>Be Russian >Drink vodka >It's actually

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2017-01-07 07:03:36 Post No. 69620380
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:03:36 Post No. 69620380 [Report]

>Be Russian
>Drink vodka
>It's actually bath lotion
>Die

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:10:24 Post No.69620671
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>>69620380
>be albanian
>drink tap water
>die

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:13:15 Post No.69620796
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>>69620671
>Be Italian
>Breathe Volcanic air
>Die

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:20:15 Post No.69621138
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>be Albanian
>abduct the local pasha's daughter
>get honor killed by his clan

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:23:17 Post No.69621275
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>Be slovenia
>Literally who

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:24:23 Post No.69621321
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>>69620671
>Be Italian
>Live your life
>Earthquake comes
>Die.

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:27:57 Post No.69621482
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>>69621275
>be Bosnian
>abduct the local efendija's daughter
>step on a landmine and get the both of you killed before his jarans can even find you

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:31:12 Post No.69621601
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>>69621482
>Be Slovenian
>Your father is Bosnian

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:32:21 Post No.69621653
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>>69620380

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:36:42 Post No.69621823
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>Be human
>Breath oxygen
WEW

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:38:03 Post No.69621891
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:39:03 Post No.69621932
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>>69621891
>>69621653
Kek

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:40:07 Post No.69621983
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:40:07 Post No.69621983 [Report]

>be Albanian
>Sell the wrong organ to buy cheap alcohol
>Die

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:43:28 Post No.69622125
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>>69621983
>Be Argentinian
>sell wrong islands to buy alcohol
>Malvinas becomes Falklands

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>>69621891
>be Brit
>go 'ave a pint innit
>get glassed

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:45:47 Post No.69622242
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>be russian
>drink alcohol
>die from methanol poisoning
>laughing face.jpg

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:48:03 Post No.69622352
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>>69622242
>be Polish
>eat jellied carp with beetroot with pickled eggs
>be completely fine with it

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:49:54 Post No.69622453
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>>69622242
>be polish
>see a rainbow after a storm
>burn it down

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:50:24 Post No.69622476
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>>69622242
>be poland

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:50:53 Post No.69622503
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>>69621823
>be mortal
>die
Mortalfags BTFO!

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:51:15 Post No.69622519
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>>69622352
>be Slovenian
>be a rip off of Slovakia
>be fine with it

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:52:08 Post No.69622559
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>>69622519
>be poland
>get PARTITION'D
>die

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:52:11 Post No.69622565
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>>69622519
>be polish
>live
>be fine with it

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:52:25 Post No.69622581
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>>69622503
>be Swedish
>flex your pecks with your nordenbruder all day
>be completely straight and non-degenerate as can be

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:53:46 Post No.69622641
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>>69622559
>be American
>get shot

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>>69622641

Anonymous 2017-01-07 07:59:14 Post No.69622931
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>>69622581
>be slovenia
> be so irrelevant people literally need to google facts about your country to find something to make fun of you over

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>>69622931
>be Sweden
>get cucked by your government
>get raped
>too poor to afford therapy
>kill self

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>>69623088
>be american
>participate in jewish ritual at birth in which a rabbi mutilates your benis and then sucks it

Anonymous 2017-01-07 08:08:22 Post No.69623414
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>Be swedish
>Go out
>Freeze to death

Anonymous 2017-01-07 08:11:03 Post No.69623537
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>>69623414
>be bosnian
>look outside
>neck self

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>>69623414
>Be Bosnian
>Get out
>Get mine'd

Anonymous 2017-01-07 08:14:40 Post No.69623710
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>>69623414
>be bosnian
>come to sweden
>freeze to death because you dont have any resistance while swedish people bathe naked in the snow

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>>69620380
>Maybe real worry is West's decline and that Russia manages things better?

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>>69623537
>Be random Arab nr.1
>Blow up

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>>69623537
>be businessman in Kuwait
>have to pay hundreds of dollars for a bottle of booze

>>69623577
>be Albanian
>dream of joining ISIS like every good Muslim
>make burek for South Slavs instead

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