Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

first for 死にたい

>>69698242
おつ

>>69698294
whyですか

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乙

>>69698294
死んでも終わらない

雄カレーサンマ

>>69698242
Fun fact, we gave the japanese their word for thank you!
Arigato=Obrigado

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>>69698242
お疲れ様です

うらら迷路 大好き

>>69698407
Fuck off, arigatou has buddhist origins. It's similarity to obrigado is purely coincidental.

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Sapporo

>tfw your conbini cashier is also a foreigner and you both use japanese to speak to each other

Interesting experience desu

>>69698407
Fun fact, we gave the Japanese their word for thank you!
all right, gay boy = arigatou

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>>69698407
Fun fact, we gave the portugal their word for thank you!
Arigato=Obrigado

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>>69698242
乙

>>69698294
死に体

>>69698551
ひふみん

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>>69698538
imagine being such a fucking loser that you have to work in a convenience store

Jesus christ, do foreigners in japan have no dignity?

>>69698612
If we had no convenience store workers, you wouldn't be able to buy anything you dumbass. Do you want to starve to death?

>>69698664
If we had no shop staff, you wouldn't have to buy anything; you could just take it for free.

@69698664

do NOT reply to me again under ANY circumstance, you are a peasant, and i AM superior to you

ところでお前ら成人式って行ったの?
俺は行ってない

>>69698680
t. Bernie Sanders supporter

>>69698680
Hi

>>69698242
おつー

>>69698242
乙

1位は山ちゃんだなww

>>69698690
Dear Thai Flag,

Please find below a message to you from an incompetent Dutchman:
Hi

Kind regards,
Peru-With-Proxy

前スレ>>69674550

カレーライスは美味しい。

>>69698704
俺は行ったけど俺のじゃなかった

>>69698704
飲み会も?
正直誰が来たとかそんなに覚えてないから行かなくてもok

>>69698826
Person with Thai flag,
Please read what this guy said, as the message was indeed originally addresses to you.

Kind regards,
incompetent Dutchman

>>69698612
Remember that foreigners only like Japan because of anime and games. No one with dignity would care enough about those things to move to another country

>>69698951
How much gay can you do for how much money?

>>69698853
留学中に見学に行った?
留学生って大抵22越えてるよね?

>>69699030
いりません(´・ω・｀)

>>69698956
>anchoring it to my post again
wtf cunt

>>69698853
>>69698865
飲み会も行ってないなぁ
興味なくてバイトしてた
姉貴は成人式行って両親も付いていったけど、俺のときは何も声かかんないからバイト入れた
お金欲しかったのねん

anyone know any resources for learning shodo?
preferably in english but japanese is probably ok too.

>>69699285
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrMST-VTtx4SYr8CNJHsbnQ

This guy has a lot of good videos.

>>69699023
18歳の時に、ホームステイ先のお兄さんの成人式を見学しに行った

>留学生って大抵22越えてるよね?
そうかな
俺は21歳の時に大学の留学をしたが、中国人を除くと他の留学生はほぼ全員20~22歳だった

>>69699285
do you have any stuffs for shodo?

>>69699241
誘ってないと行ってなかった奴もそういえばいたな。人それぞれ

>>69699385
>中国人を除くと
中国人の友達ばっかりだった

君は日本との関わりが深いな

メガネかけ始めて裸眼がものすごく悪くなった

>>69699412
only two brushes right now, one small and one medium size and a fude-pen. using newspaper for practice since its a bit expensive to get proper paper here.

>>69699322
this seems really good! ありがとうございます!

>>69699285
>in english
Here you go m8, enjoy this pleasant introduction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phzKsXpko8

こんにちは。正午のNHKのニュースです。

よし
将棋を習いましょう

ワインよりぶどうジュースのほうが好き
安いし

>>69699412
その後の何日かして中学の同窓会とかあったけど、行きたくねえから誘い断ったな
なんか昔の同級生と会うのが好きじゃ無いんよ、特に悪い思い出は無いけどね
卒業したら関係無いし今の友達も別の大学の友達が多いな

>>69699667
子供っぽい

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Hi weebs. Do you think kojiki and nihonshiki is a good way to start on japanese culture?

>>69699799
*nihonshoki

>>69699667
子供乙

>>69699648
ほい
将棋の遊び部屋
http://shogibeya.michikusa.jp/
こまお
http://www.geocities.jp/komao81/
ハム将棋
http://www.hozo.biz/shogi/

>>69699513
nice. Im really bad at writing with a brush, so it makes me upset a bit when I have to do it. teach me it after getting that skills

>>69699681
知り合いっていらんよね
非リア充は最近そう思うわ

>>69699799
you meant boku no pico and neon genesis evangelion?

>>69700141
>boku no pico and neon genesis evangelion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEVL9irXj0g

>>69700036
なぜ常に日本人女性がベストであり続けるのか

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>tfw no キクヒメ

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>>69698664
With those new Amazon Go shops I bet convenience store workers are threatened with extinction

字を書くのが下手ではあるが、
一番心配なのは何を書けばいいかって事だ

書初めに政治や哲学の四字熟語ばかり書いて、
周りの人たちに苛められた

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>>69700595

>>69700692
つきみクラブなのに日の出か

>>69700576
You still have a few decades before this happen in Russia

>>69700595
ちなみにどんな四字熟語?

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>>69699963

>>69700776
What will you call "Arabe du coin" without Arabe?

>>69700576
https://twitter.com/RussianEmbassy/status/818439246214262784

explain this

>>69700798
尊皇攘夷とか富国強兵とか弱肉強食とか

>>69700798
人種差別

>>69700865
I never go to thoses shop

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>>69700141

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>>69700871

>>69700893
炉利最高

>>69700871
No trust, perhaps?
>>69700914
Will you start?

>>69700893
焼肉定食

>>69700871
Also, why are you following Russian Embassy twitter?

>>69700969
I go to carrefour

>>69700036
誰?

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>>69700969
Pepe is fine, but Easter Toad is the new spicy hot meme

>>69701064
Are you kidding it's trending like fuck lmao, normies think pepe is a white supremacist remember

>>69700966
貧乳正義

>>69701056
新年に向かって目標とする物か

>>69700893
周りの人が何を書いていたのかまで気になってきた

>>69701245
字を書くのに集中していて、他人のを一枚も読まなくてすまんね

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>>69700762
I think つみきクラブ.
積み木

>>69696264
俺地獄で良いわ、オナニーするわw

>>69697154
神道、仏教は寛容だよな、ホモにもな。じゃなきゃ戦国武将ほとんど両刀遣いって事態にならんw

>>69697164
仏教には欲望を肯定して高みに昇華させる教えも有ってな、性欲とか食欲とか、欲は使い道によっては
人間が良い方向へ行くのだから上手く使うべきって宗派があるぞ。

まあ、行き過ぎて破門になった宗派もあるがw

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すみません、誰か次の文を説明してくれないか?
響け! ユーフォニアム同人から

「余裕そうなあすか先輩の表情とは裏腹に部内ではあすか先輩をめぐる対立が起きていた」
「部内」や「めぐる対立」は分らない

Asuka-senpai's calm expression made me worried (concerned?) she was feeling the contrary inside.

何か違うと気がする...

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>>69699285
Check out book Shozo Sato - Shodo. The Quiet Art of Japanese Zen Calligraphy - 2013, it often has pictures of the same characters in different calligraphy style or written more and more cursively

>>69701486
うわっほんとや
積み木クラブが存在するのか
ただ遊んでいるんじゃないか

それと、感じの大切さを漢字た

>>69701667
部内 is similar to the word that is a kind of 国内.
国の中…国内
部の中…部内

先輩 is into 部 usually.
部 means club activities, and that is called as 部活.

めぐる対立=めぐる+対立

あすか先輩をめぐる対立
a confrontation over あすか先輩

I don't know beyond this.

what should I cook today?

-rice with fried eggs ,french fries and fried banana
-rice with meat on tomato onion sauce

>>69701745
>感じの大切さを漢字た
誰かこの豪州人に大日本帝国軍人式空爆を送ってあげて

>>69702106
where is the chicken peru

>>69701667

あすか先輩は余裕そうな表情をしている。
しかし、吹奏楽部の中では、あすか先輩に関連することで対立が起きていた。

だと思います。

>>69701745
Incidentally, it seems that about half of writers are foreigner's name.

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今日も暇だなぁ

This is not America・・
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xuXlpvWw1I

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>>69702065
>>69702196
ああああああ ついに分りました
ありがとうございます!

>>69702294
This is disgusting, especially that dreadful old witch.

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Japanese-Aryanism

>>69702183
naa, I dont want chicken today

>>69702114
Sorry; I don't get it.

>>69702210
ジャンパオロとかペラとか、
ブラジル人っぽいね

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Peru? You're not well peru, you need to seek help.

Peru? Don't kill yourself in asia, please peru

>>69702562
>trying to dissuade him from doing the right thing

>>69702471
Perhaps, that place is gunnma ooizumi or hamamatsu or yokohama tsurumi probably.

I don't know the details, tho.

>>69702275
こんばんは、鳥友よ
エンペラーさん、可愛いよな
ところで、変な事を聞いてもいい?
カナリアってどんな匂い?穀物と太陽の香り?

>>69702471
just like a meme
from tv show, when someone says something like a nifty joke they will get 座布団 to sit
you get that instead of it. okay never mind

What sort of honorifics would a westerner use in Japan? I can't speak very well but one of the things that'd trip me up is knowing whether to use -san, -kun etc

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>>69702106

too many carbs peru. youre gonna get fat

>>69702562
I feel right today, I wanna go out and enjoy sun

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>>69703016

what do you think of my gf peru?

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フフ

>>69703107
baguette

>>69702849
I understand the cushions. Thanks for explaining.

>>69703122
ザエフっていってことないんでした

>>69703097
absolutely disgusting

>>69703107
her eyes make me feel scared.

>>69703235

are you white or a chink?

>>69702767
こんばんは
うん、エンペラーさん超可愛い
>カナリアってどんな匂い?穀物と太陽の香り?
うーん、匂いか
あんまり匂わないかな
でもそうね、強いて言うなら餌のあの穀物の匂いと似たものかな
太陽の香りという表現は初めて聞いたからそういう匂いもするかどうかはよく分からないけどね

>>69703235
你好
on the following sentence , what does 磨具 means?
你好!大概一个0.09元一个,磨具费700元。不含税不含运费

>>69703361
I am 100% real Han Chinese.

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>>69703097
I have penetrated one of your women and you haven't touched any of mine

>>69703491
你好, Peru.
好久没见。你最近怎么样?找时间会来到中国来玩。我招呼你。

>磨具
This means mold. The sentence is telling you that the mold costs 700 Yuan.

>>69703576
Are you the one who went to college here?

>>69703433
>あんまり匂わないかな
鼻押し付けて小鳥の匂いをかいでる変態です…
ちなみに、ｵｶﾒｲﾝｺはポップコーンの様な香り。
そっか、カナリアは穀物の匂いか、良い匂いだね。(´∀｀)ありがとう。
>太陽の香り
天気の良い日に布団を干した後にする匂いだけどど…分かりづらいね…
インコ臭フェチ↓日本では、インコ(臭)アイスや、インコの香りの香水が売ってるw
https://matome.naver.jp/odai/2137693430845766501

>>69703491

whatcha doin with mold peru? you gonna engage in biological warfare?

>>69703668
>>69703576

what city are you in Zhang?

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腹へった

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>>69703904
native peruANOs eat mold

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>>69704202

>>69703668
我高兴认识你
你住在哪个城市?
下个月我去到中国,香港,澳门
我的工作是国际贸易,你呢?

>>69703829
>鼻押し付けて小鳥の匂いをかいでる変態です…
機会があったら俺もやってみるw
>ちなみに、ｵｶﾒｲﾝｺはポップコーンの様な香り。
へえ、ちょっと嗅いでみたい
>天気の良い日に布団を干した後にする匂い
あ、そういうことか。それがどんな匂いかをなんとなく想像できた気がする
教えてくれてありがとう
>インコ(臭)アイスや、インコの香りの香水が売ってるw
えっ? マジで?

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Peru? Do you listen to this song and think of cindy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaVnA88oNTg

Peru? please get an apartment on a low floor peru, i don't want you jumping to your death peru

>>69704366
マジですw
文鳥味、セキセイインコ味、オカメインコ味があるw
インコ味は売り切れだったので、文鳥味を食べたけど、ポン菓子(puffed cereal)とマシュマロ入りで美味しかったw
それでは、寝ます、おやすみなさい。

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>>69704292
我也很高兴认识你。可是我们已经认识了好几年了。 我面两个都是共产主义国家。有很多相似之处。可以交朋友。

我老家在南京。但是现在在常州工作。可惜你下月来我已经不会在了。要出差。。。

>>69704626
絶対に何かのネタだと思ったら本当だったのかw
いつか日本に行ったらインコアイス食べてみるw
おやすみ

>>69704649
>我面两个都是共产主义国家
>们*
写错了

who /smoking cigarette/ here

>go to my dorm's garbage disposal room
>there's a jack daniel's bottle lying in the PET bottle bin

>>69704887
キモ
出て行け

茨城のヤンキーwww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPx44m04S5c

>>69704949
I remember:
>go to the recycling at my accommodation
>there are ~30 bottles of the cheap wine I've been buying
desu it wasn't bad stuff.

Never saw anyone else's Ardbeg bottles, though.

>tfw sharing a building turned me in to a rubbish pervert

>>69704999
>these 130lb betas are considered "tough" in japan

would heem the fuck out of all of them

>>69704837
很好
我喜欢中国,不过以来去年都产品价格很高一点儿, 下个月我也打算访问越南,找新的产品
大问题也是现在秘鲁人获得中国的签证很困难

>>69705225
越南的妹子是世界最漂亮的。很羡慕拟噢。
祝你好运在越南

>>69705225
>中国的签证很困难
I am getting tired of writing in Chinese to you so I will switch back to English.

Anything in this world that is easy to get, probably isn't worth your time pursuing it. You can get the VISA and citizenship if you really wanted it, I am sure.

Anyways, it is late and I have things to do tomorrow. Was good talking to you Peru, best wishes and good night.

>>69705373
对不起我不回答你快,我在做早饭 (米饭,炒土豆和炒鸡蛋)
我不喜欢亚洲女人因为她们最喜欢白男人,我不是白人所以亚洲女人不喜欢我
现在我跟亚洲要做只贸易

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>Peru's chinese is SO bad, that xiao doesn't want to speak to him

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>>69706061
I was on the kitchen cooking my breakfast, thats why I wasnt replying fast to him
now I must go downstairs again to check the french fries

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>>69706061
>>69706320

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>>69706320
>breakfast
>french fries

>>69706320
What kind of fucker would eat french fries for breakfast
I bet you cook your french fries in the oven

>>69705209
pls beat some sense into them

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whatcha doin peru? talking about trade secrets? talking about obscure products to dropship and export?

whatcha gonna do with mold peru

>>69704999
nice biko

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>>69706559
>>69706459
>>69706410
>>69706603

I do the french fries on a pan
cooking and posting in chinese, ofc you all will never know this good feel
french fries done with real potatoes (peruvian potatoes) ofc this feel is also unreachable for you all
kek

>>69705904
>做只贸易
别走资派

你真是反动派!

>>69706843
Did you peel the potatoes ?
If not you're not a true chef

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>>69706843

do the potatoes remind you of cindy? do you wish cindy would cook for you? peru?

>>69706628
>whatcha gonna do with mold peru
那个是一个秘密

>>69706949
为什么你会说中文?

>>69707070
ofc I peel the potatoes

>>69707396
this year Im a new man
women have no power over me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8WFdn8_7mo

>>69707704
说来话长

我以前住在中国

>>69704999
>日本の最終的な暴走族の四人

>>69707803
你最喜欢哪个国家?中国或者日本?
你是不是日本的本地人?
你觉得学习中文很容易吗?

>>69708059
这两个国家我都喜欢,但是我特别喜欢贵州

我是美国人

中文绝不容易,但是因为我对中国文化感兴趣,所以我觉得学习中文很好玩

Chinese Thread / 中国語糞

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of China.
Let's tark at randam in Chinese. Take it easy!

>>69708401
ching chong my friend

我不話中国語
謝謝 :3

中国語スレに迷い混んでしまった。
日本語スレは何処(いずこ)へ?

>>69708626
コンピューターで中国で打ち方はどうするか?

>>69708401
我爱你,瑞典

>>69708952
感謝

漢字以外文字消日本語中国語成
平仮名使質問出来
言否定形困
否定形動詞平仮名「無」
質問場合文終「伺」付
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>>69709030
is it japanese written like chinese or something like that?
I can make sense of it but it still weird.

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>tfw got rejected by the JET

>>69709247
>I can make sense of it
>doesn't answer questions

>>69709417
They did you a favor

>>69709472
That was my only ticket in

>>69709417
JET program is still active?

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>>69699799
they are scraped mythology of entire Japan including rural regions
Narupo is better to know modern Japanese
Amaterasu is name of jutsu, but not God

>>69709494
>That was my only ticket in...
to a 5sqm apartment with 5000 yen left over for food every month

私疲了
私持無彼女
私孤独
私望死亡

"Have I ever given you reason not to trust me"とはどう訳しよう?
少し戯れているような反語だね。
例えば:
人1:富士山を裸で登ったことあるよ。
人2:嘘つき!
人1:Have I ever given you reason to doubt me?
人2:笑、今日はまだ5回だけ嘘をついたので今回許すよ。

>>69709576
Better than Interac

>>69709573
Fuck off narutard

>>69709470
Do you want an answer in autism speak?

Beside you can't turn japanese into chinese because of the many words that only have hiragana writings.

>>69709417
How did you manage that?
Did you let them know you're a weeb? I've heard they don't like that.

>>69709597
俺が今まで嘘なんてついたことあったか?

>>69709577
我累了
我沒有女兒摟抱
我很孤獨
我想死

>>69709721
he said he love loli and that it was his main drive for teaching. :DDD

>>69709597
とりまニヤニヤしとけば誰でも反語だとわかるよ

>>69709721
I heard various things on that, but no. I didn't mention anime or video games once.

>>69709597
俺はあなたに一度も嘘をついたことがあるのか?

>>69709576
>not treating it as a subsidised holiday
It's a perfectly fine way to spend a gap year or something, provided you're not a poorfag. It might look good on a resume provided one actually wanted a career as a teacher.

>>69709700
desu I was just stuffing around. The thing is that I wrote it myself so I know what it originally said; I'm not sure how decipherable it is to anyone else.

>>69709577
何無理解
言葉順番無茶苦茶理解
互頑張

>>69709734
>>69709830
そのようなことだろうね。
確かにそれより的確な反訳があると思っていたけど。少し英語の意味とイントネーションとの違いがあるね。

>>69709801
メッセージならそれが難しくなるけどね。

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>>69709742
top kek desu

>>69709958
>(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ

>>69709958
*翻訳

>>69709971
kek
I wasn't even joking, no idea it would give those results if one tried translating it from Japanese.
>>69710000
wwそれも効くそうだな

>>69709871
>It's a perfectly fine way to spend a gap year or something
I fully agree
I spent 10 weeks there cleaning in a hostel. Probably the best time of my life.

>>69710123
Not sure if you're joking or not, but I know an English fellow who spent perhaps six months working at a hotel in Okinawa. He did actually have to work, but from the sound of it he spent basically all his free time drinking and hanging around with the female staff and local girls, and claims to have had rather a good time.

Not my cup of tea but there are people who enjoy that sort of thing.

>>69710472
>Not sure if you're joking or not
It was not a joke.
I only had to clean for 3h a day 5 days a week and I got to meet a lot of very nice people. (and some retarded people as well of course)

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あの… すみません

青森はどう?あんた達の思うをください。 英語おねがいします。 私は日本語を勉強します、また青森を行きたい

>>69710627
This is extremely effective recruitment propaganda and I'm not sure why the military doesn't focus exclusively on trying to attract recruits with pictures of cute girls.

>>69710627
>あんた達の思うをください
ご感想を下さい。
>英語おねがいします
英語でお願いします。
>私は日本語を勉強します、また青森を行きたい
The two are not connected, I'd split them tbqh.
日本語を勉強しています。
また青森が行きたいですが。

>>69710839
ありがとう!

>>69710627
>青森はどう
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3SH6rNWcsM

>>69710994
なんじゃそりや、これは

>>69710731
because the public targeted isn't basement dwellers autist and manchildren otaku.

東京へ出るだ~

>>69711213
何言っているんだお前は

>>69711256
がっ!

>>69711101
>implying normies don't like cute girls

>>69710839
>が行きたい
に、no?

>>69711514
No.
When the noun is actually stressed in your meaning, the volitional and the potential can also be used with が.
This feels strange in English, but is actually correct. 青森に行きたい would also be correct, but it stresses the action.
Example of the potential: エアーマンが倒せない=I can't defeat Airman, even though Airman seems to be the subject of the sentence.

>>69711656
I see.
First time I'm seeing が行く being used.

>>69711656
青森が行きたい can be translated like "Aomori wants to go", so it's weird to say...
青森に行きたい or 青森へ行きたい is okay.
If you want to put a stress to 青森 and want to use が with 青森 then, the sentence will be something like "青森がいきたい場所です".

thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx1WbtEU4S4

>>69709417
Me too man. It's insane that I didn't even get an interview.
I studied abroad in Japan and have been learning the language for the last 2 years.

Meanwhile I looked on Reddit's little JET page and it's a bunch of girls going: "Yay! I got in! My boyfriend didn't though :P"

And fuck this! Even the Captcha is a Japanese sign!

>>69711975
Your thought on Peruvian Koreaboo high school girls?

>>69711971
Woops. Perhaps it doesn't work with 行きたい then, although I'm positive I've heard it before.

Pretty sure it depends on the verb.

I don't know, using が with a verb that implies "movement" in such a manner just seems strange to me.

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>誰もはセックスについて話してない

So it seems JET is getting more and more selective, right? I have no formal teaching experience, but was hoping to apply in a few years. Oh well, shit sucks.

>>69712386
shut up pewdiepie

>>69712635
Is that supposed to be an insult?

起きろ!

>>69712103
There are tons of exceptions on Japanese grammar...

>>69712386
今年はセックスをしていませんでした
まだ(?)

Perhaps with the right context, you could use は for emphasis.
>青森は行きたい
(Wherever else I may want to go,) I want to go to Aomori.

---

On the use of が:
>エアーマンを倒せない
(I) can't beat Airman.
This is just the simple case of no topic set, dropped subject, Airman as the object. Standard stuff.

>エアーマンは倒せない
Speaking of Airman, (I) can't beat him.
Here Airman is the topic and the subject is dropped. The object is also dropped because it is redundant and wouldn't make sense given the topic.

>エアーマンが倒せない
Airman is unbeatable.
As the particle suggests, Airman is really the subject here. You might consider the verb to function like an adjective. One might instead say, "Airman is unbeatable". Putting it in context as a relative clause (the same as in >>69711971's exmaple) clears this up:
>僕は、
>エアーマンが倒せない
>敵だ
As for me,
Airman is [an] unbeatable
enemy.

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>>69712647

>>69712606
Is JET a job? I mean, do you get a salary when you are working as a JET?

>>69712947
First Year: ¥3,360,000

Second Year: ¥3,600,000

Third Year: ¥3,900,000

Fourth and Fifth Year: ¥3,960,000

>>69712820
僕も今年まだやってない

>>69712947
Yeah, somewhat over 3 million yen per year.

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>>69713010
I earn more

>>69713119
>earning money
>not being given it as tribute by wagies

>>69698407
you actually gave them the word cha

>>69712927
Umm, still you can't use 'は' for emphasis when the verb is '行きたい'.
青森はいきたい is translated to 'Aomori wants to go', so it's weird...

>>69713212
I enjoy working desu

>>69713014
じゃ、お互いに助け合いましょう

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>>69713285

>>69713010
Maximum 5 years?

>>69713244
you can say 山形は行きたくないけど、青森は行きたい

>>69712820
>>69713014
今生俺はセックスまだやってない
どうしよう

>>69713119
Rich boi

>>69713343
You really shouldn't be doing JET that long anyways. It's an entry-level job with no vertical mobility.

>>69713460
>どうしよう
セックスかな

>>69713244
Thanks. I wasn't sure. I don't think it's a construction I would use anway. Just to check:
B:一緒に四国に行かないか
A:田舎はつまらないから嫌だ
B:じゃあ、青森にも行きたくないね
A:ああ、でも青森は行きたい
So this is wrong? Does it have to be 青森には?

>>69713456
Ahh, you are right! please ignore my comment..

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>>69713119
Is 50 000 usd big money for you?

>>69713503
sorry, I posted a wrong comment. You can use 'は' with '行きたい' in that case for sure.

>>69713244
>>69712794
Yeah, it's completely clear again.
ど忘れだった、直してくれてありがとう。
勉強になる。

>>69713616
Of course it is.

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>>69712079
I've applied to Interac, and might apply to these Eikawa ones next as well. The JET standards seem incredibly inconsistent.

>>69713616
I have more than double that (^:

>>69713647
Good to know I wasn't mistaken. I suppose it's context-dependent.

Understanding the topic/subject distinction is pretty useful for learners, I think. In this case 青森 is just the topic, not the subject.

>>69713255
Why don't you work for free, then, wagie?

>>69713810
Rich kidd

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>>69713851

>>69713767
I think it's less a matter of standards and more them putting a ton of weight on your SOP.

>>69713820
>Understanding the topic/subject distinction is pretty useful for learners
that's same when we read English
English teachers in school often say "search verb and subject"

>>69712079
>I studied abroad in Japan and have been learning the language for the last 2 years.
So... Do they require you to have a Japanese language skill?
If so, I don't get why they require it when you teach 'English' by English in Japan....

>>69713913
>he enjoys working
So do your job as a hobby, control your own tasks and hours. If you enjoy it you can do it whenever and however you want, and sustain your household with tribute from the wageserfs.

>>69714061
what's wrong with enjoying what you do to earn money?

>>69714061
I'm not a billionaire
I can't even afford an apartment in Stockholm

>>69713964
They don't require language ability for JET in general (and they might actually prefer that ALTs not be able to speak Japanese). You do need to speak Japanese for CIR positions, though.

>>69714133
He-he
Poor child

>>69714127
Claiming to enjoy a thing when you're really only doing it to keep food on the plate is a weak rationalisation.

>>69714133
As I thought, wagepeasant.

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>>69714191
>only doing it to keep food on the plate
Running out of reaction pics here

>>69714191
>enjoy doing thing
>there's a way to make money while doing thing
>this is somehow a bad thing

???

>>69714133
>I can't even afford an apartment in Stockholm
I'm a NEET and I can afford one just fine.

I think the master race on /int/ is British because I haven't ever seen they are made fun of

>>69714356
renting != owning

>>69714388
Fair enough.

>>69714225
>I'm not a billionaire
>I can't even afford an apartment in Stockholm
If you didn't go out and work like a good little wagie for the big boss man, you'd starve.

>>69714241
>being mired so deeply in rationalisation that even when you are told your claim is a mere rationalisation you keep trying to rationalise it
Here's the truth:
>need money
>must work
>get job
>would still rather be doing other things
>try to feel less bad about not doing those other things
>convince self that the job is enjoyable

>>69714371
You haven't been on /fr/

>>69714416
>If you didn't go out and work like a good little wagie for the big boss man, you'd starve.
In 10 years if I didn't apply for benefits
how jelly are you?

>>69714416
Your logic only makes sense if you didn't like the thing you're doing as a job prior to having it as a job

at the moment it's just shitty bait

>need monkey

>>69714356
>>69714388
>>69714403
All property is rental anyway. The king is the ultimate landlord. We NEETs (noble excellent euphoric truth-knowers) are as lords and noblemen; the king takes his share of the crop harvested by the peasants, and we are given it as tribute and in recognition of our virtue.

>>69714459
As for me, very.

>>69714142
>CIR positions
I didn't know it. Do you think CIR is an attractive position? I personally think it's not, because if you can speak Japanese well, you can choose other jobs that offer a better wage to you.

>>69714459
>Aussie pay the rent every WEEK

>>69714549
Yes and no.

The pay is worse and there's no prospect for advancement.

On the other hand, getting hired for a better position straight away from outside the country is not always easy, and since the CIR has some responsibilities in local government and is part of a national project, it can look good on a resume.

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>>69714544
>I'm not actually r-retarded, t-trust me guys. I was trolling a-all along h-haha t-tricked you

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>>69714533

I will make next @310
lets sex

>>69714664
>he doesn't like an epic meme from time to time
Wagie work sucks out the soul, hey?

>>69714817
good template plz

>>69713932
I thought my SoP was great! Had it proofread by nearly everyone I know.

>>69714895
>lost an argument, better meme myself out of it

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>>69709417
>>69712079
Me too, bros. I had N4 competency in Japanese (nothing to brag about but it's more than most people who say they know Japanese), I have legit teaching experience K-12 and college (I was even paid directly by the board of education a few times), and I actually have already helped Japanese students with their English. I just got an email saying that I was rejected.

JET has really awkward stuff they look for. They only want one person from each area because that person is the representative of the area. So they will not (or at least, very very rarely will they) hire two people from Washigton D.C., for example. That's probably why that girl got in but her boyfriend didn't.

They also don't show you their rubric anymore but when it was public it had mundane stuff that's super opinionated depending on who is reading your application, so if some cranky person happened to pick yours up you are already at a disadvantage.

There's still hope though, you can always apply next year. There are also other ALT programs but read what they offer carefully, as well as their reviews. Many of them don't pay for your plane ticket, and some of them don't even pay for your rent or even help you find an apartment. But there are other good ones that do, and one of them even accepts applications every month rather than every year like JET. So if you really want to do something like JET, look at some of those.

I know you're salty because I am too but there is hope.

>>69714664
he is too edgy to be a troll

>>69714909
This, use good template.
Accidentally, current thread uses good template

>>69715049
I have had my template prepared for days (literally)

@69715049
Don't reply to me when it's complete nonsense

>>69715085
forgot to add The F. in that post
here's your (You) >>69714909

>>69715085
新しいバージョン?

>>69714963
>argument
I wasn't making an argument, peasant.

>>69714995
Are you saying they generally only hire one person per consulate or one person from a geographic area? I'm from a pretty rural area but the closest consulate would be NYC.

クソやろう

>>69714995
It's gotten too popular.

>>69715131
>argument
>noun
>a disagreement, or the process of disagreeing

>>69713810
what do you do?

>>69715085
How exciting.

>>69715308
There was no disagreement. You are just in denial.

>>69715310
I'm a code monkey

Hey guys if you want to teach in Asia forget Japan. The place is a dump anyway and the people are trash. China's on the up-and-up, that's where all the money and the hot chicks are, trust me.

>>69713767
>Eikawa
Be careful with those, anon. From what I understand they're basically private tutoring through a company. Here's why that's bad:

-You only get a job if a client picks you. This makes it hard to even get in the door since most people will just look for the highest rated tutors in your company.

-You get paid like 25-30 dollars an hour, and most sessions will probably only be 1-2 hours. So you may only be making 60 dollars on a good day until you get enough good reviews.

-If any of your first reviews are bad then you are 100% fucked, nobody wants to pick a tutor who has a 66% approval rate and 3 reviews.

-Many eikawa companies shill for their English books, many of which are horrendous and even inconsistent within themselves (gotta make it a tad bit confusing to make the clients have to pay for more sessions!)

I'm not saying that Eikawa are all shit but between Eikawa and ALT I think ALT is the superior choice, ESPECIALLY if you're not already in Japan. Don't go to Japan for an eikawa job because it's easy to get screwed over by not getting enough pay.

>>69715291
Per area, that's why they ask you on the application what area you want to represent. But of course, they probably care about some areas more than others because "muh culture exchange"

>>69715389
G U T T E R O I L

>be in japanese threads
>not namefagging

>>69715332
nothing special desu

>>69715130
違いますです

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>>69715343
>You are just in denial.
10/10 projection

>>69715445
>loses an argument
>accuses the winner of losing an argument
>then accuses the winner of projecting
cannot make this shit up man