>google earth >look at our planet >everything is green

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>>69745659
>He unironacally lives in the desert

>>69745744
how do you ironically live somewhere?

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>>69745659
Lmaoing at your enviroment

>>69745744
t. Mark from Arizona

>>69745744
>60% desert.

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>mfw i see this 24/24

>>69745659
And God willing, you never do.

Stay where you are dune coon.

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>>69745659
>be uae
>have so much landscapes that you aren't even a desert, just urban area

>>69745811

If you have facebook look up the page "living in Asia ironically"

>>69745910
why would he want to leave especially if he is a native emirati ; he lives like a god there

If you pan the globe on the pacific ocean, you see at least half on the planet is 100% blue

>>69746055
woah

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Well. I have never seen a desert.
Tourists go to sandcountries to see deserts. So I guess they have their charm too. Dont you have some little spots with palmgardens or something?

It's ok. I have never seen a desert before. Must be great.
>>69745811
>how do you ironically live somewhere?
well it's easy. I hate America, but i'm going to move to America soon because IT jobs pay better there.
So my parents will say
>anon, come back to germany, it's so dangerous in america
>"don't worry mom, i dont even like it here, im just living here ironically for the money haha"

>>69745744

desert is the GOAT climate if you're at medium elevation. pleb.

>low humidity
>pleasant winters
>comfy summers in the shade

heaven

>>69746087
>haha look i'm shopping at walmart! i'm so american
>haha look, my house doesn't have a door bell, and i have a giant angry dog in the front yard, so mailmen have no way of delivering packages
>

>>69746003
It's just a shitposting page about asia

>>69746087
makes sense i guess

>>69746097
>desert is the GOAT climate
not when it reaches 45°C in the summer
>pleasant winters
yeah winters are nice, they don't last long tho

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>>69746087
>>anon, come back to germany, it's so dangerous in america
>checks flag

>>69746416
>come back to germany
>checks flag
>it's germany
??

>>69746097
>being a jew ironically
wtf

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>>69746443
i mean, you're literally paying criminals to come make your lives worse

>>69746321
>>69746087
>this German autism

>>69747474
those numbers tho

>>69745659

>>tfw have never seen a green landscape in my life

Hopefully you never will.

>>69745659
Do you hate sand?

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>>69751527
why? what did i do to u?

>>69751687
yes

>>69751871
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere, huh

>>69752184
still, snow > sand
if sand gets in your hair, it stays there

Butthurt we wuz snow tunisian in

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>>69745811
"unironically" is pretty much a meme for stressing something so its hard to find the opposite expression.
there however are the ones who ironically live somewhere. they all are generally an edgy fedora and at heart dont think its really ironical.

>>69746097
>comfy

another shitty meme. why'd those living under a shitty weather/temperature condition want to use this term

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>>69752184
Nice reference

>>69745659
God bless this land.

Esta terra que por sorte coube aos lusos

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>his "country" was completely empty 30 years ago

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>>69754326

>>69745659
b-but you have the tons of oil instead

>>69754192
I found it really interesting how much enviroment greatly affects the way someone writes,
If you read classical Arabic poetry, you'll find that Jahiliyya poetry (pre-Islamic era) uses extremely hard and complex expressions and idioms, it's impossible to understand most of it if you don't have معجم الوسيط by your side, and it reflects the extremely harsh and scorching enviroment of Arabia
But if you read Andalusian Arabic poetry, while it's beautiful it's also very easy, easy expressions, affects the urban and green enviroment of Andalusia, and any Arab in modern century can understand most of it

>>69754428
I think he's an expat, gulfies travel around the world a lot so they definitely do see lots of green fields in their lifetime
Sometimes I wish I was one desu

>>69752945
>being this triggered by your masters
kys

i'll be travelling in a couple of weeks and want to keep my flag. how do i do this? i'm quite computer illiterate tbqh, but surely there's a simple way like vpn?

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come to brazil :D

>>69752945
Now that you mention it, did you guys get any snow last year?
For us, there were two snow storms but they were accompanied with rain so they melted right away and didn't stay on ground
I think the same will happen this year
I'm so upset, it used to snow every year, fucking ch*nks

>>69751871

Green places don't need any more smelly shitskins they are all full.

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>>69745659
You're better off right where you are, OP. Don't be deceived by the retard monkeyzilian @69754707 above.
Your desert is safer than this jungle infested by literal subhuman niggers who'll rape and kill you. Even ISIS is not that bad. Trust me.

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>>69754942
It's true, uae is one of the safest countries, but op is more interested in green landscapes than he is about crime

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>>69754942
kek

>>69754673
if you post with mobile data on your phone you'll keep your home country's flag. If you don't have roaming data then yes a VPN.

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>>69754624
>Tunishit
>Master of anything

Reply to me when you can master your own failed salafi state
>>69754771
It used to snow in my city every until 2007
Now it barely even rains


Rip

>>69755665
Oh...
;-;
Thx global warming
I really hope this doesn't go on forever, I miss snow

>>69755665
> your own failed salafi state
you wut m8 ? salafism is banned here and salafis have no power thats why they go to the levant and europe : and our state is pretty strong and fine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youssef_Chahed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beji_Caid_Essebsi

>>69745659
What kind of scenery do you usually see there?

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>>69757248
Autism

>>69757411
The usual grey buildings, commie blocks, not many trees, streets everywhere, unfinished buildings and ports for boats. but once you leave the city it's just sand out there

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>>69757587
>retarded unaccurate banter
>i was just joking
fuck off

>>69746321

The second only happens in the ghetto.

>>69757697
That's because I went on and dissected your sperg post I'll be a sperg too

And when I said salafy sate I meant jihadi exports, not actual caliphate you dense fuck

>>69757856
you should read a little bit more about the meaning of a state and a failed state and than you can talk with your master

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>>69757685
>>69757685

What do you do in the sand?
Does it get utterly ignored safe for some unfortunate oildrillers and border patrols or do people go there with their jeep or whatever in order to be alone for some time, to hunt lizards for sport or go racing?

Are there projects to make more of that space usuable in some way?

>commiblocs
Dont you mean cyberpunk spacecities?

>>69757978
>Total political and ideological anarchy
>Due to mass unemployement half of the youth's either fleeing to italy or jihading in sooria

Seems like a failed state to me you slave

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>>69758293
>Total political and ideological anarchy
but i just proved that wrong in my first reply

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>>69757685
There seem to be a few green areas at least.

>>69746473
He's not really a jew, he's just jew-ish

>>69758343
Nah you didn't you only addressed the salafi thing

>>69745884

Looks comfy.

Saw a British documentary about a guy travelling with train trough Tunisia. Looked like an amazing country desu

What kind of living standard is there? Looked more modern than I thought it would.

>>69745851
MARK MARK MARK MARK MARK

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>>69758045
the ones who go there do so for a hangout, drink tea or bbq, usually a little before the sunset and then they leave at night and that's about it.
Hunting lizards is in Saudi Arabia desu.

>Are there projects to make more of that space usuable in some way?
They would probably only use that large area to expand the cities

>>69758421
I go to parks from time to time but there's nothing to do there and there are too many people

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I've never seen snow

>>69745811
Kek

>>69758557
>political and ideological anarchy
>failed state
just stop your retarded meming

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>tfw i'll never be able to think about life looking at the endless dunes of sand in the warm calm desert

>>69758575
I live well ; but my city is meh : its too filthy and alot of building look like shit ; i love our old wall tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjMr4zd0ELY

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>>69758734
>radical islam is so getting out of control that the gov't sends death squads that spray suspect houses with lead in the light of day
>Salafi rap propaganda vids are recorded later in empty bullet ridden houses


>"""""Secularisia"""""

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I'm gonna have to side with Morocco ITT, I mean look at Morocco's king.

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>>69758812
>warm calm desert

>>69758864
that isnt called political anarchy or state failure and the salfi issue was already dealt with in 2014
>>69758905
ayyyy

>>69758931
my city hit 40º C last year kek

>>69758905
Wtf I love Amrika now

>>69759001
Wait you're the ainfaggotamo ?

Nvm all this kringe then

Why is MENA so deserted? Why nothing grows in there?

>>69759568
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_glacial_period

>>69754792
No, we don't need scum like you

>>69759568
God cursed them for being muslims