>tfw we could be a bilingual nation but ebil portuguese

It was hard enough to teach those tree humpers one language, two would have been impossible.

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>>69653479
>Tupi "language"

>tfw don't speak nahuatl ; _;

kuruminha sounds good. which language is this

We should be speaking Spanish. It's way better than P*rtuguese.

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>>69653790
tupi

>>69653626
>>69653652

I'm not talking about Native bullshit he is talking about german

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LUSO!! :)

>>69653907
kek Getulio wasnt a portuguese dictator

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>>69653801
Take that back.

>>69653479
HABLA ESPAÑOL PUTO

TE CREES ESPECIAL POR HABLAR EN PORTUGUES CONCHATUMADRE

>>69654043
yo hablo argentino
sos un boludo de mierda manolo

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>>69653801
kys

>>69653801
Thank God Portuguese didn't let you learn Spanish.

>>69653801

Fuck off. Everyone that speaks Spanish is labelled with some shit.

>>69654191
That t-shirt of Podemos looool

>>69654376
Being shit is not better than being labelled as shit.

>>69653801
Kys diaspora scum

I heard 1/4 of brazilians are able to speak the most popular native language of their area. like tupi and guarini

>>69656414
Not even natives speak Tupi anymore. You really assimilated them.

>>69656414
The only tupi language still spoken to some degree is nheegatu (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nheengatu), spoken by 19000 people. which is 0.0095% of the BR population.

What exactly does Tupi sound like?

>>69656631
Like Guarani i think, since they're related. Ask some Paraguayans.

>>69656469
>>69656562

COLONIZED.com

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>>69657321
t. literally colonized by moors

>>69657407
t. literally colonised by a moor colony

Call us moor all you want, we're still your claim of your "white" half.

>>69657407

Don't be so upset, we dindu nuffin wrong. They were savages that practiced child sacrifice, really!

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>>69657626
Nah, we're considered somewhat white because of Italians, Germans and Poles, even.

No need to get preachy.

>>69657321
Well my ancestors colonized this shit so i'm not the colonized here.

>>69657721
>so white they got cucked into speaking a moor colony's language

Are you sure they are not swedish, even?

>>69657803
I don't speak Moortuguese though, I speak Tupi and English only.

>>69657863
i like you

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>>69653801
Trust me, Portuguese is better. Over here in most of the Americas all the Spanish speaking Latinos act like niggers.

>>69657934
Brother colonies should be supportive of each other.

>>69657982
back to the construction site with you

I find sad the fact that despite many emigrants, no country in the Americas has ever adopted Italian as official or regional language

>>69653479
>tfw you could have been central european and spoken 3+ languages fluently

JUST

>>69653801
no, I like portuguese, fuck off

Learn Spanish.

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>>69657321

>Hey tutuxca, look at that brawny pale man by the river, he is so huge!!~
> Hi hi hi, and he is soooo hairy, look at that beard!
> How our men can even compete!
> I bet you my bag of ayahuasca he is not hairy only on the face hi hi
> You naughty girl, what are you up to
>Watch and see... Maybe join
>*Garcilazo Garcia notices tutuxca spying him while he was washing his feet by the river*
> Vaya que me ha sorprendido, ¿se le puede ofrecer algo a vuestra fermosa merced?
>*tutuxca unknots her loincloth*
> Vaya virgen santísima de nuestro señor...
>*Steaming Hot New World porn ensues*

>>69653801
Cuck

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>>69658307

>>69658046
You were too busy with Libya, Eritrea to colonise anything in America.
Migrants get assimilated soon or later

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>>69658307
why did our ancestors fuck those bony ass women, when we had these nice asses at home?? makes me feel ashamed, we betrayed our women :(

>>69653801
This

>>69653801
Fuck off, idiot. We don't need no dipshit. EMMIGRATE YOU FUCK NO ONE WILL HAVE SAUDADE FOR YOU

>>69656631
like an asian language

>>69658307
Santo Jesus Cristo, quem me dera colonizar o cu de uma gaja nativa, se é que me entendem.

>>69659523
traidor de raça

Eu só queria um namoradinho português pra colonizar meu coração.

>>69659557
>ele não quer espalhar os seus genes dentro de uma índigena apertada
Tu lá sabes.

>>69653801
Nope, i'm proud of my language and my heritage. The best romantic dialet.

>>69659557

Colonists in Brazil were encouraged to to have interracial relations in order to whiten the population. Just serving our king, man.

tfw you never fucked a brazilian but already fucked 4 portuguese girls

>>69659978
how was the pussy

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>>69657626

t. My colony is richer than us

from now on the thread will go to shit

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>>69660105

>>69660105
I actually like the fact that Brasil has such a cool history. I'm just ashamed it's such a violent country with such poor people on Africa tier level.

>>69660105

delet this and you 4chan account immediately

>>69660256
You should'nt be ashamed. You aren't related with Brasil. Literally nobody here talks about portugal.

>>69660492
It's a part of the lusophony, therefore it's a part of me, whether I like it or not. Even if people don't talk about Timor-Leste or Moçambique, or Grão-Pará, ou o caralho que sei lá, é parte de mim e eu gosto que seja uma língua espalhada por todo o lado.

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>>69653801
>The ammount of butthurt this post caused

>>69660633
It's not the same language. You speak with a dick in your mouth.

>>69660105
You always want your kids to do better than you.

Portugal is proud of Brazil for lots of reasons, we just wish you were a bit less of a delinquent, but it shall pass.

Keep causing Spic-spawn butthurt and we'll keep loving you guys and your food.

>>69660770
>bluh bluh NÃO INTENDU O QUE EISSIS POHTUGUESIS DJIZAIM
E vocês falam com dois dedos no cu.

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>>69657626
You didn't colonize anything south of Paraná. Those were "claimed" Spanish territories named Banda oriental, yet both Portuguese and Spanish settlements were terrorized by Gaúchos throughout the whole region. You had entire armies annihilated in that region, to the point Lagoa dos Patos was referred to as "Laguna de Sangre" by the Spanish, which was essentially a no-go zone for conquistadores.

>inb4 but we had settlements here and there
Yet Rio Grande do Sul and the east of Santa Catarina are entirely Gaúcho by culture today, as Gaúchos never had a capital city due to their lack of political leaders and tribal lifestyle, and the main reason Iberian settlements were constantly flanked and raided by said Gaúchos. Banda Oriental only came to be "tamed" much later and during the Empire of Brazil, when we formally agreed to join the Empire for the benefits of mutual defense and full access to the Empire's trading routes.

Neither Portugal nor Spain ever gained full control over Banda Oriental.

tfw the poorer and more violent areas of Brasil were colonized by poortugueses

>>69660877
It doesn't matter, you payed taxes to us. It matters even less because tons of places throughout the world were also very "poorly" colonized by the portuguese and we love those places anyway (Timor-Leste, Macau, Ceilão, etc.)

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>>69660877
Nobody cares.

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>>69661054
Certainly.

>>69661161
Isso foi contra o Brasil,não foi contra portugal

>>69661161
>tem a bandeira do brasil
>orgulhoso do seu país perder umas guerras
>continua com essa dita bandeira brasileira apesar de dizer que não é brasileiro
Haverá povo mais cuckado que os gaúchos do sul do brasil?

>>69661229

Portugal couldn't defeat some african warlords alone...

But you can defeat three argentine provinces in a war with us as ally kek

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>>69653908
>tfw no tanned portuguese gf to cuddle with

>>69661229
>*at least* 1 century getting constantly btfo by Gaúchos
>manages to "claim" Banda Oriental for literally 5 years
>Empire of Brazil gets btfo, much like both Iberian crowns

>b-but Empire of Brazil wasn't Kingdom of Portugal

>>69661349
>orgulhoso do seu país perder umas guerras
?????????????

>joins the Empire of Brazil
>after Farrapos, Rio Grande do Sul becomes a literal republican enclave inside the Empire of Brazil
>btfo Argentina
>btfo Paraguay
>the reign of Pedro II is still believed to have been the most prosperous years Brazil has ever seen

>republic settles in
>literal socialists take over the country (overwhelmingly supported by the majority in the north and northeast)
>Brazil becomes the epitome shithole

We had the best reasons to join the Empire of Brazil, in which we gained a lot from. The "shithole" Brazil despite being a fairly new phenomenon we still hold the largest separatist movements in the country, with Rio Grande do Sul being overwhelmingly separatist in its 95%+ approval for secession.

Unlike Britain, Brazil is a socialist country with a rather powerful centralized government. You can't expect a democratic secession to simply pop up through a referendum. It will take years and perhaps even decades for us to obtain independence by peaceful means.

>>69662081
tell me more about the history of your land, i am curious
do you think rio grande do sul and uruguay should be one nation only?

>>69662081
What about your current economic situation?

Wish I could believe in "south is white" memes but you turned out to be a major disappointment.
Aside from the cool culture you're not doing well these days. Get your shit together.

>>69662147
>learning history from int

Do yourself a favor and smash your head into a wall after you read the comment.

>>69662257
you talked a bit about history, i just wanted to hear it from a personal point of view. there's literally no point on learning history without understanding what it means to people

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>>69656631
like guarani, they used to be mutually understandable, lots of nasal sounds, particles, and syllabic word structure, it also got a unique vowel 'y' that is only found in russian and romenian. It really remembers asian languages. Really insteresting especially since it was used by colonists and natives until the XVIII

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>>69662254
I'm impressed a "Paulista" would ask that. And by the way, thank Vargas for this overlyindustrialized state you call "locomotiva" that was in fact financed by the federal government, rather than something you built on your own. Maybe that 93% cut from your total GDP will sort that out.

Hola/Ola/Bonas/Kaixo/Hello

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>Brazil exists

I want this meme to end

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>>69662147
>do you think rio grande do sul and uruguay should be one nation only?
No. Rio Grande do Sul and Uruguay would be brother nations, and Río Uruguay itself keeps us together while also cutting us apart from the rest. When Rio Grande do Sul becomes an independent nation I'm quite certain there will be some sort of "Gaucho Confederation" between us, although I wouldn't want to share the same government with them.

Like brothers, we're different: each with his own life and decisions to make, although preserving a fraternal relationship.

>>69663012
very nice. i think this is somewhat similar to northern portugal's relationship with galicia

>>69653801
kek

>>69653801
>we
Kill yourself argentinian.

>>69663012
>When Rio Grande do Sul becomes an independent nation
Kek, you can't even pay your denbts to the Union.

>>69657407
That means you're our grandsons

>>69670625
He said moors,not arabs

>>69657721
I can guarantee you no one from a white country thinks you're white.

>>69667864
Fuck off paulista. The majority of Brazilians don't even know how the debt of the Rio Grande do Sul was actually originated.

Take all your billions of GDP and give everything to Brasília and be happy being raped by your beloved Union.

>>69658046
I wonder the same, Italian immigration was one of the most voluminous, Italian should be one of the official languages of Brazil, damn portuguese empire.

>>69653801

Portuguese is better in any way, m8.
and you triggered half of people ITT.

kek

>>69659557

as were a good portion of your ancestors, m8.
you are a bunch of half Moorish folk, so not that much treachery.

>>69653747
WE

>>69659333
>white women
>ass
Lel joao

>>69660105
I like how duolingo has Mayan pyramids for Spanish

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>>69677759
we are meds, not white,, that's why we have nice asses

>>69677759
>portuguese
>white

lel John

>>69660843
>your food
Now that's something i didn't know.

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>>69662568
You may learn history my friend.
MMDC!