>be AmeriStralian >bullet fails to render >get shot

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Anonymous 2017-01-11 05:09:37 Post No. [Report]

>be AmeriStralian
>bullet fails to render
>get shot anyway
>lag into the ambulance
>get a $1,000,000 bill plus tip
>cannot pay with credit card, ping timeout
>get shot again and tossed right near Hungry Jack's
>apologise to the Rado:hnagędon and Irruwajjinanji people, the rightful owners of this land
>get raped by both
>well, almost, the fat protects you
>realise you haven't had a vegemite burger in 20 minutes
>a spider spawns in
>joke's on him, you die of starvation
>

Anonymous 2017-01-11 05:11:15 Post No.69785805
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>>69785739
Excellent thread

Anonymous 2017-01-11 05:14:24 Post No.69785910
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>>69785739
Really good thread

Anonymous 2017-01-11 05:17:21 Post No.69786005
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>>69785739
Great thread

Anonymous 2017-01-11 05:18:47 Post No.69786054
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>>69785739
hmmm yes very good
HOWEVER

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>>69785739
>be Cree Mc Dundee
>Attempt to eat breakfast
>too obese, must order breakfast delivery
>dial mcdundee's number
>operator does not recognise your existance because you have no ip address
>attempt to send DHCP request
>DHCP server gets attacked by starvation attack, you are reconnected to a chinese military base
>Chinese designate you as fat pig 911
>use your credit card to order EMU'D services to your house
>have to watch your wife get EMU'D as the chinese ror at you