>Be Australian >Wake up at 4am for work >Mfw already

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>be kiwi
>test match is unironically rained off at this very moment

Change australian to brazilian and emu to capybara and the same applies here

>>69804881
m8, when are we gonna take back Australia from the emus?

>>69804881
27 degrees is below freezing, how are you going to melt retard? Are you made of cadmium?

Australian shitposting has gone to shit in the last few months

>Be Albanian
>Is snowing
>Go out to go to the bakery
>Freeze
>Bees bury me

>>69804881
>27 degrees
>hot

Australians are nice and they speak nice way.

>>69804934
>>69804961
amerenheits

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>>69804933
Don't type too loud, they'll hear you.

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>>69804934
Celsius.

>Be American
>Still use illogical, outdated imperial system

You could
>be Finnish
>wake up 5am
>try to start up for car
>try to scratch ice off your car
>drive to work on icy snow roads

>>69805084
I was talking in kelvin you mongoloid. The objective system

>>69805258
The face of autism

>>69805258
Haven't you been shot yet today?

>>69805084
>Implying Celsius makes any sense
There is only a 100 degree difference between freezing and boiling in Celsius. Farenheit makes more sense. Numbers in Celsius seem arbitrary and made up. Can you be sure water will boil at 100C like it will 212F?

>>69805379
Yes, you can be absolutely sure that water will boil at 100C in 1 ATM.

>>69805379
Celsius is clever system. Water will freeze at 0. Will boil at 100c.

>>69805379
>Can you be sure water will boil at 100C like it will 212F?
Jesus Christ

>>69805379
Literally the reason you shouldn't be allowed to play with guns

>>69805379
>Implying farenheit isn't just a made up set of numbers
>Implying farenheit isn't illogical and stupid
>fucking Ameritard

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>>69805379
>Can you be sure water will boil at 100C like it will 212F?

>>69805528
Fahrenheit is based off of Dr. Fahrenheit's wife's armpit you fucking bigot.

>>69805724
Glad we cleared that up. I thought it was fucking stupid before.

>>69805742
kek

>not using the Rankine scale
plens

>>69804881
>be Brazilian
>wake up 10am because you're unemployed
>40°C
>melt
>get shot

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>>69805379
>Can you be sure water will boil at 100C like it will 212F?

>>69806273
I would be more sure it boils at 100C than in 212F.

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>>69805379

Do aussies actually wear those meme hats?

>>69806768
Those hats are quite good for the desert it gets quite annoying being around insects and shit.

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>>69805084
>be australian
>still has illogical outdated imperial flag on his flag

>>69806768
Keeps all the flies off cunt!

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>>69804881
>be Irish
>wake up at 2pm for pub
>mfw raining
>walk outside
>melt
>my nacker cousin scoops me up in a pint glass and drinks me
>tfw 23% alcohol content

>>69806995
>be irish
>starve

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>>69806874
America is the fat, slow kid that nobody wanted on their team.

Yfw the nerdy kid had to bully you into WW2 because Europe didn't invite you.

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>>69805456
>Water will freeze at 0
WRONG

>>69807287
also depends on ions in solution, whether there's a point of nucleation, etc

>>69807287
>>69807335
fuck off nerds

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>>69807335
Fuck off leaf

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>>69804937
so has your pants

Will any aussies post a vocaroo of that killer aussie accent. That shit gives me chills. Like say literally anything.

>>69807958
>tfw years of consuming exclusively foreign media and avoiding social contact has made me lose my accent

>complaining about 27 degrees
That's like winter for us you pathetic pussy

>Be Finnish
>Wake up at 6AM and take a look out of the window
>Dark, icy and windy
>Decide to be in a flu and stay comfy

I had a only english classes today anyway so I can just shitpost on /int/ and it is basically the same.

>>69809549

You're a fuckwit

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>>69805379
>these """people""" are allowed to own guns

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>be not from Australia
>will never be able to punch a kangaroo and start fighting with him

>>69810610
Great post, thanks

>>69810762
Imagined that post in a Yank accent.

>>69804881
>Be salvadorean
>go to the bus station at 5 am to work
>get mugged by gangbanger
>work from 7 am to 5 pm
>go to the bus station
>get mugged again
>get on the bus, get mugged 6 more times in the way
>get home
>it's gang property now, told to leave
>call the cops
>get beat up
>pass out
>get beaten, stabbed, shot, tortured, murdered and dismembered by gangbanger
>get mugged again
>repeat the next day

>>69805379
What the fuck am I reading?

>>69807674
Truly are the masters of banters

>be russian
>wake up at 9 o'clock, still dark
>Inside +12
>outside -28
>wear two trousers and two sweaters

>be kiwi
>shag sheep

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>>69807335
>>69810808

>>69813616
KEK

>>69809563
27 at 4 in the morning, you autistic fuckshovel. It was 43 by about ten.

>>69804881
>wake up
>no boat people in sight
feels good man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNE0Y5XH6Bo

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>>69805379

>>69807958
Aussie accents are reddit-tier. Scottish accents are where it's at.

>>69805379
Celsius were appositely calculated to be after the boiling and frozing temperature of the water.
At 0C it freeze, while at 100C it boils.
They're fucking round numbers instead of 32F and 212F
How is this not comprehensible for the average US citizen?

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>>69805379
>Can you be sure water will boil at 100C like it will 212F?