>non-anglo pronounces iron as "eye-ron" >non-anglo

>>69649863
Why can't the non-anglo say th

>>69649910
I can.Its in our alphabet

>>69649910
Literally subhuman, they have no control over their tongue

>inb4 "hurr rolled r's!!!!!"

I can roll my R just as good as I roll your mum in bed

What is the correct way of pronouncing iron then? "ee-ron"?

>>69649992
i-urn

>>69649910
Everyone can pronounce this shit if they practice for like, 10 minutes.
Same can't be said about anglos concerning Rs rolling))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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>mfw foreigners try to pronounce gn, sc, ch, doubles (tt, ss, etc), words with accentsor use the correct words associated with gender

lol

>>69649910
Why can't Americans use question marks?

>>69650030
accents or**

>>69650019
rrrright

>>69649950
wow, one anglo in a million others can roll R, the same ratio as non-anglos saying "TH".

>>69650012
>americans can't speak their own language

It's eye-en

>>69649992
I thik "eye-rn"

ay fakd yor mam last nayt

>>69649910
Why anglos can't say ы in a correct way?

Brits say eye-ron
Brits say froo
How do Aussies say corpse?

>>69650201
this

I say "eye-in"

>>69650221
Actually we say "eye-run" while it's "eye-rn".

>>69650221
>corps - "core"
>corpse - "core-pss

Since when are "wont" and "want" not pronounced the same way?

>>69650325
>wonn-t
>wahnt

>>69649863
> non-anglo pronounces corpse as "corps"
Emm...
https://youtu.be/1CdqmL8VINo
...
Difference?

>>69650184
yer da sells avon

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English is literally meme language.
>Be brit
>Take a trip to the USA
>Say "can't" to a nigger
>Get shot

>>69650302
Oh, I thought you meant they pronounce it the way corps is written. not pronounced.

>non-anglo pronounces iron as "eye-ron"
WTF i hate english now.
I knew how to pronounce all the other ones (four is pronounced as for by the way), except iron

>>69650436
It's pronounced "core"

How do you pronounce gaol? Jail.

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>non-Poles think this is hard to pronounce

>>69650099
It's really easy to pronun th sound but I think it is still difficult to pronun rolled r.

It's funny how at my elementary school they taught me to say can't as cunt.

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Daily reminder that if you can't read this easily you'll NEVER be able to speak english without sounding like a total retard

>>69650554
>8 letter word
>only has 1 vowel (2 if you consider y a vowel)

fucking polish, man

>>69650683
>if you can't read this easily you'll NEVER be able to speak english without sounding like a total retard
>If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of native English speakers
really makes you think

>>69650694
>zsczsczccszc zc zc sczsczczcz czscsczcz czczsc zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

>>69650554
"Pscheina"?

>>69650683
Do a Vocaroo of that poem

>>69650801
I would if I didn't have guests atm, I don't wanna seem like a retard who recites poetry out of fucking nowhere in the next room

Good fred

>>69650831
>Have guests over
>Sit in another room on an Azerbaijani cheese-making forum

>>69650354
>wahnt
lel you must sound like an autistic manchild

>>69650940
that's literally how you pronounce it idiot

>>69650742
literally autistic screeching

>>69650683
I got bored halfway because there was no car chase

>>69650940
How do you pronounce the h letter in wahnt? Is the same sound when you make when you're breathing on a mirror ?

>>69650968
Australian """english""" = speaking through your nose instead of your mouth

Zero dignity or sophistication whatsoever.

>>69649863
>wont
what the fuck is a wont?

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Weight
>pronounced "weight"
Height
>the exact same word as weight, with different consonant in the beginning
>pronounced "hight"

Do
>pronounced "do"
Go
>the exact same word as do, with different consonant in the beginning
>pronounced "gohh"

Women
>pronounced "WEMEN"
etc.

I will never understand the logic in this stupid language. Why not just type the words like they are pronounced?

>>69650354
>wahnt
this is incorrect.

>>69651187
Will not

>>69650801
Idk how to pronounce some of those words

>>69650694
>8 letter
but just 6 sounds, sz is read as one sound, cz as well
>only has 1 vowel (2 if you consider y a vowel)
y is always a vowel in polish
we have enough vowels and there isn't a single word with syllable with no vowel

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Try pronouncing Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

>>69651187
a habit or custom

>>69649863
>>non-anglo pronounces corpse as "corps"
>>non-anglo pronounces four as "for"

bait

>>69651187
The nature of something

>"killing stealing and raping are niggers are wont to do""

>>69650683
This is me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfRSvTSY0d4

>>69651203
>Why not just type the words like they are pronounced?
This.

>>69651329
Зaмoк and зaмoк.

>>69651100
t. Southern redneck who pronounces "star" and "store" the same

>>69651203
Phonetics are for caveman-tier languages

>ooga booga how say word???

>>69651379
Tyт paзницa в yдapeнии, a нe в пpoизнoшeнии cлoвa пoлнocтью.
Хaнc вышe oпиcaл мoи мыcли.
(B aнглийcкий тeкcт нe cмoг, тoлькo тpяпкoй нe бeй).

>>69651247
>>69651275
assuming you didn't just look it up, how often do people actually use that word? it sounds ancient

>>69651519
If you aren't a bumbling retard people always use it

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>>69649863
>debt is pronounced as det
>doubt is pronounced as daut
>coup as coo
>corps as core
Fuck this illogical niggerspeak

>>69651573
You can thank the French for those last two.

>>69650801
im pretty sure i fucked up some but i did my best

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RDLnqAMtdB

>>69649863
>anglos have language that nobody can speak, not even themselves
UN creating and enforcing a normal speakable artificial language when

>>69651519
it's pretty archaic

>>69650793
idk how to write it in english alphabet so http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bGsawksS3d

>>69651573
Coup and corp are french

>>69651439
What the hell are you even talking about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohx4WpqKHyo

The australian accent is a disgrace. It doesn't matter which specific demographic you single out either. Men, women, old people, children. It's shameful across the board.

>>69651664
>esperanot will FINALLY become lingua franca

>>69650694
There are only 6 sounds an 2 of them are vowels.

>2 if you consider y a vowel
This is not a matter of consideration. Y is a vowel regardless of what you think about it.

>>69651243
You said wont, which is a completely different word than won't

>>69651826
t. yankee

>>69651785
Then "y" is complete useless in this word

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>english is easy they, take you a couple of months to learn they

>>69651827
esperanto a shit

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>>69649863
>No matter how much time they dedicate to learning the language or living in an English-speaking country they will ALWAYS have a disgusting and easy to identify accent
All part of the plan. There will be no hiding when the day of reckoning is upon us

>>69651608
We can "thank" the French for your whole fucking ""language"".

>>69650141
It's eye-n

>>69651954
>pszczna
would be one syllabe word, why is "y" useless?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qdIg56cBms

>>69652356
We can thank the Germans, the French just came in and bastardised it

>Anglos who think 'iron' is pronounced "eye-n/eye-en"

Not being able to pronounce R is a speech impediment

>>69651954
>Then "y" is complete useless in this word
t. deaf

>>69650012
>>69650141
>>69652357
how will using english transcription help foreigners?
use the fucking IPA

Iron is /ˈaJɹən/ or /ˈaJən/ depending on whether your accent is rhotic or non-rhotic

>>69652363
I don't find it hard to pronounce, since it's practically the same as our word peščina - sand dune.

It's still funny that OP the Anglo thinks he can master Slavic phonetics with his current phonetic repertoire desu. But I approve of the thread, it's instructive to all of us who aspire to be proficient in English.

>>69652363
Erm, E or I letter?

>>69652503
>ajen

what did he mean by this?

>>69651486
Гoдoвщинa/godovshina sounds like gadavshina

>>69652542
ע maybe

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>>69652542
>>69652606

shit, forgot 4chan turns pic related into j

>>69649863
>non-anglo pronounces corpse as "corps"
>non-anglo pronounces four as "for"
Americans say it this way, as they are the ones who establish English rules nowdays, it is the best variant for a non-anglo to pronounce it.

>>69649863
The only I can't legitimately pronounce the way it's meant to is "four/for", but you'd be lying if you claimed that most Anglos don't pronounce it exactly the same way. Queen's English has more non-Anglos speakers than not.

>>69649910
>why do most people whose native language lacks a sound approximate it to one they have
I could say this for many Italian phonemes that Americans can't say correctly, yet you don't see me making threads about it everyday

>>69652681
it is still not incorrect, dipthongs used to be shown by ej, aj, oj and so on. my prof still uses that for some reason.

>>69650683
Literally the rapebaby language of French and Danish. Why couldn't literally any other country conquer half of the world, at least we'd be speaking a language with actual rules instead of "lol just watch a shitton of movies and you'll get how to say words"

>>69650436
>>69650534
i hear "coreps"

>>69651203
Because English has own writing system for ages. Languages change with time, the more language is used, the quicker it changes.
When I started to learn French, at first I used an old book from 50s (written by a French author). When I showed the book to my French friend, he laughed and said that the words they used in the book were really old and they didn't use them anymore.

>>69651241
This isn't difficult to pronounce though, German is 95% pronounced as it's written and long words are just word+word+word+word+word, it's synthaxis that's harder.
>subject [complement] main part of the verb [fifteen other complements] verb particle that gives out the meaning of the entire sentence

English isn't hard you mongs

>>69650683
> after trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud
I hate retards writing such bullshit.

>>69651619
thank you

>>69651322
> most of the problem words are French origin
wtf I hate France now.

>>69653151
t. pierre

>>69653289
Nah, this absurdity is spread among different languages, and we have such zealots too. When I see something like this written by an arrogant asshole, I want to punch 'em in the face.

>>69650099
There's +5 million Scots that can roll their R and do so every day.

>>69652503
no one can read that fucking moonspeak. the point is that the r and vowel sound in iron are pronounced in the opposite order of the spelling

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>what kind of language you want familia?

>>69654479
If there are no other possible ways of "reading" that it's not even bad.