Does your country mostly attract strange visitors or is it only

>>69679146

Mostly lots of rude Chinese people, here. The Japanese who visit are usually polite
And the Germans who come tend to get lost and die in the bush, or are murdered trying to hitchhike lel

>>69679146
We attract European and American hippies, junkie degenerates and sex deviants.

>>69679146
>''dude weed!'' millennial yuros and burgers
>boomer burgers
>groups of asians
Fuck tourists

Also,
>that nose

>>69679146
>Does your country mostly attract strange visitors
that's the only kind we get, and they aren't visitors because that implies they leave after a while

>>69679214

How does one get lost in such a small country?

>>69679937
NZ is bigger than the UK, my dude.

I dunno, in the summer you get your usual share of Asian and European tourists. Nothing out of the ordinary, though I think it's kinda weird when you get those folk who come here but don't speak a lick of English.

>>69680151
>I think it's kinda weird when you get those folk who come here but don't speak a lick of English.
Speak for yourself.

Gotta love when Japaneses try to act all upitty and weirded out by others desu.

>>69679937

You tell me lel

Fiordland national park is like 13,000km sq, lad

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>>69679146
Pretty soon we won't have to worry about it

>>69679214
Yeah, why is it always the Germans?

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>>69679937

>>69680796

It's literally a meme at this point

>spend years learning English
>go on a nice holiday to new zealand
>die

>>69679508
American socialists are scumbags.

>>69680638
You could fly over it.

You'll gonna need a taller wall if you want to stop those as well.

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>>69680796
Germans are absurdly naive, it's like they have something inside them that blocks natural and healthy suspicious thoughts, probably due to their nazi-guilt upbringing, and thus they end up trusting and associating with the absolute worst scum in the countries they visit.

I assume they instinctually block all "danger signals" when encountering actually dangerous people because most of them are non-white, so the little guilty voice in their head tells them "it's raycist to mistrust this guy even if he looks like a dangerous criminal, you are just mistrusting him because he is brown don't you?!".

I remember a German tourist who was eaten by a Polynesian cannibal because "Hey, why should I be so racist as to not trust and follow deep in the forest this "not suspicious at all" brown guy? Look at me WORLD, a german male free of racial prejudices, look at how NOT Nazi I am, LOOK".

They have become such a pathetic people.

>>69679146
the spanish students are the worst. always playing loud music on the buses all the time

>>69679146
is that eyelid tape?

She has to go to Korea to get a nose job

>>69679937
Why don't you go find out Hanz

>>69681491
What do you even know sitting in your moms basement all day long consumibg shitty 4chan memes.

>>69687916
There's obviously a grain on truth is that stereotype

Personally I'm immediately wary of any German i meet, it's just an instinct

Chinese here suck
I always laugh my ass off when I hear about one of them getting mugged or taken advantage of
Dumb fucks also carry like 3 grand around in cash on them as if they're not going to get the bash

>>69687916

Google "German tourist dies nz"

No memes here

>>69688199
Didn't two german girls get killed by a tree or something last time

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>Does your country mostly attract strange visitors

Well, we get around 85 million visitors each year, though that might have dropped a bit recently. Most of them are just average people.

Best tourists are probably the Japanese. Polite, usually actually interested in what they are seeing, don't mind trying new things. Maybe a bit too naive.

Worst are the Chinese. Rude, loud, just here for shopping or to take selfies in front of monuments, not willing to try anything new, always travelling in groups.

Some Brits, old ones, are great. Except they colonise our countryside. Americans are overall pretty decent, though some are Chinese-tier and walking stereotypes.

>>69679937
Germany isn't even in the top 50 largest countries, you're a cuntlet

>>69688273
>...and experiencing Paris syndrome
>tfw almost becoming a victim of the syndrome, 2013

Gringos usually do stupid shit at campings and national parks like starting fires or getting lost "exploring"

>>69688265
>killed by a tree
What
Did it attack them or something?

>>69679214
the german don't die in northland and we get a fair share of german and swiss tourists they generally have a good time here though lol.

only in the south island and near wellington where there is trouble for all tourists that don't stick to the predefined routes.

also I understand why people die in southisland there is alot of hidden holes in the ground where pwoplw can uniroically fall many meters to their death
and the hills and rough terrian full of boulders the size of houses don't help ether.

*X files music starts playing*
why?

>>69688840
There is a small change of trees falling over. If you're stupid enough to place your tent below one, you're playing the lottery with your life.

>>69689229
I know, toothpaste-kun. It was a joke

>>69689054
I live on the west coast of south and every 1-2 months I see missing person posters up for tourists, a lot are found alive some are found dead.

They just go out unprepared, go off the beaten path get lost and have no way of finding their way back.

>>69689266
German tier comedy

>>69688265
>get killed by a tree
I think low temperature isn't bad thing at all