>America throws a nuke on your cunt's capital city What

>>69734189
Everyone is triggered but we can't really do anything

I'm dead and nobody alive can really do anything.

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>>69734210
>not owning a shelter

>>69734189
Chimpanzilians would celebrate, Brasilia is in the middle of nowhere and is also infamous for its """politicians."""
Nuke Rio de Janigger instead.

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>>69734189
We'll give the nukes back you gave us and be confused.

I would hope Americans are dumb enough to mistake Toronto for our Capital

In that case I would be happy actually

>>69734210
>Living in your cunt's capital city

>>69734313
I think everyone would be happy.

Celebrate as the UK becomes instantly 5% whiter.

>>69734189
entire country is obliterated
nothing to do cuz nothing left

>>69734325
Not the Canadians living in Toronto.

>>69734379
There are no Canadians living in Toronto

>>69734391
Then who are Torontinos?

>>69734391
>its a prarienigger sticks dwelling cuckbertan episode

>>69734401
Immigrants and cucks

>>69734424
kek

>>69734189
They can't mess with India.

>>69734189
>Dublin
>all gays, gypos, knackers and nignogs evaporated
>only Irish left alive are the secluded elves far away in gaeltachts
>Irish becomes main language again
>Britain also gets rekt
I praise Lú and bask in his burning glow

>>69734189
>India
>Launches retaliatory strikes
>chucks few at pakistan and china for shits and giggles
>Starts WW3
oddfuture lad.

Americans already nuked us in 1966 but the bombs were too lazy to explode. They quickly integrated into our culture and decided "meh, whatever, I'll blow up tomorrow".

All weird people are dead
Survivors hope that Turku will be next

>US mistakes Australian capital as Sydney or Melbourne
PLEASE

>>69735631
what is a knacker

>>69735720
top laugh

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>>69734189
All population moves into the mountains.

We wait there hundreds of years.

Meanwhile Hungary takes Transylvania.

We take it back from the Mongols.

They bitch for centuries that they were here first.

>>69734189
throw a party

>>69735778
It's true though, you did nuke us accidentally.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1966_Palomares_B-52_crash

>>69735937
I know, I laughed at how you described the situation, you are a funny person.

Less terroni to care about: YES!!

>>69734189
Destroy it near border
Nuke america

>>69734189
Start anew, this is actually what we need, on every single city

>>69734189
im dead and nobody cant do anything.

>>69736263
Isn't Rome full of polentaniggers?

>>69736545
zitto animale, no one from the productive North would ever want to move to Rome

>>69734189
no idea

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>>69734189
>America throws a nuke on my cunt's capital city
>bunch of armenians,azeris,gypsies,kurds,arabs,turks,feminists,communists,libtards,jews,atheists,jehovah's witnesses and niggers die

FUCKING NUKE IT ALREADY!!!!

>>69736263
>Rome
>South

K bruh

Still worship murrica probably

>>69734189
>capital city
Literally who?

>(((T*rana))) destroyed
>Rest of us go to bunkers

>>69738306
Want a comfy Albanian bunker desu

>>69734189
>What do you do?
Thank America.

>What does your cunt do?
Idk fire nukes, chuck some at Pakistan, China, WW3 basically.

>>69734189
Make them feel bad. Finally make a deal with the jews to help us.

>>69734189
America is already dead and rest of the world too.
No sign of life on Earth.

>>69738450
Joke, maybe Earth will survive but without America and some countries.

>>69734189
Libs cheer, but everyone else panics... then dies

>roma ladrona gets nuked
Best day of my life

>>69734189
I celebrate.

>>69734189
find the nearest American tourist and buy him a drink

We would nuke them back at Washington, DC and New York City with our second strike capabilities.

An eye for an eye, except we are taking an ear as interest.

Would probably unleash Pakistan on Indian and North Korea on South Korea, allowing each of our respective buffer states to nuke the opposition the opposition into oblivion for the "shits and giggles".

There might be one or two Indians that our government would attempt to evacuate or forewarn before our missile strike is launched just because those would be the Indians that we like and become sad if they died. They would become the new Brahmins after the rest of their population gets wiped out. For the most part, however...

Fuck Korea and fuck India.

>>69738697
This is of course, after our government evacuates our civilian population into our underground nuclear tunneling network and deploy the over 3000+ nukes that we have stored inside across the world at their targets.

>>69738697
>one or two Indians that our government would attempt to evacuate
Aamir Khan is a proud patriotic Indian, you damn commie! He shall never betray the motherland!

>>69734189
literally nothing changes

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>>69735809
This, thank God.

>>69734189
the 100 persons still alive in the country start to organize to fight back

Celebrate

survive the nuke

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>>69736263
>>69736589
>>69738613
traditori della patria

>>69738697
Truman should've let MacArthur nuke you maggotts in 1950

>>69734189
rejoice

>>69734189
Am dead, and probably war for like 12 hours until our army gets stomped. Then, I guess terrorist attacks inside the US would become a much, much, much common issue or maybe even a civil war with guerrilla tactis, but inside the US.

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>>69734189
>celebrating of extermination of fithy Humanity.Let's burn entire world into ash!

Not very nice tbqh
The whole country grinds to a halt, the economy collapses and russia moves in to "protect the local russroaches" or some other bullshit.
Again not very nice.

Oh not again

>>69741652
Best post

>>69734189
You just killed all the corrupt politicians. Our capital city only has 1% of the population.

>>69734189
I thank god and based America. Fuck all those politicians

>>69740112
Underrated

>>69734189
Welcome the sweet embrace of death

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>>69740112

>>69734189
Rejoice
THE NIGGERS ARE GONE!

Most of the South of Mexico is gone and all the violence in Mexico pretty much dissapears.

Thanks US!

>>69734189
>What do you do?
celebrate

>>69740112
Best post itt

>>69734189
>>69734189
>What do you do?
celibrate ; please point at Molenbeek thank you kind sir

>What does your cunt do?
media and politicians: whine and moan as always
native people: hope as much muslims as possible got removed

Can you wait until parliament is back in session and the kids are back at ANU and Duntroon

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>>69740112
Good post, anon.

>>69734189
Burn down their capital city for the second time :^)

>>69747003
I supose

>>69747100
>Canadians taking credit for the achievements of the Brits
The meme never ends.

>>69747126
Well, we will do it for the first time since our confederation then :^)

>>69747181
pls no ;_;

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>surviving government writes several strongly worded letters of concern to the UN
>become a republic
>most domestic issues resolved
I suppose things could be far worse. However harryhandel will now require hazmat suits and deconamination showers, which I suppose is a problem.

>>69734189
Write your president a thank you note

Fuck Ottawa.

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>>69740112

>>69747248
Cuck detected

>>69747292
>not wanting to remove trudeau

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>>69747292

Nothing, I hate France and I don't live in the capital.

>>69748038
why is he such a faggot?

I'll probably die but our capital is shit and some people would even celebrate. New capital becomes Bergen which is not as shitty as Oslo yet

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>>69748240
I don't know, but I'd like to find out why he's constantly wearing doo-rags.

>everyone is happy their capital gets nuked
porquois

>>69748844
Because capitals house politicians and other scumbags.

>>69748844
Because of jacobinism.

>>69734379
I certainly wish we were the capital, would make protesting easier

>>69749007
>obliterating a central government
>jacobinism

>>69734189
Good riddance, you guys should sunk the java Island while at it. Peoples will gone mad, and curse the america, but more than that nothing can they do. I will just immigrating to first world country as a war refugee and have a better life

Brazil would become the happiest country in the world.

>>69735720
kek

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>>69741652
Well,as they say:Third time's the charm. After all,the nukes were the cause of anime and manga to appear. And the dakimakuras. And the filthy weebs.
Fucking hell.

>>69734189
Survive the nuke and then thank you for killing the people who were the reason of the 2014 1$ billion fraud.

>>69734189
Send a strongly worded letter and then go right back to doing masters bidding

>>69736263
>>69736589
>>69738613
>>69740137
VERY good post
>>69736673
>>69740123
I wonder who could be behind these posts...hmm...

>>69748844
Central power is bullshit.