/brit/

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Nth for the frogs with the large quads

>>69647509
Low quality memes are not welcome, get

Making pasta for breakfast lads

check this 6

>>69647525
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

dubs and a cheeky ice cream

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>>69647528
Well you know the old saying - post an early thread, get crappy memes

fu cko ffy an ks

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Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

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>>69647507
no way, honestly girls LOVE snakes
like I said my gf has had a big fat snake for like a decade and I've known other girls with pet snakes

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Anyone want some? There's no meat in it though, effort of that.

>>69647562
Yes yes it's the phallic imagery that lurks in the psyche in every woman - they love this, yea.... Yes indeed

Anyone that posts 'memes' needs to go back tbqh

>>69647570
looks dire

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thought about doing a metal-gear Photoshop of the Oats Brother meme then laughed

I won't do it now though since its time for beddy byes

HATE leafs

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The gf

>>69647570
Janny ban this filth right now

>>69647562
You're probably a weirdo goth or some shit with friends of similar ilk

Every girl I know would scream at the sight of a snake even one in a terrarium

>>69647570
Posting about frogs sipping on a tin of Guiness with an empty stomach and this amateurish at best attempt at making pasta is making me salivate uncontrollably

>>69647570
sauce is too pale/light

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ah yes, why I am bored of cats and dogs !

>>69647615
How do you even know what's in it

>>69647609
maybe because you live in Deanoville

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Why are boys so qt?

>>69647620
Honestly a sikk azz pet, how could you not want one

reptiles have salmonella on their skin

Don't really like Scottish people if I am being honest with you.

>>69647562
You just know...

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dogs feeling a bit sick
he has a skin disease but love him

>>69647615
The camera isn't doing the sauce justice.
I made it from tomatoes and tomatoe puree and blended it up with garlic, ginger, mixed herbs, and some white pepper.

>>69647605
>>69647595
Rude

>>69647613
Thanks

>>69647647
How dare you breathe such vulgar words against reptilians

>>69647663
>The camera isn't doing the sauce justice.
>I made it from tomatoes and tomatoe puree and blended it up with garlic, ginger, mixed herbs, and some white pepper.
sounds good

but

onions?

reckon my life would be enjoyable if I wasn't ugly

honestly dunno why girls get into porn when it really doesn't pay that well it's ~$1000/scene and they're classed as independent contractors so they don't get employer paid health insurance and don't have the option for things such as a matching 401k or a pension

one scene per week nets only $52000/year which isn't that great when it comes with no benefits and no job security

reckon my life would be enjoyable if I wasn't so intelligent

average londoner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov3NTe8zTTY

>>69647675
Haven't even got onions or meat in the house. So it's lacking of some ingredients. But it's half 8 and I'm hungry

>>69647639
because you're gay lol

>>69647701
That is quite literally the average American, or will be in 10 years time

Your country is 40% white and the 40% are some weird yellow brown mix anyway

>>69647688
For the fame and glory of Rome and admission to Elysium

average yank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WUHcb12BBY

>>69647663
looks like watery shite

>>69647688
A lot of porn stars do side work as escorts, strippers, private parties etc.

It's just publicity for many

>>69647701
whats that from

>>69647707
>no onions

why brother?

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bf sent me this

>>69647688
>it's ~$1000/scene
no way. maybe for the top tier websites and if you're an actual pornstar. facialabuse pays $250/scene

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>>69647717

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gf sent me this

>>69647732
bender

>>69647739
I would imagine "facial abuse" is even more degrading

>>69647745
>that body

clearly shopped

>>69647727
ahh i'd forgotten about that

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My good mate just sent me this

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>ywn be some good looking middle class american who has aesthetic clothes and a tumblr

>>69647688
But they NEED the BBC

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>>69647731
I added some onion salt into it. Anyhow, tastes pretty good.

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lad sent me this

>>69647732
There's literally nothing attractive about feminine men. If you want a woman, go fuck a woman.

>>69647775
Looks like a mong what are you on about

>>69647775
Chin on that bloke, gives Spotty a run for his money

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any girls here? would you like to be my friend, and hopefully somewhere down the line my girlfriend?

>>69647783
oh dear

>>69647739
Fuck that is sad, facial abuse is legit horrible

>>69647788
Feminine men are the best of both worlds
>>69647803
>that cheeky little smirk
crease every time

reckon this lad pretending to be a jap is genuinely retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTS7C9bPqbQ

wish I was a yank hippy cunt with weird aesthetic biking friends

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work tomorrow.

>>69647803
Imagine how autistic you'd have to be to live in California and be the son of a big time Hollywood producer and still manage to not get laid

if you do porn or sex work you're basically ruined forever

>>69647838
he's average looking too

he had serious problems

>>69647803
people say elliot was good looking but I don't see it

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Bone apple and small teeth

>>69647844
I imagine the vast majority of girls who get into it are doing so in order to fuel a drug addiction

>>69647863
post a cheeky willy shot please

>>69647863
looks like something my mum used to make

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ex-gf is still using me for wank sessions, just want her to actually speak to me ahahaha the fucking state of my life i feel so alone.

>>69647863
For only one AUD a day, you can save this paddy from his abject poverty

Fucking dire

>>69647859
He wasn't ugly though and California girls are the easiest in the world

>>69647890
good post

>>69647859
he's not attractive but he's not unattractive, which means he could do alright with girls if he wasnt such a mega sperg

>>69647832
what a cretin.

reckoning that you can post "fuck of yank" at the beginning of every thread and just redirect them to it in all circumstance you need

>>69647888
Please describe the process of these wank sessions

>>69647904
fuck off dave

>>69647863
this is the food they serve at public school aftercare

>>69647858
He literally could've pulled 9+/10s just by mentioning who his dad was and maybe dropping a cheeky lie like he could get them into a movie role

>>69647904
grate post XDDD
fuck off weeb cunt, it is obvious you aren't a jap

Imagine not only using a proxy to get a fake flag when everyone knows it to be so, but also using a trip

What kind of life is that?

>>69647908
goes something like this
>i cant sleep xx:((
then she calls me on skype and we do the wank session
>well im gonna go to bed now goodnight xx:)

then she ignores me till she wants to do it again. feeling USED, PATHETIC and LONELY.

>>69647929
>he went to aftercare
need better parents mate

>>69647941
haha bender x

>>69647941
alri windows 95

>>69647874
Was it nice?

>>69647890
I'm sure that's like less than 50c here.

>>69647951
just say no nigga haha

>>69647959
mummy and daddy pay for my university and my rent so I'm good

>>69647941
BIT GAY THIS

>>69647941
stop using your dad's login

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How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves.[16]:84

- Elliot Rodger, 2014

do people actually download whole porn scenes?

>>69647976
miss her a bit too much for that aha, before this it was months before we talked and i was starting to feel AOK.

>>69647973
>Was it nice?
not really

THINK i tried to kiss my friend's gf last night

would quite like to die unironically right now.

Could everyone here please stop being so vulgar, boorish and outlandish for just five minutes? Rude little cunts

>>69647965
>not using the classic theme regardless of windows version
Alri' underage.

>>69647973
Maybe you can buy yourself a little teapsoon of mince with it you disgrace

>>69648000
kys scumbag

>>69648000
Suicide is easy and painless if done properly.

>>69648006
Having used the older themes growing up, the new ones look better

>implying you're over 18

>>69648000
screeching

you sure fucked up

This place is inhibited by cruel, bitter and rude people

Only ones not being VULGAR is the other Irish poster and one or two yanks/Canadians

going to this lads, you coming?

https://www.residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?901240

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is running on empty
Food review!

>>69648010
I can buy as much food as I want. But that would require a shower, getting dressed, walking shop, waiting, walking back, cooking, cleaning.

This way I eat, clean, be done, and spend my Sunday relaxing

>>69648053
and the two aussies

>>69648040
Windows 7 one looks terrible, same as Vista, and XP. Windows 10 is okay, but I'm not using that.

>>69648053
do you want to be friends?

what an aesthetic video
wish I was like these cunts>>69647832

if this Irish dreg served me that pasta I'd throw it on the floor

>>69648053
80% of british posters are mannerless chavs

Feel like absolute shit lads, got a cold and then what I think must be indigestion on top of that. Wanna die really.

>>69648082
You mean the one laughing at some poor fellows misfortune? Screeching? An the other starting petty arguments over a sultry teaspoon of mince?

>>69648053
Remove aussie, remove yank
Place would be perfect

what about me?

t. kazakh proxy

what about me?

>>69648118
>laughing at some poor fellows misfortune
>misfortune is trying to mack on with your m8s misso

lol

@69648124
you're an autistic faggot neck yourself

michael jackson was poisoined by his doctor and the world forgot about it

kanye west 2020

>>69648110
'sheed

what about me?

>>69648107
they're basic af and live in some bumfuck town in the Midwest you miserable sod.

what about me

it isn't fair

>>69648109
If only you'd be so lucky to enjoy my pasta.

>>69648147
He was intoxicated, under the influence you fool! A misfortunate event!

>>69648167
I've had enough

>>69648157
dem Jackson genes are STRONK!

>>69648167
alri nollsey

>>69648053
the kike is a good lad as well

>>69648188
post fucking machines

>>69648179
>nollsey
bloody kids don't know they're born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzQKECQgjW8

>>69648188
upload coitus apparatuses

I have schizophrenia.

singing loudly in public is the biggest test of confidence

So I watched Zulu, gladiator and black hawk down today

Good movies

>>69648147
Go get knocked out by a kangaroo

>>69648218
WHAT ABOUT ME

>>69648212
what are your feelings towards timothy james byrne?

as much as I hate Casey neistat, I ultimately want to be him

>>69648212
Hello there Dave, I'm the good voice

>>69648205
nah it was all nollsey mate

>>69648218
>breaking out into song
Very yank thing to do

>>69648218
Because only an attention seeking prick would want to do it so of course everyone around you will hate you.

I spend almost all my free time dreaming about being rich

>>69648244
i'd rather be mark zuckerberg

>>69648244
Rich, ugly, jew nose, ugly missus, amazing work ethic?

>>69648242
he needs help

schizophrenia is actually okay so long as you're aware of it and manage it well

but tim lives on his own and doesn't manage his schizophrenia/whatever mental illness he has well at all

>>69648265
ah yes very american

>canacucks STILL acting as if they are any different from us socially
howling. fuck off leafs, no one wants you here

>>69648269
>ugly missus

why is this

>be American
>___________

So this is where those who spit vile words and fill themselves lavishly with spite congregate then? The Lord will judge you all when the time comes, all those boorish and unmannerly

My days feel short.
I just sit in front of my computer for 16 hours.
I shitpost. The hours go by fast.
Soon I see that bedtime approaches and I didn't do anything all day again.
Then I go to bed and in my dreams this bleak reality doesn't exist.
This has been my life for longer than I can remember. It will be my life until I die.

>>69648265
classic symptom of runtism.

>>69648273
do you believe his accusations against vinay the dentist and the dpd trucks were legitimate?

>>69648290
Because like attracts like?

>>69648296
>clap

>>69648296
dream about being rich haha

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>>69648300
nerd

>>69648300
go for a walk

In my experience, if someone wants to steal your bike they'll steal your bike. I live in a 4th floor apartment and had my MTB locked downstairs at the communal racks in the underground carpark. My complex is covered in CCTV and security guards constantly present. I noticed one day my kryptonite lock had some scratches on the plastic that weren't there the night before. I got the management company to give me a key to the bike lock up room where only residents have access. 3 days later my bike was gone and all that was left was the piece of plastic. Management company checked cameras but whoever took my bike knew where cameras were hidden in the room and covered them with a bin bag.

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why, yes

all you need is love

Hi, I'm an American. How are you all doing this morning?

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>>69648300
same

>>69648355
hahahaha classic jest

>>69648287
We are though you retard. Unfortunately the major difference its we're more left leaning and less nationalistic.

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She is preggo with a black baby

>>69648375
How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves.[16]:84

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>Canadians are distinguishable from Americans

Have you ever noticed American tourists or Americans living in your country are really loud?
They literally point out things they see.
>Oh honey, look at that building with the windows and doors.

>Oh my, these fries with the salt and pepper on them are to die for.

>>69648375
the so called 'gf'

>>69648372
Do you ever sleep?

why didn't the nazis give jews gas masks?

>>69648307
no, he was just being overly paranoid and looking for someone to blame
it was his own fault he got evicted

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Nazism on the rise

>>69648396
They did but their noses got in the way
silly buggers haha

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>>69648375
cuckposting hour already?

>>69648396
good question why did no one think of this

filtered canada

feel a lot better now

>>69648404
do you ever feel like your paranoia is negatively impacting your life?

>>69647830
love that show

So what has happened to Tim?
I stopped paying attention to him and /brit/ about 2 months ago

>>69648407
Need some natsoc qts

>>69648433
should have done it ages ago

What flag(s) would you ban from /brit/?

>>69648461
canada without a doubt

>>69648354
*materialises in front of you*
*shoots you in the gut*

>>69648452
i make an effort not to filter/ignore/mute people but canadians all act like autistic 15 year olds for some strange reason. annoying as fuck

*does a little depression*

waheyyy

>>69648461
Yours. Prisoners shouldn't be allowed access to the Internet.

>>69648461
Canada

That's it. The other obnoxious ones stay in containment generals.

>>69648461
yanks
leafs

Just got a parcel delivered still tired though so going back to sleep hahs

>>69648461
Irish in a heartbeat teebeeaight

planning on taking the so called pingers today

>>69648481
don't hate me just because dad raped you

Its a "yanks obsessed with canadians" episode

Every night

>>69648477
Every time I see a canadian post I assume he's 17 and also posts on reddit

>>69648506
Love how we've actually invented a way for Normies to voluntarily singe their brain receptors straight off

Hilarious. Fuck Normies haha

>come to /brit/
>99% of it is complaining about yanks/canadians
>the other 1% is poo shit poo wank piss shit wank maisie

ah yes brilliant

>>69648481
Demetrius v2.0 when

>>69648506
Why lad
It's a Sunday

>>69648521
>obsessed
Wrong word, we hate you

*gets shots*
*seasonal depression kicks in*

>>69648416
More please

>>69648521
weird how you still think it is only us complaining about you. it is all of /int/.

>>69648537
Stop waking up early then when all the fucking JFs are still about

Go back to bed, I'll see you in a few hours

>>69648520
Your wildlife isn't that great.

poo shit poo wank piss shit wank maisie

also foy

>>69648539
going to the club aren't I? 5pm-midnight ting hehe.

what happens if

>>69648567
Mental
Where

Thanks but no yanks

Doing a wank

need some sentimental/melancholy music lads

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listening to sad songs lads

>>69648565
Actually quite liked this post

@69648584
That was a genuine shit post and I see why your flag is hated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXyFZZlwD8w

quite good

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>>69648569
for what purpose

>>69648590
https://open.spotify.com/track/05wIrZSwuaVWhcv5FfqeH0

Cheers up

Yanks really do need to FO

https://youtu.be/deBxwZqUUtU

>>69648624
>Spotify
Runts are not permitted to post in this thread

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Even Arab women want the BBC

Going back to sleep but I've still got a second parcel on the way hahaha

>>69648461
Japan

>>69648634
Because I can afford to pay for music? Fuck up.

>>69648574
Phonox, London

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i miss her, lads.

>>69648649
A mick paying for something, doubtful

>>69648643
What is it

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>>69648662

How do we solve the massive oversupply of males looking for females online?

There are only a few possible solutions

A) men message fewer women
B) more women join
C) less men join
D) women respond to more messages

A & D are unlikely and don't solve the real problem of supply and demand
B is impossible, leaving us with C

We must kill off more men so that the remainder can live in greater luxury

Currently there are 1.1 men for every woman. we must reduce this to 0.8

Britain's Got Talent ™

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5luvX2RJ7cE

>>69648670
*motions for you to pull the trigger*

aha no dont do it! i have so much to live for

>>69648656
>brixton
enjoy your stab wounds

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>>69648662
what's her name la'

>>69648643
Who gets parcels on a Sunday? Private courier company?

/r/Australia has the number 1 post on the 'ddit right now
They are mad lads all over the Internet!!

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1,2

>>69648690
Haven't missed a year of Eurovision since like 2006

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>>69648706
doxxable information, but we broke up 5 months ago and i never got over her aha

>>69648684
You seem to believe that there are female profiles out there that aren't panjeet from customer strategy using a random model's headshot

>>69648703
kek, Brixton isn't rough these days m80

The worst that'll happen is you get overcharged for a craft beer or sourdough toastie.

>>69648741
there are some tbf

>>69648747
hello 2027

why, yes

as a civilized western man, you should be inside of a church in this sunday morning

>>69648731
bender

>>69648707
Amazon deliver on Sunday

live in London and I've never been a victim of crime or seen any crime happen

wondering if I'll ever get mugged at all

this white guy posing as a jap is simply epic, need him to post more

>>69648437
a bit, but I'm aware of it so it's manageable

>>69648787
same, would have thought I'd have had something happen.

Maybe coz i'm 6'2" and built like the proverbial

>>69648787
You've never bought drugs?

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>unabashed drug users

>>69648649
just use the webplayer with adblock on lol

it's free

>>69648787
friend of mine went to UCL for 3 years and never got mugged or anything

then in the first year of him returning to manchester someone tried to mug him once (though they weren't successful)

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>>69647551
>>69647562
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>>69647597
>>69647609
>>69647634
>>69647650
>>69647656
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>>69647694
>>69647701
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>>69647939

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How did we get away with this?

>>69648843
brilliant post

>>69648843
cracking post

Need a cystic fibrosis teen gf

https://youtu.be/xZihtaWtToA

>>69648833
>(though they weren't successful)
story lad

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON

>>69648833
I've the app on the phone and you need premium to download music.

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>>69648824

>>69648861
>VLC

end yourself

>>69648861
bit gay

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>Aussie posts on /brit/

>>69648861
>wanking to unsorted random images
Top yourself

Feel quite unwell.

VLC is fine as long as you're not playing HEVC files or anything

in which case even MPC is shit

>>69648882
>needing a narrative in your porn

>>69648893
some people dont settle with just fine.

>>69648880
Go back to eating from your poverty pot mate

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>>69648861
can't deal with the way this is sorted m8

kys

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ain't had a single fan before having depression, random access autism, and schizophrenia

>>69648885
What's the symptoms?

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>>69648880
me entering /brit/ filled with leafs, yanks and paddies

>>69648901
He watches it for the story

>Being a codec queen

Australians are the worst posters in the galaxy

Wish they'd all fall in a hole

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>>69648861
>xvideos, webms, and gifs

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>>69648913
>danger 5

>>69648912
dehydration
headache
bit hot
tired

Guess the condition ;^)

found some interracial gay porn last night lads, had the best wank to it not even ashamed

>>69648943
homosexuality

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>>69648943
sounds like you're dehydrated

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>>69648909
Better?

>>69648943
Sounds like the flu.
It's been doing the rounds here at the moment. 7 people over 65 have died from it.

Aussies need to cool it with the yank hate or else I'll unleash some banter I've been practicing

>>69648866
someone tried to mug him with a shitty pocket knife, but my friend's a big guy and said "nah lad" and nutted/heemed him, though he got slashed a couple of times with a shitty knife so when he got back home his parents called for an ambulance and they did some stitches

(then those stitches fell apart so my friend had to go to a&e and get some proper stitches done, which took forever because hospitals are full of druggies and old people who waste time)

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>>69648962
it's a hangover you melts

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>>69648967
Ah yes lets re-post the same few images back and forth for the 100th time

>>69648970
better but the file naming is shit

ah, the two next threads

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