity for them.

>>69874003
>Portugal
Is that a state of spain?
>Spain
Lazy cunts are alright
>France
I love baguettes
I really dont give a fuck about the others

>>69874877
>EL SUD AMERICA
Our discovery,our conquest and our land. Italian states as a whole were our puppets so lots of Italians were allowed during the colonial period. You should be thankful

>>69875129
>our

Yeah no. You should've given a little clay to Genoa or Venice or dunno the pope. Would be dank to have some colonials to mock as you do.

>>69875206
>You should've given a little clay to Genoa or Venice or dunno the pope
Why? Either way Italians were considered criollos in the colonies and were welcomed to come

>>69875129
>Italian states as a whole were our puppets

RREEEEEEEEEEEE

DON'T TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN

>>69875261
The language, son. The language.

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>>69874512
>>France : maple syrup
what did he mean by this ?

>>69875379
Quebec maybe

>>69875287
>Naples and Sicily
Directly ours
>Genova
Puppet state of Castille since the XIII century
>The papal states
Our bitches. The counter reformation was a purely Spanish thing.
>Lombardy
Directly control by the Catholic monarchy
>Venice
Relied on our fleet for trade
>Savoy
Puppet state rulled by an Habsburg offshot
>The rest
Powerless puppets that were surrounded by Spainish influence.
It is a fact buddy

Portugal : Good at football
Spain : Good at football
France : Good at football
Italy : Good at football
Romania : Bad at football

>>69875349
>The language, son.
Italian didn't exist back then. Savoy tied to stablish a colony in French Guayana I think

>>69875528
NO I AM FRENCH YOU PAELLA EATER LIAR

FRENCH MADE ITALY FRENCH WRECKED ITALY

WRENCH I SAY YOU HEARD ME? YOU ARE LYING SAVOY PIEDMONT FRENCH GENOA FRENCH VENICE INDEPENTEND AND STRONK POPE FRENCH YOU ONLY BRED TERRONI VIVE LA FRANCE! VIVE L'HEXAGON

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>>69875679
Give this man a french citizenship

>>69875679
>FRENCH MADE ITALY FRENCH WRECKED ITALY
Kek. France had no influence in Italy after the Italian wars JAJAJA

>>69874003
>Portugal :
Too much in France
>Spain :
I like Real Madrid
>France :
Not latin
>Italy :
Very good food
>Romania :
Don't know

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>>69875816

>France
>not latin

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>Romania
>Latin

>>69875816
>I like Real Madrid
>Benzema
>Zidane
Spotted the Algerian

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So basically France is the Finland of the european latin countries?

>>69874003
>Portugal:
Cute sailors
>Spain:
Lazy and loud best friends
>France:
Cool history, I like them a lot but generally won't admit it because they are our rivals
>Italy:
Best Latin country
>Romania:
Nuke

>>69874512
Romania is and old ally too

>>69874003
>Portugal
It's near Spain.
>Spain
Romanian colony.
>France
Good people, 1920 best year.
>Italy
Romanian colony.
>Romania
Land of true romans.

>>69876142
It's a shame people usually think Spain and Italy are very close when in fact France and Italy are closer.

French people are italians in a bad mood etc

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>>69876110
dont say that

>>69876205
that's it I wish the french be more laidback like the italians

>>69876205
But we are actually closer both historically and culturally. French culture is way more germanic and celtic than latin

>>69876351
>French culture is way more germanic and celtic than latin
Maybe in northern France, definitly not in the south.

>>69874003
Portugal:
>Pre-Brazil
Spain:
>Nice accents
>bull runs and tomato thing
France:
>historical and sexy
Italy:
>muh heritage
Romania:
>vampires

>>69876451
>definitly not in the south.
Most of France is central and northern France though. Obviously the mediterranean part of France is way more latin

>>69876563
>Most of France is central and northern France though
Well actually not so much, the population in France is spread everywhere, there's hardly any territory that is empty, therefore the south is as important as the north.

So of course in the northern half you have Paris that makes almost 1/5th of the population, but the south is also well alive and populated, you have big cities there too (Marseille, Lyon, Bordeaux, Toulouse...), which have a distinct culture compared to cities from the north.

Sea gypsies
Lazy gypsies
Nigger gypsies
TERRONE
Turbo Gypsies

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>>69876351
>Italy
>not the most Germanic Latin country

>Portugal
Dumb people.

>Spain
Love a little fight.

>France
Cucked.

>Italy
Gay.

>Romania
Oil.

>>69876840
t.Hearts of Iron pro

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>>69876761

>implying being germanic is a good thing

>>69874003
>Portugal
Half breeds
>Spain
Tourists
>France
JUST
>Italy
Lovely place
>Romania
Owns me 4 copper pipes

Portugal : they swimmed seas and shit
Spain : they had empire and shit
France : would have been better world-rulers than Anglos but chose constant revolutions and strikes instead
Italy : they had culture and shit
Romania : don't know anything about it except anons here always whine about some gold

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>>69875089

DELETE THIS WE'RE NOT PART OF SPAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>69875816
>>Portugal :
>Too much in France
You'll take it, and you'll like it.

>>69875864
Yes, we're not latin.

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I only care for my country and iberian brothers, others are germanic slavic celtic and roman scum

>>69874003
>Portugal :
Best friend as long as it stays away from Rhodesia
>Spain :
Smelly and ungrateful
>France :
Smelly and ungrateful
>Italy :
Nice pasta
>Romania :
Just smelly

>Portugal
Spaniards
>Spain
Moors
>France
Cunts
>Italy
Faggots
>Romania
Gypsies

>Spaniards and Frogs
Terrible posters, can't take a joke.
>Tugas and Italians
Cool chaps, comfy to be in the same thread with
>Romania
...

>portugal
ancient nubians
>spain
lazy bankrupt gypsies
>france
arab smelly gypsies
>italy
lazy terroni mafia gypsy
>romania
the original indians

>>69874003
>Portugal :
portuwhat?
>Spain :
our bros
>France :
too many niggers
>Romania :
subhuman pieces of shit

I need to do a fart

>>69882720
what do people mean here by frogs ? french ?

>>69874512
>Spain : tacos

Tacos are ours, baka.

>>69874877
but we ARE superior

>>69874003
>Portugal :
best friend
>Spain :
none
>France :
shit
>Italy :
top tier
>Romania
cancer

>>69874003
>Portugal
Pretty women, my grandma comes from there. Shame I didn't get her eyes
>Spain
A shithole
>France
Muslim
>Italy
Tanos
>Romania
Nice weddings. Stop stealing our shit

>Portugal : a best, most underrated cunt in the world
>Spain : l i t e r a l l y bro tier
>France : smug arabs
>Italy : heh
>Romania : gib back wallet

>>69876212
Why?

Why does Finlan' hate us? ;_;

>>69888185
they are just conforming to the rest of the world, no biggie

>>69876205
We're angry Italians and happy Germans.

>>69888237
What!?

>>69886792
> ?
What did France mean by this.

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>>69888371

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>>69888518
YOU WANT TO BE DEAD

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France has cool art