> Be imperial Japan > Be a country full of honour and independancy

In a few years America will be 49% white while Japan will be 99% Japanese. America will crumble. Japan win in the end and spread anime in to the universe.

>Be british empire
>have a colony called new zeland
>it's gay as fuck
>full of brown people and chinks
>Win war against japan
>get eaten alive by china
>nobody cares because your country is a shithole the size of vancouver island

>>69649851
>Be british empire
>have a colony called canada
>it's gay as fuck
>full of chinamen, mongols, mart sharters and poo in looers
>win war against japan
>get eaten by choina
>unironically has a french speaking region
>nobody takes you seriously because you unironically have a fucking leaf as a flag

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>>69651237
>Be British Empire
>Chimp out whenever going to war
>Rape and looting comes with every victory
>Try to fight clotheless savages armed only with spears in Africa
>Get slaughtered regularly but win in the end because you have gatling guns
>God save the Queen
>Send wave after wave of young boys from your superior Anglo colonies to die by Turk machinegun fire because you never knew how to strategize
>Superior White colony you've been genociding and enslaving for 800 years fucks your shit up
>Whine and complain because they bomb women and children unintentionally
>Bomb their women and children intentionally
>Still sore about freedom fighters to this day
>Say you'll help France
>As soon as France is attacked run all the way to the ocean
>Your entire military sits around on a beach waiting for civilians to come save them while the entire country of France makes a daring outnumbered last stand to single handedly save your army
>Skedadle and hide until America shows up
>Proceed to suck America's cock for the next 70 years while saying how much you hate them

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>Be America
>be best country in the history of the world and save the world multiple times

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>>69651942
>Be America
>Think you're the greatest country in the world
>Actually a literal meme nobody takes seriously

>>69652583
Name a greater country in the world. It can't be done.

>be england
>keep getting BTFO
>fabricate history 900 years later to look good

>>69652583
Do you mind not bullying us? Thanks.

>>69652911
Portugal

>>69652911

Portugal

>>69649772
Pleaae make fun of our holy lord america-sama

>>69649772
>full of honour
kek
my dog has more honour than j*ps

>>69652911
Somalia?

>>69652583
reminder that a group of untrained farmers defeated your army

>>69649772
>japan today
>cheap electronics