I will become president and make Central African Republic

>>69722573
You really really need banana diet m8

>>69722573
You will have to kill every nigger.

>hey Jean Pierre Oogabooga, we are independent now, we need to pick a really unique and recognizable name for our country
>how about Central African Republic?
>honhonhon I love it!

>>69722573
How?

>>69726175
>>>/pol/

>>69722573
Bokassa was a madman, but he had style

>>69722573

HUE

>>69722573
Who is that and why did he go full WE WUZ ROMANS?

>>69722573
I thought that was the Polish eagle for a second

> Mr. President, I...
> President sounds weird, call me Emperor instead
> as you wish Mr. Emperor, we have to organise our budget sir
> how about throwing a party?
> Mr. Emperor, we have to spend our budget on education, defense and-
> I want a party
> but sir, the country-
> then it's decided! The budget will be spent in my coronation party!

70s dictators were fun.

>>69734537
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-B%C3%A9del_Bokassa

>>69734537
Bokassa was a huge ouiaboo with a crush on Napoleon.

>>69722573
hes a kang nd shiet

>>69722573
>Polish president in 20 years.jpg

>>69726600
Literally how USA was named.

>>69726600
>hey Tyrone McCletus, we are independent now, we need to pick a really unique and recognisable name for our country
>how about United States of America?
>hawhawhaw I love it!