>tfw Americans skip school not because they don't want

>>69642950

>t. school cancelled because of spiders

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>tfw Australians skip school not because they don't want to learn, but because they don't want to get killed by dropbears

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>>69642950
Oi Damo! Get back here and put ye flappy hat on! No flappy hat no playtime!

There was one day where school was cancelled because the AC broke down and they couldn't get it working again.

>be american
>go to school
>get shot because can't remember Bible verse
>be taken as a hostage by autist with a gun
>get shot again because you are not an atheist
>get shot in hospital because you have no money to pay for treatment

>>69643080
>Be russian
>Be poor

>grow up in suburbs
>nothing fun happens
>only fights are between spicy latinas
>nobody gets shot

I want a refund.

>>69643119
Why do spics have to ruin everything?

>>69643148
It was hilarious every time

>>69643080
>be russian
that's it

you're already worse off than the average american that's just been shot waiting in the ICU

>>69643161
>A bunch of mud people failing to civilize themselves is funny

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>>69643080
>Be Russian
>Fall for Communism

>>69643187
>be american
>can't even educate anyone so the only option is import jews from soviet union
>>69643199
>be american
>fall for consumerism

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>>69643245
>Be Russian
>Go from Autocratic to Oligarchy
>mfw massive stability hits due to changing governments

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>be amerishart
>get shot

>>69643286
>be american
>have stable market that always ready to fuck you in the ass and makes to commute 4 hours to work

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>>69643359
>Be Chile
>manifest destiny takes 100 miles

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>>69643384
>be Russian
>wait in line for 2 weeks for condoms

>>69642950
No hat, no play, no school today so pack your bags and go away

>>69643414
>be american
>still believe in meme 60th world where you can buy a car and a house being only working person in family

>>69643384
>be russian
>his school is a fucking igloo
>get fucked by a yeti

>>69643193
It's funny because they actually know how to fight

>be Russian
>have a quite peaceful life out in the snow
>come home everyday to a 10/10 dark haired sheila

Sounds nice 2bh

>>69643514
>tfw natives living in igloos live in the richest Russian region because of oil
can't fabricate

>>69643555
>snow
fucking dropped