Trump was born as Dawood Ibrahim Khan in the now-Taliban-controlled

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>>69773261
good post

Trump was born as Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramirez in the now narco-controlled Mexican city of Tijuana in 1954. After his patents were killed in a beheading incident, a British Indian army captain took little Tuco to London, where the Trump family later adopted him and brought him to America.

>>69773261
>Pakistan/India in 1954
>British military presence

>>69774021
>Tijuana in 1954
>narcos

Wew lads

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>>69774021
a smurfawhat?

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He is also a muslim and plans to turn America in americastan right under your noses

>>69773261
Trump was born in Poland, he's the offspring of Polish heroes and his parents died in russian gulags.

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>>69774173
There's no such thing as Poland
There's no such thing as Poland
There's no such thing as Poland
There's no such thing as Poland
There's no such thing as Poland

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>Khan
United States of Mongolia

>>69774215
Khan is a caste here in Pakistan as well

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>>69774214
Jan III Sobieski m8.