>the nips have a language that works with syllables, not letters

Beruseruku

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shamefur dispray.
I fucking hate my language!

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>Argentina
>Aruzenchin

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>Brazil
>Bacirul

>Kazakhstan
>Kazakhstan

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>Finland
>Finrando

>France
>Furansu

>Ireland
>Airurando

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>suueeden

>>69864395
Aruze chin chin. (I have a penis)

>>69864609
wat

>>69864828
Never mind. It's a childish joke.

>chile
>chiri

>mexico
>MEKISHIKO

>>69864828
unfortunately, you are a bit meme cunt in jap language.

>>69864954
俺はおちんちんが大好きなんだよ

>>69865027
大変結構です。

>>69864992
chiri-moya

>Oosutoraria

>oosutoraria

>>69865174
>>69865150
Fuck I don't even know which one is these was me now

meme language

>>69865150
>>69865174
2 seconds mate

>>69865012
don't worry, so are you in ours

>lápiz japonés

>>69865312
ahahahaha
>Yamimoto no Anda
>Tesobo la Panzita
>Akita su Kakita
seeh, buenísimo

Yunaiteddo Suteitsu Obu Amerika

>>69863616
How are the japs so retarded? That's a franchise that originated in Japan, they have no excuse.

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>>69865457
>Portugal
>Potugairu

The weirdest thing about Japanese language is their equivalent to "uhhh" when you don't know what to say has two syllables. So instead of just making a noise, they're saying a word that means nothing.

>>69865457
they thought 音波的の針鼠 wouldn't be so catchy with foreign customers and they were actually right

>>69865580
>Burajiru

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>The Netherlands
>orranda
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69865632
but why not give it a proper japanese name for japan only, and "sonic the hedgehog" for the rest of the world?

>female naked chef goes viral

>>69865582
ETOOOOOOOO

>>69865697
I audibly kek'd

>>69865582
Let's see here... well, you know, I think that's like not that weird.

>>69865732
dunno
you really made my head processors whirr

>>69864575
The vowels at the end are silent though so it just sounds like the words but in a weird accent

>>69865373
> Nikito Nipongo
> Toito Kagao
> Michichi Meyora
> premature ejaculation = Yata
> I'm not satisfied = Komokeyata

We can do this all day.

>>69865632
>sonic phonogram
Wat

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うんうんでりゅ
>>doing a poo

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>>69864114
Don't cry, Japan

>Amerika

haha

It has the benefit of not sounding shite when singing though. There aren't any guttural sounds and almost every word ends with a vowel.

>>69866747
Anon stop, i can only laugh so much
>kitakakita = toilet paper

>>69865697
In Finnish we are called "Alankomaat".
Isn't really anything that's going to surpass that.

>>69871641
Alankomaat literally means Low Countries.
Would you like like to be called Hollanti instead?

>>69865027
have you appreciated my sacrifices lord chinchin?

>Japanese can't decide the name of their country so it has two names, Nippon and Nihon

Jesus christ I'm glad we're not that stupid in the United States. I'm glad I live in America

>>69865012
does polando sound nice in japanese?

>>69865582
>gureeto buriten
>>69875368
not bad

>>69872492
Taken literally alankomaat is "plain countries" but who cares.

Porando or Porandu?

>>69876334
Porando desu

>>69872681
>have you appreciated my sacrifices lord chinchin?
You have to be 18 years old or above to post on 4chan, favela monkey.

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Why does Japanese still exist?