>most muricans have their dicks cut off at birth Why would

>>69625181

better question... what do they do with all the stolen foreskins? burgers?

>>69625181
>You guys have to fap with a with a tissue and lotion
Is this true? lmao

>>69625250
https://www.babble.com/mom/3-strange-uses-for-infant-foreskins/


>Cosmetics: Foreskins are used to make high-end skin creams. The skin products contain fibroblasts grown on the foreskin and harvested from it. One foreskin can be used for decades to produce fancy face cream like the SkinMedica products hawked on Oprah.

>Skin grafts: In addition to making products for skin, a baby’s foreskin can be turned into a skin graft for a burn victim. Because the cells are extremely flexible, they’re less likely to be rejected. Currently, this technology can be lifesaving in providing a real skin “band aid” to cover an open wound while a burn victim heals. Researchers at Harvard and Tufts are working on advanced skin replacements that use human foreskins.

>Cosmetic testing: All those cruelty-free cosmetics you buy? Some of them are tested on foreskins. This yields better results, since they’re human skin. And it saves the lives of the rodents your shampoo would otherwise be tested on.

>>69625302
Unfortunately yes. Fortunately I was born in Zurich to meine Deutsche altern.
>Sorry I can't into umlauts and dots with muh keyboard

>>69625415
It's Eltern anyways.

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>>69625386
>Using mutilated body parts of babies is "more humane" than using lab rats.
This is one of several fucked up things about this country.

>>69625513
>more humane
lmao, it's literally more humane

>>69625447
Well... You can tell it's been a while. Muh diaspora an sheeiitt

>>69625565
I guess so.

>>69625181
Im circumcised and have never used lotion to fap

>>69625660
This.
Im also cut and don't use lotion
I'm still depressed over having no foreskin and frenulum though, I don't have any feeling with fapping, I only feel good when Cummings