>>69862022
A Polish general designed West Point. That's an achievement.

Also pierogi are pretty dope.

>>69862022
http://steamcommunity.com/stats/292030/achievements

Witcher 3 has 78 achievements.

>>69862022
nah, they also won the volleyball world cup a few years ago

>>69862022
they also trigger brits, that's a good achievement

>>69862022
>kept commies out of europe
Poland is based

>>69862022
No. We also created pierogi, vodka and kiełbasa. We also pioneered toilet cleaning technology.

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I really wish a giant meteorite would slam into austrlia and kill all life there,

just imagine how many collective assholes would disappear from the world in one swift smite.

please Allah, make it happen!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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no

>>69862426
i thought vodka was russian

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poland
yes

They better the American revolution which means they are forever freedom friends. That's why America pushed for a free polish state in during ww2

>>69863020
so tolerant and progressive...

>>69863080
*ww1

>>69862905
wódka first appeared in Poland, later in Russia

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>>69863020
If the next possible Witcher game doesn't have an option for a homosexual romance - then it sure is BOYCOTT

>>69863119
oh wow, i didnt know that

>>69863172
luckly, there wont be another witcher game

>>69863020
Oh come on,
it's the XIIIth century

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>>69863080
you arent even a real country, komrade

just as much as the soviet union wasnt a real country.


yous can barely manage the zoo yous got going over there on that continent.

just imagine what would happen if we flood the USA with all sorts of russian mongols and khazars and tatars.

>>69863193
Like most people

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the Poland's one and only achievement was to convince people that such country deserves existence

good thing we're a colony puppeteered by America otherwise this shithole would just collapse and implode

>>69863209
this

>>69863365
fuck this

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>>69863365
talk about of your asshole, stupid fucktard

hey would you like to know what I did with my USA passport and papers?

sold them to some middle eastern terrorist organization.

I may have helped killing american cocksuckers...and Im perfectly fine with that.

and they cannot do jack shit to me. :)

>>69863487
you need to go back, Ivan

>>69863513
cannot do not a single jack shit to me. :D

>>69862163
i have 48 xd
i have depression when someone reminds me of witcher cus i spent 2 months playing it 8-16h daily with no sleeping sometimes etc and that game was sense of my life for that 2 months

>>69863651
na karachan won

>>69863487
That picture's horrible

>>69862424
We wuz christ of nations
https://youtu.be/Lfvv52Q6TvA

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>>69862022

Their black metal scene is alright

>>69862905
No, they only made it bad reputation

>>69863020
>It's the current century!
xD

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>>69862022
no, this is too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tormentum

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>>69864720

only australia achivement is guy from discovery series who was killed by a fucking fish

Witcher 1 is unironically one of the best RPGs ever made tbqh

all evidence points to polish being the master race

>>69862022
Is this good? There hasn't been any games that would interest me in quite a while so I have figured maybe I should get into the witcher games.

>>69876777
idk i haven't played in witcher 1 and 2, but i have played in witcher 3 and it's fucking masterpiece tbqh, want to cry when i realize i won't play it again without knowing plot

>>69862022
John Sobieski

>>69877552
disgusting bandwagoners
i bet the only reason you played it is because of /v/ memes

Meanwhile australia has 0 games developed there

>>69862022
it's a good game though

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>>69876777
it's very polished game

10/10

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>>69862022
not true

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>>69863651
bitch please, i spent the last year playing all witcher games and reading the books for 4-14h EVERY day

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>>69862163
>>69863651
>>69880695

>Steam pleb
t. GOG master race here

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>>69862022
Well, worth it, this game is masterpiece.

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>>69862022

>>69880679
>polish lad grows up in the US
>looks american as fuck
What the fuck do you feed them, ameriburgers respond immediately

>>69881103
near-perfect body desu

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>>69862509
woah woah woah, hold your kurwa's

>>69862022
maybe, but still - there's not a single Austrian achievement that I know of

>>69863020
oh YES

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>>69876777
its bretty good

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>>69884652
Witcher was great, but Bloodborne was unironically 10/10 for me.

>>69862022

don't you fucking touch poland you fuckboy

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>>69862022
technically a witcher too

>>69863020
YES!

>>69864720
>Australia
>Calling a funny picture horrible
Fucking ridiculous, I thought Australians we're suppose to be better then that.

>>69884822
wtf i love poland now

>>69876777
I tried playing the first game. I got bored in the intro area after a few hours. Games should be interesting/fun instantly.

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>>69881207

>>69873827
The combat for all games is ass. And that's 90% of the game.

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>tfw triss and yen is the closest I've even come to experiencing a relationship with a female and got too emotionally invested to ever stop replaying
>mfw first finished the game and this started playing as you stood there all alone feeling like you just got left behind by your only friends in the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJbIIC6FSPs

Witcher 1 had soul, then they sold out

>>69887306
git gud, it's like the barkham series system except actually fun

>>69885178
kek

>>69862022
Let it go, genghis. Those days are gone.
Leaf has taken your throne and you are in no position to retake it, such feeble attempts inspire more pity than anything else.

>>69887306
Wrong, wrong, wrong. I can understand people bitching about witcher 1 since the gameplay was something different that normies wouldn't appreciate but 2 and 3 have very solid fighting mechanics.

>>69862022
They rekt the pinkos in the '20s though, dude. What's wrong with you, don't you know any hist- oh wait, you're Australian, never mind.

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>>69862022
>Australian achievement

>>69887404
you're me, i can't listen to witcher soundtracks anymore, and triss and yen were a very few women i don't hate (even though they don't exist, but fuck that)

>>69862022
>>69891462
Tbh I can't think of a single Australian achievement aside from a hat with shit hanging from it to scare flies away.

>>69862905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR_37f6hHTE
Vice is cancer when they get political, but this is a pretty decent documentary

>>69862022
This one game eclipses whatever trash the Australian game industry has produced.

They also produced Sienkiewicz, Gombrowicz, Lem, the Narrenturm books by Sapkowski, pretty much cracked Enigma, stopped two significant invasions into Europe in their tracks (technically it was mostly the Cossacks' achievement the second time around, but Ukrainian cultural identification didn't exist then and they were citizens of Rzecz Pospolita), have a seriously underrated cinema, and most importantly made Call of Juarez.

Regards, kinda dislike Poles

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give cyberpunk 2077 already you pierogi eating fucks

>>69892040
What a suspiciously civil post.
>Lem
I'm surprised you don't consider him a Ukrainian, he was from Lviv after all :^)

>>69862022
That's a damn big achievement. You are looking at the best game series of all time.

Well, before the war Ukraine made STALKERs and Cossacks (I don't remember if Metro was made in Ukr. or in Rus.), Czechs made Mafia and Arma, Russkies make interesting niche strategies/RPGs like that remake of Fantasy General, remake of King's Bounty, last year Serbs published one very good Fallout-like RPG - Underrail etc. etc. Generally speaking all Slavic countries have some good developers.

>>69892292
Don't be a dick.

>>69870633
No register plates!?!

>>69892478
Lmao who gives a shit

>>69892292
And Mickiewicz was from Belarus. What is it that makes Poles with half a brain prefer to get the hell out of their country?

>>69887190
You have to be over 18 for this site, kiddo.

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how can other daughterfus even compete?

>>69892478
Where do you think we are, you massive cockmongler?
>What is it that makes Poles with half a brain prefer to get the hell out of their country?
I could ask you the very same question

hey bolan
cyberpunk 2077 when

>>69892457
Dobry artysta to biedny artysta
>>69892108
>>69892682
when you develop a personal responsibility :^)

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>>69892567
Other poles, they're the thickest most depressed sons of bitches in this part of the world.

They will drag you down and keep you there for thinking diffrently.

Fuck poles.

>>69892590
pls no bully. I just didn't enjoy the gameplay and the story didn't move fast enough to make it worthwhile to play through it.

>>69892040
>technically it was mostly the Cossacks' achievement the second time around
What do you mean specifically?

>>69893084
Khotyn battle.

>>69892884
There is no reason why anyone should force himself to play something he doesn't enjoy, for example Torment is seen as one of the best RPG-s, but I simply don't like it, I mean - supposedly it has a great story, but a game is not a book. Games need good mechanics and gameplay, not blocks of text.

>>69893268
T-thanks polefriend. I had the same experience with Planescape

>>69893165
I thought that you mean this battle - that's why I asked because Sahajdaczny's Cossacks participated in the first battle of Khotyn, not the second one and you wrote "the second time around".

>>69893409
I meant the Mongolian invasion and the Ottoman one back in my first post, not the two Ottoman ones.

>>69893522
Aha, ok

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WTF this thread was supposed to be Poland hate not love them. Fuck you all.

>>69893713
Oi damo
give us your thread

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>>69893713
poland are too lovable

>>69892870
fuck off we're full
get back to 'straya, cunt

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>>69893713
>>69893742
How times change.