American gf edition
Kurwa!
hahahhahhaahha
british gf 2bh
What do you FEEL when you see this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlBBokLqbKg
CHEBS
H
E
B
S
>>69689552
will you stop going on about your mum for five minutes
>>69689518
I don't really expect to run into trannies in my daily life, if I saw someone that looks like this I would assume they were just big
ATHEIST ASMR
5m43s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0H3dCS88ck
test
>>69689571
or a castle
>>69689533
dont post my wife!
>>69689582
>they were just big
big guys, maybe
>>69689593
is that an asian gf I see on your twitter?
>>69689582
you can see the awkward asian boy in that face though
>>69689582
Why's this cunt always got a crazy person smile in all these pictures you've posted?
american girls would never understand my accent and they would recoil from my yellow teeth
>>69689604
would really prefer if you did not post pictures of my gf, thanks
imagine fathering a tranny and having to put up with her retard friends
>>69689533
shes russian
fuckin god
>>69689608
shit you the lad from before who wanted to leave for like 6 months?
I'm thinking of booking my flight out there for February 26 but idk if that's far enough ahead to get everything I need in order.
>>69689617
for Wu
Chicken connoisseur > The Report School Shooter of the Week
natalie austin doesn't sound russian
how do you lads like me motorbike?
got a good deal on it bought it from a solider who is getting stationed in japan and he didn't want to pay to ship it over
moving to Brentford 2bh
>>69689672
>solider
>yank education
>>69689356
cold out
>>69689624
yeah it makes me realise how fucked asians are, put a wig on half of the men and they'll pass
feel bad for them
patrician taste
>>69689664
i'm booking my flights for either this friday or in 2 weeks
i got the £££ for flights and everything it's just having the cojones to push the button online and book them
how old are you btw?
really need an azn gf
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483937182641.webm
Really need a drink lads
LADS i need your help: (see enclosed)
If the so called G.F is snapping a bunch of other guys is this an issue?
i can reel her in easily enough but i dont want to overreact if its nothing.
>>69689656
nice beach
looks just like back home (haiti)
>>69689719
if it's selfies, yes
>>69689704
22
if you post on brit while you're there tell me what its like first hand.
>>69689705
Damn that's a lot of piss.
thinking about msn conversations i could have had back in the day if id have just gotten over my anxiety
i always made a better impression over text
>>69689705
I don't feel like a drink anymore
>>69689733
hmmm thats what i was thinking
NOT pleased if im honest. will be having words with her.
>>69689719
It's a massive red flag if she's snapping other lads if it's not something she can share with you then she's probably cheating
Catholic ASMR - Scriptural Rosary - Joyful Mysteries (one take, no edits)
25m04s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SggS35HabxY
>>69689624
very obvious here
though you can tell he would've been fairly attractive if he'd stayed a guy
5'10 isn't too short either
>>69689597
Yeah i was talking about those
Those are nice
>>69689719
I had a long talk with one of my friends who is a turbo-normie about this
He believes it is an issue because it's to test out new potential bfs
As soon as she's got one picked out you'll be dropped
100% straight but would probably let a pretty lad suck my willy
>>69689737
i'm not actually going to Vietnam first, just knew you were the vietnam lad
i might go there though, it looks pretty. just depends how much i enjoy my first destination
el haitiANO is normal posting now
>>69689762
>21 views
hmm
>>69689771
Yeah
>tfw too autistic to travel to a foreign country on my own
aaaaaaaa
>this is the kind of person that voted for Trump
Oh my days
>>69689719
Yeah, if its not group photos and those guys arent her family members
Cant advise you on what to do though, bit lonely myself you see
new year, new form of posting
aint that right
>100% straight
>>69689798
Same, but I did it anyways
Went TERRIBLY
>>69689775
hmmm
really dislike dating in the modern age (feel free to hatpost me)
have to have a norman book with at least 100 friends, cant be a billy no mates. have to have a snapchat. for the turbonormie girls (like im seeing) you need an instagram as well.
even then some internet """"celebrity"""""" can just waltz in and steal your girl.
>>69689816
haha yeah, you got it mate
*does a poo*
>>69689791
PRAY
>>69689800
this is the road my weeb cousin is traveling down
just remembered he also has long hair
>this is the kind of person that voted for Clinton
Oh my days
not a big fan of myself 2bh
>>69689789
he doesn't want to get banned
don't understand how pills are meant to send me back in time to fix my life
fuck off
>>69689851
im a fan of you xx
>>69689851
PRAY
>>69689792
Still got a few friends who were close but mostly have their own lives, get a message every week or so, even see them a few times a year.. One friend i talk to more but ,well, one..
Nearly got a gf once though
Nearly
I cocked up badly
Swear going on here was genuinely responsible
>>69689845
his mum is still alive?
>>69689800
how easily we forget george w bush and how people mocked him...the 2000s all over again
do NOT like the haitiANO gimmick
women's rights are human rights and human rights are women's rights
this picture of a fence looks like a picture of a lake
>>69689868
>Nearly got a gf once though
>Nearly
>I cocked up badly
>Swear going on here was genuinely responsible
explain all this
Bill of Rights should be repealed seeing as only white men wrote it
>>69689893
*ice skates on your fence*
>>69689866
to who?
>>69689872
>his
fucking shitlord
>>69689893
fuck off janny
Really want to visit a dominatrix desu
>>69689881
>jews supported the overthrow of the prussian monarchy so they could establish a democracy
>democracy led to women being able to vote
are jews the good guys?
ah yes...the so called "life" gimmick...thanks dad...
>>69689911
bumder
feeling very lonely right now aha
Actual business idea: clubs that do 'mask nights'. All attendees are required to wear masks and people who take them off will be escorted out.
Awkward young men and women can come in without anyone knowing who they are and chat up, dance or otherwise socialise with no repercussions
>>69689900
good post
ASMR Teaching You Scottish Slang for Tingles
39m06s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCQnV-tseM8
>http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=242526&TargetURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eadultwork%2Ecom%2FHome%2Easp
>>69689942
howling
this is me every fucking time
the haitiANO hates himself
>>69689957
my best feature is my face so shan't be attending this
>>69689963
virus do not click
>>69689957
>socialise with no repercussions
sorry what are the repercussions wothout masks?
got 25k ready to invest but I need to know about this point
Look at me I'm Mexican and don't directly reply to posts
ajajajaja
>>69689963
i love the way that site uses MSN emotes
INCALLS ONLY NO DOGGING NO CAR MEETS NO OUTCALLS
>>69689942
you're in there lad
>>69689900
this so much
>>69689696
weather in newfoundland is basically fucked
>day 1 - heavy snowfall
>day 2 - >0 temps turns snow into water
>day 3 - <0 temps turns water into ice everywhere
>>69689990
MSN was my first and only Instant Messaging experience
>>69689990
But would you piss in her cunt for £100?
on the one hand, don't want mum having to discover my corpse
on the other, if she weren't such a slag i wouldn't be here in the first place
>>69689987
Nobody knows who you are
Maybe you'll feel bad about fucking up, but you will suffer no social consequences
>>69689533
posting british shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irh3WzEkXLk
>>69689899
Well it all got off to a good start
went on walks with her
and a date, two actually
all going very smoothly
Managed to, er, upset things, certain topic of conversation i think
Different uni too so a bit of pressure on maintaining this
started up again about a week later, same thing
fucked things up again
yeah
She unironically believed bush did 9/11 though and liked corbyn so idk if i dodged a bullet or not
>>69689942
my oc from ages ago.
we unmatched
>>69690018
no one knows who you are anyway billy no mates
>>69690012
Crazy if true
god , /his/ is an awful board
>>69690023
Did someone say British culture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6p8oNCd3XY
would really like if i just went to sleep and never woke up haha
>>69690044
can you pls explain the haitiANO meme (im new)
>>69690018
but nobody know who I am in a normal club
besides I don't think a club that's main selling point is that it's full of people so ugly they need to wear masks is going to take off
>tube strike
ah yes
>>69690015
no chance
>my best feature is my face so shan't be attending this
>>69689872
yes afaik but can't be much longer now
imagine what their home life is like kek
>Beauty is the object of desire, desire is the essence love, and love binds together the entire creation. Every worthwhile thing humanity has ever done has been done in the name of beauty and love.
>>69689900
preach it
Might book a session
http://www.porcelainbeauty.co.uk/home.html
What you lads think?
>>69690037
>>69690057
Yes but they can fucking recognise you after
Not about the ug factor either, it's about being a safe clubbing environment
>>69690026
>Managed to, er, upset things, certain topic of conversation i think
was this is the original topic? why not just bite your tongue? hope a lesson has been learn't
>find someone unknown qt asmr youtuber
>talk to her and give her compliments
>show her my heritage (haitian)
>get gf
what do u think lads?
haitiANO migrated to republica dominicana first and later went to sweden
>>69690094
I've never felt unsafe in a club
>>69690094
ah yes...because hiding faces makes a place safer....that's why airports and banks make you wear balaclavas....
*declines to buy shares in your business*
Why is it that British actors can never do an American accent right?
>>69690100
post SCAT
no more snow for four days
going to get in bed and cry for a bit
bye ladsxx:)
>>69690127
>>69690122
Socially safe you nitwits
Wouldn't believe that English was a first language in this general
>>69690131
sorry, it was a joke (im not actually haitian)
>>69690093
I'm not sure why people do this
>>69690146
state of this lad
>>69690040
pretty true unfortunately
I'm a gorilla dick nigger
I make dyke pussy wet
Hey it's maxilobes
I got banned from his chat for saying 'restart'
what a prick
do white people exist in America any more
>>69690146
>Socially safe
what's that then me lad, something you made up to try and make your idea seem less idiotic hm?
>>69690152
Post dirt cookies
>>69690094
You should go to the scandis about this.
As anglos we are by nature relatively normal socially.
Its the nords that need the help.
>>69690159
wtf is that white stuff
>>69690160
you will refer to me as david duke
>>69690174
>As anglos we are by nature relatively normal socially.
>posts on /brit/
>>69690146
mate abnormie losers don't go to clubs
there's no target market and for that reason, I'm out
>>69690098
Yeah, women arent the same as men is basically what i learned,
Basically told her feminism is bullshit and started talking about the difference between a male suicide and a female suicide
Was in one of those really stupid moods, just wondering how she would react.
Bit stupid in hindsight really, she was quite nice and passable as far as looks went.
>>69690178
they're called white people, ever seen them senpai?
enter this thread and pretend you're a nonwhite interested in moving to aus >>69689365
>>69690167
Is this a meme or are you that stupid?
>>69690178
Cocaine
Newfies love it
>>69690200
The reason they don't GO to clubs is because these don't EXIST yet
Absolutely done with talking to you
>>69690210
nah you're alright
>>69690194
How to enter the friendzone: step 1
>>69690210
wouldnt want to intrude
>>69690201
ffs
>>69690201
what is the difference between male and female suicide?
>>69690198
And yet everyone here still thinks your plan is shit.
Sverigetragen is over there.
>>69690218
so it is about being an ugly weirdo?
>The temperature today is at 26 degrees Celsius. The department also warned residents to take care of their health during the changeable weather.
How good does a woman's mouth feel on your willy?
>>69690218
nah they hate music and dancing
>>69690153
I don't know why I have a bondage fetish but I do, I want to try it so bad but am nervous
>>69690259
like putting your dick in a bag of sand
>>69690167
White Anglo Saxon Protestants are an endangered species in the USA,
they're VERY rare and often skiddish around people.
we've been trying to re-introduce them back and set up breeding populations, but habitat loss will continue to play a major part in their decline.
I photographed this large male in the wild a few years ago, his territory likely covers several acres including the organic markets and country clubs he needs to survive.
please do what you can to protect your local populations, remember to separate your recycling properly and support your local craft breweries and coffeehouses if you want these beautiful but almost mythical creatures to live on.
>>69690229
enter the friendzone? mate he's already in up to his chin and sinking fast
>>69690229
That is like step 30 friendo.
no more fedora posting allowed in this thread, lads. sorry.
>>69690252
>26 degrees Celsius
>mfw that's higher than my city's average summer temps
wew
>>69690252
don't care
>>69690259
like sliding a salty coin under your foreskin
>>69690259
insanely good
better than vag
>>69690252
oh no, take care :x
>thainonce rejected the al*erians advances
>the alg*rian brags about falling in love with prostitutes
>thainonce is still nonceing children
What is it about thailand that attracts runts?
Anyone tried this?
>>69690259
pretty damn great
>>69690294
not that great
i liked your fedora posts. my pirate friend :-)
Stop putting me in the friendzone
>>69690307
maybe I just had a good one
>>69690259
So fucking warm and perfect texture
>>69690271
White Irish Catholics such as myself are virtually indistinguishable. I advise any brits on WASP hunts to watch out for tricks. We papists are dastardly.
>>69690194
>deadass
kts
Uh so how does a man's mouth compare
>>69690252
where does it say that
Anyone tried this?
>>69690329
http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2017/01/09/rain-cold-spell-expected-bangkok-week
>>69690321
a similar but invasive species
>>69690350
virus do not click
>>69690247
Male suicides are direct and intended to succeed, usually not passive-they involve an definite action. Hanging or shooting yourself is male
Female suicides are indirect and not usually intended to succeed , an overdose for example, or cutting wrists (not an immediate or definite action-involves a wait and can be stopped depending upon how)
>>69690242
ik, i try not to think about it much
Should have at least have got a shag out of it before going spaghetti
>>69690304
estrogen in the water
>>69690346
the willy grew 3 inches after taking th
As someone of Pakistani descent, what's the easiest way for me to immigrate to the UK?
>>69690364
implying female suicides are for attention?
>>69690346
yep
me before and after
>>69690370
bet ol' AJ is fucking HUNG
>>69690350
lmao
>So Anon I heard you say nationalism was an outdated concept
>>69690317
perhaps
in my experience girls aren't great at blowies, for some reason they think stopping lick the shaft and balls is somehow better then just getting stuck in on the bellend
never mention it though because I'm generally happy enough that my knob is in a girls gob in the first place
What does your favorite type of coffee say about you?
think I took some decent selfies
I look handsome but also a lil creepy
pizzagate is fake news, even if the owner has pics of children and codewords for pedofilia in instagram
>>69690397
Whats the origin of the left pic
>>69690409
>>69690393
Yes, they typically are.
That is why there are more male suicides but you always hear about "suicidal" girls.
Men have a much higher success rate, they dont do it for attention, they just quietly end it
>>69690426
>taking selfies as a bloke
the state, the absolute state
>>69690422
NESCAFÉ Dolce Gusto’s innovative range of coffee capsules has something for every coffee drinker.
>>69690426
post them
wew lad kek me mates as we say in merry ole Britain my fellow Brits!!!
>>69690439
getting on the 'der again
>>69690426
rorke
>>69690445
Alright Clooney, move along
>>69690393
That's exactly what he's implying u fucktard
>>69690422
Cheap pre-ground perculated coffee
>>69690439
dont make me laugh, for the love of god
my abs, they hurt too much...
but what would i do without the women... i guess its just the price i have to pay
>>69690436
>they just quietly end it
always feel a bit of respect whenever I read about a bloke who everyone thought was fine but then randomly commits suicides
>>69690452
>again
tragic
>>69690455
Coffee has been a long tradition in Thailand, from the sweet but strong Oliang to delicious iced coffee. Now NESCAFÉ Dolce Gusto makes it easy to continue the coffee tradition at home with modern, automated machines and a huge variety of delicious coffee options.
>>69690439
uggo detected
>>69690436
hmmm
not sure I follow
>>69690436
that makes sense
whenever a guy kills himself its always "out of the blue" and everyone is shocked
while a girl you'll hear how she was "suicidal" for a long time
>>69690446
here's one from the blooper reel
>>69690422
I rarely drink coffee
I prefer tea
if I do drink coffee its a black espresso
>>69690474
not really lad, I'm decent enough, a 7 or 7.5/10
being good looking and not being a narcissist aren't dichotomous
>>69690465
always makes me realise that if I offed myself everyone would say they same and how relatable I find those guys lmao roflcopter
>>69690484
You look like a slav or a frog not sure which.
https://youtu.be/BrdOy6JhYyo
Made an instagram account just to follow cute lads and save thier pictures
>>69690484
i expected you to be a tanned fellow aryan with long hair who surfs
you can piss right off
>>69690484
Very ANGLO looking
>>69690502
Really need to heem every Thai
>>69690498
neither is narcissism and taking selfies but nice try uggo
>>69690436
remember thinking the girl who flashed her tits and drank bleach probably didn't mean to finish the job
Just printed out this post >>69690484
all me
>>69690500
yer same
reckon everyone's in for a rude awakening one day
>>69690484
Do you frequent effay by any chance
>>69690522
BEADY
STOP BULLYING ME!
>>69690484
Quite the nose you have their (((anon)))
>>69690522
looks like my granddad except he had a pompadour when he was young
>>69690484
bad angle
your other photos are far better
>>69690546
not anymore
>>69689533
I had an american gf once
she had this thing where she had to eat at least one burger per week or she'd get horribly ill
>>69690555
>>69690465
Yeah,i sort of get what you mean
We bury our emotions, try not to affect others, sort of respect a man for the control he has in suffering in silence.
>>69690476
To clarify; Men kill themselves for that purpose, not for attention, unlike women. So they do it directly and definitely, eg. Jumping off a bridge.
>>69690479
you get it
are women or men happier?
how do I untan my skin?
>australians arent all surfer bros
thanks globalists...
women have easiest lifes, but are less happy, don't know why tbqh
>>69690583
women
they're also stronger mentally
>>69690583
Women were happier from when records began up until the push for more women in the workplace
Now both men and women are equally miserable.
THANK YOU FEMINISM
>>69690574
>>69690522
https://youtu.be/hQo1HIcSVtg#t=49
>>69690598
>they're also stronger mentally
this 2bh
>>69690585
Why
>>69690583
Women aren't capable of happiness they're all robots programmed to be horrible.
>>69690583
men
they're also stronger mentally
>>69690615
incorrect on both accounts my friend
>>69690611
the fucks it gotta do with you bucko?
>>69690615
>they're also stronger mentally
uhm no sweetie :)
>>69690581
Oh you're just trying to push sexist propaganda
I understand now
>>69690605
>>69690607
Me at the rally
>>69690526
Sounds like a "bubbly" "outgoing person" with a "zest for life", a true shock to everyone
>>69690639
>>69690623
women break down at least twice daily
Women are stupid and I don't respect them
>>69690583
Women have less immediate worries, so they'd generally be happier
women are genuinely better human beings than men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
>bbc
wonders never cease
>>69690646
*does a speech*
There's a reason men die younger than women
More stress
>>69690648
hypothesis: regularly having a cry and seeking help from friends and family makes them more emotionally healthy then men who pretend everything is ok and isolate themselves until they break and blow their own brains out.
I downright hate women
>>69690668
>>69690635
I know youre shitposting but its actual psychology
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide
>Although females attempt suicide at a higher rate, they are more likely to use methods that are less immediately lethal. Males frequently complete suicide via high mortality actions such as hanging, carbon-monoxide poisoning, and firearms. This is in contrast to females, who tend to rely on drug overdosing.
>girl I know tries to kill herself but fails miserably and just has an allergic reaction
ahhhh yes
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1483837599053.webm
love how disgusting AJ applegate is
>>69690672
they fall apart at even the slightest bit of stress
>>69690680
hmm...
>>69690668
Where the lisicki edit
british fascists were outnumbered by anti-fascists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cable_Street
>>69690669
>going on reddit ever
lol good joke
gf just sent me this
>>69689800
>alt-right
that image is old as shit
how the fuck was she so early on the alt-right trend?
>>69690696
BEADY
>>69690708
looks like a chav
>>69690645
I think she did genuinely have a hard time (if you googled her name the pic came up and she was underage too lmao) but she really revelled in the whole suicidal chick thing
>>69690686
Was doing a bit of a late night troll :^)
I agree, shame it's taboo to downright admit this stuff in public
>>69690717
because its been edited
What's surgery like?
How long will it take to heal?
Will I be put under general?
What's that like? Is it trippy? Will I reveal my powerlevel?
FUCK
>>69689800
>Alt-right photoshopped in, not even fucking inspect element
>shitty attempt at MAGA hat photoshop
fuck off Trayvon
>>69690735
depends on the surgery lad
good night brit
*punches aussie in the stomach*
not you, uggo
>>69690735
It's like sleeping and then you wake up super tired and out of it and sleep a lot for a few days then you start recovering depending on what was done.
>>69690692
always get scared when i follow a /gif/ link
>>69690607
They're really not that intimidating desu
me and the lads would fuck them up honestly
>>69690735
I don't know, I've never had surgery
>>69690051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpyC73RcBSg
So sophisticated.
>>69690776
good post
>>69690724
Probably, but so do lots of people, ive become a bit numb to things like that though, stupid fucking teenage girls caught up in their own melodrama
>>69690728
Yeah, especially if you talk about it to a girl
>>69690724
link
i want learn english
you can help ? how are you