/brit/

cara

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kay-on

Spent like £12 on crisps from Singapore in the Asian shop today lads

foreigners, do we need 'em?

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>>69833683
Dirty Janny

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>>69833746
Enjoyable post

>rorke will unironically defend replying to hour old posts 30 mins after everyone else has vacated the thread
shameful

bored

someone give me something to program

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jo'burg

imagine being such a fucking cringe little twat that you actually wanted to go to school

lanarkshire mentioned

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Great edition

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>tea

>>69833683
Why do some Yorkshire tea boxes have Yorkshire Tree on them instead?

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>>69833774

A girl held eye contact and smiled at me a lot today.

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i was in stockport
zoomed up the m6 like a concord

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>>69833774
All my threads ahmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
choon

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>>69833810

Fucking howling at my mate. He's been messaging some MILF on Tinder after his mum told him to get on it. He asked for a full face pic (He assured me she had a good enough body that the face didn't matter).

He's been sexting his mum.

>>69833799
>>69833807
asdfg

>>69833584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnL4rUKTAzQ [Embed]

KES MENTIONED

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>>69833765
Dirty Janny: You know, you're crazy if you think you've heard the last of this guy. He's gonna post again.

Hiro: How do you know?

Dirty Janny: 'Cause he likes it.

>>69833781
I remember being told that when I got to year 11 I'd want to go to school every day so I didn't miss something important

then I got to year 11 and skipped half the year and bunked most the rest and got C's anyway

and then it didn't even matter anyway

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>>69833770

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>imagine being such a fucking cringe little twat that you actually wanted to go to school

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>>69833834

>>69833844
Haha that is absolutely classic Deano!

>>69833810
were you in specsavers

>>69833704

falklands

:^)

>>69833844
I believe this story is fabricated

>>69833845
whats your recipe?

>>69833844
How nice of his mum to help his self-esteem like that

*enters thread*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5yXCDw427w

me need a dutty gullyside wine-pon-me-cocki-gf who can cook mi some Ackee and Saltfish, maybe som yam pon de side yuh get me

>>69833844
mewling

called the united kingdom as an ally in victoria 2, they did nothing but then agreed a peace deal when I could have liberated more provinces from the ottomans

>>69833850
my dad showed me this film when I was a kid, he said it was his favourite film
i never watched a film with him before because he never bothered with me much, it felt good to bond with him
makes me feel sad now

might make a brew.
the gf is still ill btw.

>Farage just said "goy" on national radio

HOWLING

>>69833888
No. My opticians don't smile at me.

>>69833844
ye I'm sure he couldn't wait to tell you that completely true story

Just so you know, I am idly playing with my semi-hard willy as I read through this thread

Posts:

0-40 - Worthless gimmicks and people trying to start gimmicks. Avoid posting during this period

41-200 - Tone of the thread is established, banter flows freely. Recommended.

201-260 - Mostly replies to older posts

261-300 - Shit

300+ - Thread slows down. People wait to post their shit gimmicks in the new thread and the cycle repeats

>>69833925
Perfidious, you say?

>>69833683
Me at the back.

>>69833886
youll get banned for this. janny already did me in a few days ago

>>69833895
how will argentina even recover now?

>>69833925
*doesn't look up from the FT*
mmm, well the met report said the snow would move west during the week

>>69833959
Did he name the Jew?

listening to giles peterson

>>69833859
I got excluded for smoking weed twice and i still got mostly As and Bs with a few A* grades in German and History

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How to make friends /brit/?

>>69833970
*reads post*
*checks post-count*
hmm yes impressive

>>69833979
oh dear

>>69833898
Not impossible, is it mate?

>>69833905
It's funny because she did the same to his brother and he is now going out with a woman over twice his age and she was screaming at him saying "What's wrong with a nice girl your own age". She means well, but nothing seems to work out for her.

drinking cider

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>hit with a brainwave for a new gimmick for the lads on /brit/
>spend hours with focus groups perfecting it
>post it
>no replies

>>69834036
i forgot

>>69833976
unfortunately so, bulgaria will have to wait longer

>>69834036
Just go outside and talk to people.

Re: post number 69834079
Good, it's what you deserve.

>>69834034
doesn't make sense to deny a student education because they smoked weed desu. Someone in my year got excluded because he got caught once. He hardly showed up but to deny him the option of trying is daft

>>69834079
back to the drawing board

as a PhD in gimmickery I can tell you it requires dedication

>>69834084
what country are you playing as senpai?

>>69833781
we never did any work at my school despite being in top set for everything

>Looking for a partner in crime I love to laugh and have fun i love travelling and hiking i like netflix and all kinds of music full time mummy

Kill me.

>>69834137
i remember when the school called the police on us because some little prick smoked some of our weed and felt sick and went to the medical office and grassed us all up. we were all like 15 though and police aren't allowed to strip search kids so we just hid it all in our underwear it was hilarious

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>>69833704
good post

>>69833777
bad post

If you commit a crime in the centre of four corners, which state laws do you fall under?

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>we never did any work at my school despite being in top set for everything

wait this isn't giles peterson

its norman jay

*surreptitiously hovers over close tab*

>>69833899
Beef mince or diced
Onions
Red Pepper
Red or green chilli
Mushrooms
Beef Stock
Red wine
Bit of dark chocolate
3 beans (preferably adzuki/borlotti/chickpeas, but it varies, sometimes more haha)
2-3 tins of chopped tomatoes
tomatoe paste
cumin/smoked paprika/chilli powder/salt/pepper

cook for 2-3 hours, don't want it watery.

>>69833777
(((burg)))

>weird gay lad is obsessed with me
What do

Admin: [introducing Janny to Hiro] Mr. Hiro, the Janny

Hiro: All right. Let's have it.

Dirty Janny: Have what?

Hiro: Your report. What have you been doing?

Dirty Janny: Well, for the past three-quarters of an hour, I've been sitting on my ass eating tendies.

>>69833781
school was bants central you little fanny

>>69834254
crimes are technically recognised at the point of intent, so whichever state you thought it up I guess

>>69834309
>I'm flattered, but I'm not gay, sorry.

And move on with your life.

>>69834254
The fact it's a multi-state crime means you will now be prosecuted on a federal level (I think)

>>69834309
walk right up to him, suck his willy and swallow his cum and firmly assert your hetreosexuality

Starting work on Monday lads.

Not sure what I'm going to do with significantly less time for wanking and shitposting.

>>69834312
>tendies

FOY

they're goujons

>>69834309
If you're 100% sure he's in to you, like more than 100% certain, tell him that you think he's a good lad and everything but you're not gay

>>69834309
Why don't you give him a freebie? Like making out at least.
I gave a girl that when I was drunk and poked around a bit with the willy. Why doesn't this happen to me lol, I did it out the goodness of my heart.

>>69834370
ever since i got a job my life has become a lot more sordid since i now have far more spare cash for drugs and prostitutes

*opens up the rolling machine*
and here's one i made earlier!

LMAOing at the message I just received.

"You seem really cool. Have you got any mates like you but not ugly?"

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>>69834436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEmqJBcQ2lg

just move very slowly to the beat !

Hospitals are fucked lads

Government need to cough up some more money and build new hospitals

fuck sakes.

decided against going to the shop because i can't be arsed

>>69834417
I don't spend money so I'm alright there.

>>69834484
She looks like Limmy, which makes it funnier.

>>69834505
>tfw no middle class half jap music gf

>>69834508
get the shop to come to you

>>69834505
i rather enjoyed her album

>>69834545
post her senpai

why are you talking to such a butters rude girl?

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>Gubmint is making ISPs send threatening letters to suspected pirates

might go to easter island via santiago and mexico

Admin: [introducing Janny to Hiro] Mr. Hiro, the Janny

Hiro: All right. Let's have it.

Dirty Janny: Have what?

Hiro: Your report. What have you been doing?

Dirty Janny: Well, for the past three-quarters of an hour, I've been sitting on my arse banning mild posts that trigger me and veiling it as "off topic discussion"

Hiro: *squints* ばかやろう!

>>69834599
LMAO
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
THEY HAVE NO POWER OVER ME

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>it's snowing in parts of england

my parents have no friends

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TENDIES

>>69834599
why is our government so retarded.

none of those mass public copyright lawsuits have been successful in the past. just a waste of time and money

>>69834599
it's just emails lol, who even uses the email the ISP provides

Am I really going to have a kid so I can get a gf?

I filtered the girls that want kids. 20 results. Most don't want them because they already have them.

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>>69834599

>>69834036
v cute dog

Dirty Janny: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he submit six ban requests or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is an i7 processor, the most powerful consumer CPU in the world and would blow your heatsink clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Need a new wallet lads

What kind should man get in 2017?

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He said: 'Nah, duck sauce, soy sauce'
'And this ain't no burger king so you don't get no toy boss'

>>69834507
>Let's just throw money at the problem! That always fixes it!

Really find girls to be very pretty and enjoyable to be around.

>>69834507
They should tax the bankers and the bonuses to 90%

>>69834642
thanks for using my pepe. rarely see it being used.

it means a lot for me, pls don't stop using it because it was made by a "bloody frog"

absolute tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41GsS3jldOI

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>>69834640
>Government monitors all online activity to protect against "terrorism" and keep kiddies safe from porn
>Gradually allows ISPs and copyright holders more rights to impact the lives of citizens
>eventually allows full retroactive lawsuits for copyright violation, since it was technically "illegal" the whole time.

>>69834751
parents got me a fossil one for my birthday
pretty decent

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>when a bird at work takes her handbag to the toilet and you know shes on the rag and will be pulling out a manky bloody tampon, shoving a new one in, and then returning to her seat hoping she doesn't get a heavy flow, pretending like nothing happened

>>69834771
I find the first part true, but not the second.

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Got a haircut lads

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Hiroyuki : anime

>>69834760
>posting Viktor Vaughn's words with an image of MF DOOM
Are you fucking stupid?

Business Idea: Take money from the NHS and give it to the Bankers and Footballers

>>69834800
That or she's doing her make up

>>69834792
saved
will get used in the future

Business idea : dismantle the NHS and give all the money to the fatcats

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>>69834599
Bloody hell. I've been compromised

>>69834800
i would drink period blood

>>69834730
entertaining gimmick

make the povvos pay 45% income tax for a year and then they'd stop moaning

A new law that prevents children from accessing pornographic websites breaches the human rights of adults who use them, according to a senior United Nations official.

After a campaign by the Daily Mail, Culture Secretary Karen Bradley is to force porn sites to carry out age checks so only adults can see explicit material, or face fines of up to £250,000.

But the plans have been condemned by David Kaye, the UN’s special rapporteur on the promotion and protection of the right to freedom of opinion and expression.

A professor of law at the University of California, he said the measure ‘unduly interferes with rights of freedom of expression and privacy’.

>>69834763
what would you propose?

Spending on the NHS as a % of GDP has fallen for the last five years and we spend below the OECD average per capita.

When the issue is literally bed space, no amount of 'efficiency' drives will make a dent.

Business Idea: Tax all NHS workers at 95%

Business idea: Recriminalise adultery and abortion

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who else
SNOW
N
O
W
here?

>>69834881
I didn't create it, I'm piggybacking

>>69834856

that's called a morning brew in Middlesbrough

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>>69834792
I had no idea, you're welcome

Got to walk to work at 10pm in a fucking blizzard, lads.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Hiro: Janny... I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the /brit/ district. You understand? That's my policy.
Dirty Janny: Yeah, well, when an adult male is posting a female with intent to commit NSFW material, I submit a ban request for the bastard - that's my policy.
Hiro: Intent? How'd you establish that?
Dirty Janny: When a naked Yank is posting photos of his spread arsehole and others are posting photos of a woman with a tampon string hanging out her fanny, I figure they aren't at work like me.
[leaves]
Hiro: I think he's got a point.

HMRC still hasn't given me my fucking money

>>69834920
nonetheless

business idea: abolish all laws

A new law that prevents children from being raped by Pakis breaches the human rights of adults who use them, according to a senior United Nations official.

>>69834902
For starters, we can make sure we can make sure that the big cheeses aren't pocketing it
http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/health/obscene-300-000-deal-for-nhs-boss-1-3772763

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37221250

Then we can give the NHS more money

who wants to have a """sword""" fight with me?

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Alright lads I'm immigrating to Britain on an ancestry visa

Where is the best place in Britain to immigrate?

>I like
The ocean
Mountains
Working class girls
Guns
Cultural sites
The land of my forbears

>Do not fancy
Pakis
Dancing clubs
Fat people


I'm a tradesman so bonus points if it's somewhere that's building lots of stuff so I can get a job

>>69834971
thank you hun x

>>69834902
Public should stop wasting their time then. The only problem the NHS has is the people it serves.

4chan has such a fake conservative user base

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That Christopher Steele bloke who wrote the dossier about Trump is listed on a MI6 agent list that was published online 17 years ago lel

https://cryptome.org/mi6-list-276.htm

>>69834812
what happened?

Why is this one autist trying to push the Dirty Janny meme despite everyone ignoring him?

just watched that tomboy-looking tampon string chick shove an icecube in her fanny

it was totally wicked, dudes
C3ECA3E

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>>69834950
>>69834834

thanks

>>69835005
runts like you love to be outraged at trivial stuff like this. that isn't even that inordinate a salary for his role.

>>69835020
Never have I seen an edgier post.

>>69835017
Hull.

Culture capital of the UK.

>>69834794
Much prefer the modern coon choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o

>>69835017
FOY

>>69834965
quite enjoying this gimmick

>>69834969
got my cheque today

just over a hundred pounds, I'm fucking rich nigga

>>69835036
fascinating

can't deal with the finality of death

>>69835012
*Pulls out a nordic shortsword*
*Cleaves your penis in twain

>>69835017
SCOTLAND

>>69835058
i made it for ME, not you, or anyone else in this damn thread

>>69835038
Barber: what kind of cut you want senpai
Me: just fuck my shit up
Barber: say no more

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>>69834998

>>69834901
>he said the measure ‘unduly interferes with rights of freedom of expression and privacy’
clearly he knows nothing of british culture

>>69835073
When's the last time you went to A&E or the GP? Absolutely rammed with people who have no need to be there.

Been away for a while.

Any good bollockposting in the last couple of months?

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>>69835109
i'm due nearly 2 grand

Who do we trust?

Why, no-one of course.

That's right. Not your friends. Not your family. Not even yourself.

Especially not yourself.

>>69835066
He's gonna get a bladder infection

can't wait for the finality of death

>>69835110
lad I'm absolutely gripped to this

>>69835134
yeah, should stick a £15 surcharge on any A+E or GP visit. people on bennies get 2 vouchers/yr.

>>69835120
how hard is it to say "1 on sides and back medium length on top"?

>>69835066
link?

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>>69835145
I got 3 grand a couple years ago

blew it so quickly

>>69835141
>He isn't up on the newest gimmicks like Wet Stalker

>>69835171
people should only get the charge if it is deemed that they didn't need to go

>>69835017
>mountains by the sea

Ah yes

>>69835171
X*


*a new gimmick where we show our approval of posts by casting our ballot

>>69835197
"the site without mothers"/C3ECA3E

i'm not posting the actual link because i think mless is still banned on 4chan and i don't want to give the any excuses

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>>69835210
I got £13,000 for my 18th
have £500 left

>>69835212
Care to fill me in?

>>69835111
for that which is, has been

and that which is done is that which shall be done

and there is nothing new under the sun

is there anything whereof it may be said "see, this is new"? No

it hath already been before us, in old time

for one generation goes away, and the next generation comes up

but the earth abides forever

>>69835171
>people on bennies get 2 vouchers/yr.
>black market created for A&E vouchers

>>69835245
it isn't
got unbanned yonks ago

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>>69835066
got my evening planned out

>>69835141

It's all about fartposting now lad

>>69835141
Were you cleaning your floor?

>>69835219
far too much admin and potential for conflict/complaints. £10 would probably be enough anyway.

>>69835264
obviously linked to your name or NI number or something.

>>69835257
No.

>>69835291
/brit/ is moving too fast.

>>69835295
No, I was abroad.

>>69835308
Ta.

>>69835291
you mean trumpposting?

>>69835171
Or people could just not get hammered, injure themselves by falling over or fighting and then stumbling up to emergency at 3am

Literally went the other week and half the room was full of runts like that, all shouting and shit.

>>69835224
Don't they have sea towns in britain that are within an hour drive of the mountains?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-tg0M6r04

>>69835128
ah yes good ol' shitty and stagnant british """culture"""

favourite gimmick of 2017 so far lads?

>>69835303
you don't even get NI cards these days
it's just a number on a sheet of paper

>>69835260
>there is nothing new under the sun

Literally how do people reconcile religion and evolution

The mental gymnastics would be a perfect 10

>>69835187
Hitler youth twat

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Me leaving home

need a british-asian gf

>>69835350
would do the trick.

>>69835336
yeah would be nice, not sure how you propose bringing that about.

>>69835349
the ' president elect is a toilet ' gimmick

>>69835187
twat haircut

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>>69835338

>>69835358
>same old matter and energy recombining in various different forms
>new
>human beings dont even evolve anymore
>nice point la

>>69835349
Dirty Janny

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>>69835349
Dirty floor lad

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>Accuweather is telling me snow will start within 60 minutes

'bout to get real comfy, lads

>tfw get to walk to work in comfy snow in the morning

>>69835254

what did ye spend it on laddie

hopefully something with long term value like a car

smoking a dart with half your mouth frozen is a challenge

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>Literally how do people reconcile religion and evolution
>The mental gymnastics would be a perfect 10

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>>69835411

>>69835396
25p per percent of alcohol

if I don't make it into any grad schemes I'll be heading on over to aus

nervous leds

>>69835303
it would be easier to implement than you think. customer isnt always right and eventually someone high enough has the authority to tell them enoughs enough

>>69835349

oats

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>>69835411
omd (oh my days)

>>69835411
Oh god, please tell me that was not a girl asking to come over.

Please.

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Might have an early night, tuck me in.

>>69835344
>he doesn't want an increasingly pervasive state to monitor absolutely everything about his use of any electronic item or service
>he doesn't want the perps of victimless crimes locked up and have the key thrown away for going against mummy may and her cabinet
sir i'm going to have to ask you to leave

big happening in NI leds


civil war could kick off soon I reckon

Could you explain me please, if possible. Why some folks from London speak that 'posh London business accent' (don't know how you call it actually) and others don't? Even though they are from London too. I'm a bit confused.

>>69834505
flamingo is the only song I know of them

>>69835411
george costanza lives on

>>69835493
*fucks you in*

>>69835500
rare

>>69835493
>not waiting up for the snow

>>69835469
i just don't see the point in making it a decision £10 is a token amount that will deter time-wasters and not really impact anyone that actually needs to go.

>>69835500

the degree of nigger they've let into their lives

just woke up from my alcoholic stupor lads

off to the shops for more alcy

might get a bite to eat too, not had anything besides booze and ciggies

Would like to go on a walking tour of Croydon.

>>69835499
hmmm not really lad

t. belfast resident

me just living my life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StVnLwNpZKU

>>69835417
car
desktop that I don't plan on upgrading for like 5 years
gold and silver
holiday (wasn't a lads on tour holiday)

my mistake was also spending it on crap like food and shit like that

I haven't told my parents, but my mum reminded me the other day that my nan (who gave me most of the money) told my mum when I was a baby that she WANTED me to spend it on things like a car and holiday. She didn't want it sitting in a bank account for years not being touched, but she also didn't want me to go mental with it. I suppose I kind of did what she said but didn't

abandon ship
abandon ship
blackout approaching
this is not a drill
this is a drill
*jackhammer sample*

>>69834505
I can't relate to this song because I never do anything and it's a "day off" when I actually do something.

the 'ol music supply is running low again lads
post your all time absolute favourite or top 3 favourite albums please

>>69835479
It was.

Apparently he had just had a wank and got scared.

>>69835577
you should eat something before more booze, going without food for extended periods and just drinking really fucks you up

plus it gets harder to eat the longer the drinking goes on for

>>69835577
what's your poison la?

>>69835590
hope you don't get crushed by a tram when you do lad

>>69835495
I know you're joking but it is actually quite scary how many people are okay with those things

>>69835411
screeching

zac

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Hmm

>>69835500
London is a big place
The posher the accent, the better that person's education was, or the richer their parents were

It's usually a combination of both

>>69835607
should have invested and became a literal billionaire lad

still going strong on dry january

longest i've gone without drinking in this decade. feel awful.

Favourite songs:

The Velvet Underground - Sister Ray
Eels - Climbing to the Moon
Elliott Smith - Kings Crossing

Albums:
Minutemen - Double Nickels on the Dime
Eels - Electro Shock Blues
Tom Waits - Rain Dogs

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>>69835614

been listening to this lot recently

bunch of nigress stuff on soundcloud too

>>69835614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH-lDwh7o1U

>>69835614
emotif - techsteppin
no u turn - torque
limewax - always & never

>>69835631
after my alcoholic stupors my piss goes dark orange and i'll wake up in the middle of the night absolutely dehydrated
i'm pretty sure i've been on the verge of death a few times desu

>>69835631
>plus it gets harder to eat the longer the drinking goes on for
Hmmm might try this.

redpill me on the snooper's charter

>>69835666
meh, the silver and gold is a semi-investment, but I try to not think of it as an investment
it's more of a thing that I can spend money on that won't instantly depreciate 90% in value as soon as I buy it

>>69835036
>>69835164
the BBC literally said he was ex MI6

don't understand what's so interesting, you haven't just made some mental discovery

>>69835668
same lad but i'm probably gonna go out tomorrow so it's going to shit haha

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>>69835411
alpha as fuck, but I prefer the dominoes jam tart lad

Dry (wanking) January isn't going as planned lads, so I've instead decided to spread it out over of both Jan and Feb. This way, I get to wank every other day and yet still partake in dry Jan.

>>69835670
>>69835675
TOM MENTIONED

>>69835614

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pl5LU9GsKw

>>69835697
can't say mate
we aren't allowed to talk about

redpill me on aston villa being a bigger club than west ham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ_7qg8nVnc

banger

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>Germany says 280,000 asylum seekers arrived there in 2016, a drop of more than 600,000 on the previous year.

>>69835729
Yeah, I'm the first one to mention it. I got a bit erect when the other person mentioned it.

Currently listening to Cary Rare Jepsen's Emotion. Banger.

>>69835745

villa won the european cup

>>69835594

I would be heading innawoods and stocking up on supplies lad

the shinners are not going to agree to share power with the DUP again

tried anal with the proto-gf today
lubed up like a mother fucker and I was only able to get my head three quarters of the way in before she said I need to take it out because it hurt

>>69835764
nice

they're deporting a whole bunch of false applicants as well

>>69835614
Mellowdrone - Angry Bear
Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork
Arcade Fire - Neon Bible

>>69835725
me mentioned :3

>>69835675
>>69835680
>>69835672
>>69835670
nice one, fellas
i'll listen to them all eventually

>>69835784
font

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>>69835411
fucks sakes

the sound of the wind right now... scary...

wish I was a doctor lads :(

>>69835780
hmmm so we'll go to direct rule boo hoo then DUP will be elected again and sinn fein will be second party
nothing will change

Happy New Year everybody.

I decided to give 6000 of my teabags to various charities and such. It would have taken me years to drink all 7,200 of them.

>>69835614
what kinda stuff do you like/want
>>69835644
i think it's a combination of apathy, the 'nothing to hide' argument holding an actual degree of sway over the public (and the desire of people to conform on issues they know little about as to not be labelled a terrorist/paedo amongst their friends and family), and the relentless efforts of parliament to push bills through as fast as possible, so there isn't any time to construct much of an effort to see such things stopped
i just hope the people hit some kind of breaking point

>>69835614
Jay Z - Reasonable Doubt
Bjork - Vespertine
St Vincent - Marry me

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>>69835836
i'm a doctor you're not haha

>>69835633
anything that you see tramps drinking

favourite is dark rum

>>69835631
hmmm

>>69835105
alri janny

>>69835778

>A SMALL DISTRICT OF BIRMINGHAM HAS THE SAME AMOUNT OF EUROPEAN CUPS AS LONDON

>42K """TRUE"""**** ENGLISH STADIA

>TOP 5 ALL TIME PREMIER LEAGUE TABLE

>TOP 6 DIVISION 1 LEAGUE TABLE

>BASED CHINA BRO OWNER

>WON LEAGUE CUPS IN THE 90S

>3 FINALS SINCE 2000

>>69835745
west ham literally copied their colours
villa have won 10x as many trophies as them
west ham have been relegated from the prem loads, this is the first time villa have since the 80s (and will be back)

anyone who's not a literal child can work that out

>>69835017
barrow-in-furness

panic attacks have gotten to the point where i am on the verge of collapsing on the floor from vertigo

>>69835794
just noticed you nibbled the crusts like a rabbit. Hope you went hungry that night

>>69835860
>i just hope the people hit some kind of breaking point
ha!
that'll never happen

>>69835858
good lad

what did they say

>>69835813
NP. Enjoy Tom Waits. He's the best.

>>69835836
Had two medical school interviews

Pretty sure my autism fucked them both tb h

Got another two in the next week

lads I'm off to a hotel that has a spa and since I'm a Yorkshireman I obviously want to get my moneys worth. Are they really bothered if you get a stiffy? it's a proper place not a dodgy back alley thing and I'm sure he's going to stand to attention

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favourite albums:
>radiohead - kid a
>flotation toy warning - bluffer's guide to the flight deck
>granddaddy - sophtware slump
>sun kil moon - benji
>sufjan stevens - illinois

>>69835836

so go to medical school

don't let your dreams be dreams lad

>>69835897
i didn't nibble them, i ripped them off and dipped them in the garlic and herb
had to get some worth out of it

>>69835928
>sun kil moon

Alri gears of war?

>>69835909
let me tag along, we'll interview as a duo.

>Listen up buster, you take us both or we walk!

Children who believe they are transgender 'could have autism', says controversial expert

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/12/children-believe-transgender-could-have-autism-says-controversial/

>>69835904
"Thanks".

I gave them all to local homeless shelters. 2,000 to each in three different towns. They were very grateful, if a bit confused as to why an individual would have so many teabags though.

>>69835769
Favourite artist ever. Hard to get into because so much of his stuff is experimental but then something clicks.

Only bloke who can unironically wear a fedora nowadays too.

>>69835662
Thank you. Now it's clear. Nice thing, perhaps like a marker of a social class..

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>>69835898

I hope everyone on /brit/ remembers we all promised to get wives this year

>>69835349
Wet Stalker, for sure.

>>69836007
>wives
FOH (hetero)

>>69835769
carly rae jepson?

ᵇᵒᵍᶦᵉˢ

>>69835994
Definitely. I listened to him chronologically about ten years ago and it was the best thing I ever did.

Genius is an overused term, but he is one.