>be vietnam >win glorious struggle for liberation and expel

They were just tsundere.

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>>69696730
NO

>>69696838
That guy and his son look like spics.

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>>69697310

>that feel when want to live in an irrelevant country with a cheap cost of living

How is the crime out there? Will I get shanked by manlets?

>>69696730
>and fat pasty sex tourists

Not true at all for Vietnam, there's almost no sex industry there at all and most women won't touch white men with a barge pole for being scared as to how it'll look. During my time living there the only times I was aware of any kind of sex industry was as a scam to blackmail idiots with. You're thinking of Thailand and Cambodia.

>>69697592
>How is the crime out there? Will I get shanked by manlets?
Depend on your luck, how big is a chance of getting robbed in America? Though for some reasons my relatives just keep telling me to be careful around strangers, apparently they can hypnotize you or something. Basically from what I heard:
>someone asks you how to get to somewhere
>they touch you, direct contact, usually hand to face, possibly shoulders or back
>you either fall to the ground or listen to whatever they tell you to
>will take your bikes, money etc...
>minutes later after they leave you regain your consciousness
Haven't seen one by myself so no idea of it's just rumor or real

>build towns, railways and the best and only infrastructures this country ever had
>get expelled by moronic peasants who think they know better
>60 years later the buildings your people built are the only things worth a shit in this hellhole

Was colonization a mistake?

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>Be American
>Lose a war against a bunch of hot farmers in Asia
>Lose a war against a bunch of cold farmers in Russia
>Lose a war against a bunch of your own farmers in the North

is there any way to win?

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>>69696730
At least we don't have a shaman for president and high suicidal rate like some of your vassal states

>>69702011
>Just give them the dong

>>69702360
>>69702011
W8 there is more than one vietanon which one of you owns the burger restaurant?

>>69696730
>BTFO filthy Surrendrmonkey colonists
>BTFO bafgeutefag proxy, Amerishits
>50 years later have healthy trade relations with former colonial powers, on equal terms

Bravo, Vietnam

>>69700014
What did he mean by this

>>69696730
Ive been all over vietnam and never once saw a McDonald's.

seriously fuck off